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The Secret Agent Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1843
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Animals Bred:	184
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Villages Defended:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Welcome to TRVKE, the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn town is actually a giant llama-shaped castle, where the llamas are the rulers and demand sacrifices of wool and hay from all players.

2. Our Nether is a disco party zone, complete with glowstone dance floors and zombie pigmen DJs spinning fire beats.

3. The End dimension is not just for fighting the Ender Dragon – it’s also a tropical vacation spot with sandy beaches and End crystal cocktails.

4. Our community events include synchronized swimming competitions in lava lakes and pig racing tournaments where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.

5. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where all the server admins live like mole people, plotting world domination through pixelated shenanigans.

So what are you waiting for? Join TRVKE now and dive into a world of madness, mayhem, and Minecraft magic!

Dub City Minecraft Server

achievement, aspirations, city, Dedication, determination, dreams, Dub, dubs, goals, growth, hard work, inspiration, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, persistence, positivity, self improvement, Server, success, triumph, Victory, WINNERS, winning

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9795
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Zombie Dances:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is a noob? Well, look no further because on our server, only WINNERS get dubs! We’re talking about epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop action that will have you on the edge of your seat (or gaming chair) at all times.

Join us if you want to prove that you’re the ultimate Minecraft champion. We’ve got challenges that will test your skills to the max, and only the most skilled players will come out on top. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who only explodes on players who can’t handle the heat.

But don’t worry, we also have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest adventurers can find. Legend has it that it’s guarded by a pack of diamond-armored pigs who will stop at nothing to protect their loot. Are you up for the challenge?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show the world that you’re a true Minecraft pro. Just remember, only WINNERS get dubs, so bring your A-game or prepare to be left in the dust.

Baker Brit Minecraft SMP – Bread Making Pro

assault, assisted dying, asylum seekers, Australia, Axed, Baker, bbc comedy, Bread, Brit, CPS, drug capital, Europe, Farage, Fire, Glasgow, grenfell, heroin addiction, Indigenous senator, jeremy clarkson, king charles, labour, London, making, milkshake, Minecraft, POL, Prison, PRO, racist abuse, reparations, rioter, Slavery, smp, Starmer, Vegetarian

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5801
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera in Glasgow, where even the creepers are hooked on drugs.

Witness the epic Grenfell mark ii disaster unfold right before your eyes, as players scramble to escape the fiery wrath of the block of flats in Plaistow. Will you make it out alive or become a crispy bacon block?

Feeling rebellious? Join us and channel your inner Farage milkshake thrower as you unleash your assault skills on unsuspecting players. Just make sure you don’t end up like Victoria Thomas Bowen with a guilty plea!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the political drama of assisted dying and Labour’s budget definition, where billions of pounds hang in the balance. Will you be the hero that saves the day or the rioter who ends up shouting racist abuse in prison?

And don’t forget to catch the final season of the beloved BBC comedy that’s leaving fans devastated. It’s like watching your favorite sheep get sheared for the last time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure where older drivers over 70 are banned, Jeremy Clarkson roasts woke vegetarians, and King Charles gets heckled by Indigenous senators. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

PixelPals Minecraft Server

Apricot, froot, geega, hajime, haruka, henya, Hime, Ironmouse, kson, kuro, Mata, mel, MICHI, Minecraft, Mouse, PixelPals, projektmelody, Server, vshojo, Vtubers, zen, zentreya

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5390
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Welcome to the Mikeypilled Edition of our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with VShojo and vtubers who will blow your mind with their epic gaming skills.

Imagine building a staircase to the heavens with Zen, only to have Mata come in and automate the whole process with Factorio. And don’t even get me started on Kuro, who once tamed a pack of Andy and Leyley to do his bidding.

But that’s not all! Hime will serenade you with her angelic voice while Henya solves complex puzzles with the power of her genius mind. And who could forget Mel, the virtual queen who will lead you on epic quests through the pixelated world.

Join us on this server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some epic adventures with the VShojo crew. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Dawntrail Adventures

Adventures, All Saints’ Wake, Badlands Chugs Watch Party, Balmung, cc, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Dynamis, Final Fantasy, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Goblet W27 P17 Yard & Pools, Golem, Golem Alts, Golem Alts Meetup, Halloween Musicals, Halloween Theme CC., LB W2 P10, Letter from the Producer LIVE LXXXIV, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party, Resources, smp, Sneaky Hollow Femlala Friday tea party, The Crow, Wolf’s Pier, XIV, xivg

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5294
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where the mobs are as wild as the players!

Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a giant talking creeper who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom. But watch out, because the pickaxe is guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen riding on chickens!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is full of hidden treasures, secret free companies, and linkshells that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the Moogle Treasure Trove event where you can trade in your loot for rare items like a diamond helmet shaped like a taco!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have epic meetups like the Femlala Friday tea party where you can sip on potions and gossip with other players. Or join the Halloween Musicals event where you can watch players perform spooky songs while dressed as skeletons!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of craziness and laughter like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

NightPlaza is your new home in the world of vanilla! Minecraft server

Community, family, free, Grief Protection, Lag-free, Plugins, RP commands, Server, Updates, Vanilla, vanilla community, Vanilla Experience, vanilla family, vanilla features, Vanilla Gameplay, vanilla minecraft, vanilla server, vanilla world, voice chat

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4400
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Animals Bred:	87	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	726
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

NightPlaza is your new home in the world of vanilla!

No lags, just a pure vanilla server with voice chat and RP commands. We take the project seriously so that every visit you make is unforgettable. Come on in, it’ll be fun!

Features of the project:

• Good server characteristics (don’t worry about lags)

• Seriousness of development (We take the project seriously and want to make a truly perfect vanilla!)

• Voice chat (yes, you can not only write)

• RolePlay commands (/me smiles)

• Frequent updates and communication with the community

• No restrictions of the world, everything is like in vanilla!

• Protection against griefing

• Modern plugins and professionally configured server

At the moment, it is possible to join the server absolutely free! We have huge plans for the development of the project and we sincerely hope that you will become part of our family!

play.nightplaza.org

Funky Minecraft Server

APPEAL, clunky, dislike, Funky, Gaming, graphics, hate, Kids, micro transactions, microtransactions, Minecraft, Outdated, outdated graphics, pay to win, released in 2005, Server, Terrible, video games

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5666
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Zombie Dances:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Are you tired of boring, clunky, outdated games with microtransactions galore? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas. Our server is so epic, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the awesomeness. Plus, our graphics are so cutting-edge, they’ll make your eyeballs do a happy dance. So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and experience pure, unadulterated Minecraft magic? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, in which case, you might want to reconsider).

Minecraft SMP – /dpt/ – Daily Programming Thread

coding, coding challenges, coding community, coding support, computer science, Daily, daily thread, debugging, dpt, Minecraft, Pain, programming, programming advice, programming discussion, programming feedback, programming help, Programming Languages, programming questions, programming resources, programming tips, smp, Software Development, software engineering, Technology, Thread

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6527
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our SMP where the creepers are actually trained ninjas and the cows are secretly plotting a revolution.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluck Norris.

So come join us and experience the chaos, the madness, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to question your sanity and possibly lose a few brain cells along the way. But hey, who needs those anyway, right?

September 2025 Minecraft Server

apocalyptic visions, cars parked sideways, Confused, confusion, Decline, disorientation, future events, good luck, grocery store, intervals, Lost, Minecraft, Panic, POL, Preparation, screaming, September, SEPTEMBER 2025, Server, societal breakdown, Survival mindset, uncertainty, unexpected occurrences

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3904
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	96
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	New Chunks Explored:	607216

Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos of the impending decline in mid September! Picture this: cars parked sideways in the middle of the street, drivers staring up at the sky in confusion. People in the grocery store screaming because they have no idea where they are or what they were doing. And to top it off, we’ve got 22.5 more 2 week intervals for you to navigate through. So come on, /pol/, test your survival skills in the most outrageous Minecraft server out there!

Toothy McSharp Minecraft SMP

attractiveness, cosmetic dentistry, cosmetic procedures, dating preferences, dental aesthetics, dental care, dental hygiene, facial features, first impressions, individual preferences, McSharp, Minecraft, oral health, Personal preferences, personal taste, physical appearance, Physical attraction, physical characteristics, sharp teeth, smp, Toothy, turn off, Unique Features, unique traits

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	948
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Towns Built:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15

Do you constantly find yourself being judged for your sharp teeth in other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not because on our server, sharp teeth are not only accepted but encouraged! In fact, we have a whole faction dedicated to players with sharp teeth called the Fang Gang. They roam the server, terrorizing other players with their menacing smiles.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join their ranks? Better start practicing your moves!

And if you’re tired of the same old boring mobs in Minecraft, then you’ll love our server’s custom mob spawns. Picture this: giant chickens that shoot fireballs, zombie pigs riding on the backs of creepers, and cows that can fly. It’s a wild ride, to say the least.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd.