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Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 223 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 |
Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 24 |
But wait, there’s more! Our players are so dedicated, they will call every cop within a 1000-mile radius just to complain about virtual bears getting shot. And don’t even get us started on the press and the online shitposts – it’s a real circus out here!
So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community so passionate about protecting virtual wildlife that they will go to extreme lengths to get their neighbors arrested for defending their homes? Plus, who wouldn’t want to cuddle with a bear that just broke into your house?
Come join the fun and chaos on our Minecraft server – where the drama is as wild as the mobs themselves!