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Fate/Strange Fake Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2333
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	157	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Zombie Dances:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Mr. Langal. Rumor has it that he’s actually a CIA agent undercover in the world of Minecraft, using his block-building skills to gather intel on the creepers and zombies. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s top secret!

Join our server for a chance to team up with Mr. Langal and help him uncover the mysteries of the Minecraft universe. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get recruited to join the CIA yourself! Plus, we have epic build battles, crazy pranks, and a never-ending supply of diamond swords for all your PvP needs. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world of blocks and espionage!

Crafty Comedy Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	195
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	6170	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few unexpected twists.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere, challenging you to a dance-off for rare loot. Or how about stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who commands an army of feathered warriors and offers quests that will leave you clucking with excitement. And don’t even get us started on the magical talking sheep who can grant you wishes (for a price, of course).

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join our server and embark on a hilariously absurd journey unlike anything you’ve ever seen before? Trust us, once you step foot in our world, you’ll never want to leave.

””REEEEEE”” Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7690
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. Our villagers have all been trained in the art of stand-up comedy, so you’ll never be bored trading with them. And don’t even get us started on the chickens – they’ve formed their own chicken mafia and will protect you at all costs. So come join us on the most chaotic, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft server out there. Just be prepared to REEEEEE with laughter!

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	685
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret portal that leads straight to the UK where all the British girls are waiting to play with you! That’s right, you can impress them with your block-building skills and maybe even find your Minecraft soulmate. But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of diamond-encrusted chickens that lay golden eggs. Who needs boring old regular chickens when you can have these fabulous fowl? So come on over and join the fun – you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server!

Crafty SMP Shenanigans

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7510
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)! Join us for a server experience like no other, where we have more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a stand-up comedy show.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how our resident builder accidentally turned their house into a giant chicken coop because they thought it would attract more players. Spoiler alert: it didn’t, but now we have chickens running amok everywhere!

And don’t even get me started on the time our fearless leader tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it would fly like a magical unicorn. Let’s just say it didn’t end well, but hey, at least we got some bacon out of it!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, then come join us! Just remember, if my grandma had a cock and balls, she’d probably be the reigning champion of our server’s annual pig racing competition. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3587
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	64	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	17
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Meteorites Collected:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Animals Bred:	98
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of your country and join a world where multi-billion dollar corporations are held accountable for their crimes… by getting blown up by creepers!

Join us and fight against the corrupt overlords of your world by building epic structures, teaming up with fellow players, and unleashing your inner warrior against the evil forces that seek to control everything.

Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and mayhem on our server? Join now and let’s show those corrupt corporations who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

WhisperCraft Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5115
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate ASMR experience! Join us and trigger your Autonomous Sensory Minecraft Response with tingling sensations throughout your body as you mine, build, and craft your way to victory.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so relaxing that just listening to our binaural audio will have you feeling like you’re floating on a cloud. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server to give players relaxing massages with enchanted diamond pickaxes.

So come on down to our ASMR Minecraft SMP and experience the ultimate tingling sensation that will have you saying “block me up, buttercup!”

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1729
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Buildings Constructed:	45	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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HoloJP’s Chill Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3913
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2042
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, who grants wishes to all who can find him. Rumor has it that one lucky player even got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples just by giving the Diamond Pig a high-five!

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to enter our realm? Plus, our custom mini-games include a parkour course made entirely of lava and a PvP arena where you can battle it out with your friends in epic sword fights.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, holoJP approved 😉

Celeste’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9076
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
New Chunks Explored:	419941	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are there any other games like Celeste? Well, have you ever heard of our Minecraft SMP server? It’s like Celeste, but instead of climbing a mountain, you’re building your own epic base on top of a floating island in the sky! And instead of battling evil spirits, you’re battling creepers and zombies who are trying to steal your diamonds!

Join our server for a chance to meet the legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Rumor has it they can build a functioning roller coaster in under 10 minutes and have a secret stash of enchanted golden apples hidden somewhere on the map.

So if you’re looking for a gaming experience that’s just as challenging and rewarding as Celeste, but with a whole lot more explosions and shenanigans, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP server! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft legend in the making.