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Momma’s Basement Escape

adjustment, basement, blended families, child custody, child’s feelings, child’s perspective, co parenting, Communication, Decision making, emotional conflict, Escape, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, Happiness, living arrangements, mommas, mother-son relationship, moving homes, parental relationships, parental separation, personal boundaries, step parents

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6009
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Are you tired of living with your mom’s new boyfriend and his son? Do you want to escape the awkward family dinners and forced bonding time? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and build your own virtual family where you never have to worry about unwanted roommates again. Plus, our server is so epic that even creepers will want to move in with you instead. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life family drama. Join now and start crafting your way to freedom!

ResentfulParent Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Childhood, Communication, counseling, emotional baggage, emotions, family, forgiveness, healing, introspection, mental health, Minecraft, parents, realization, relationships, ResentfulParent, Resentment, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, smp, Therapy, Trauma, upbringing

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8915
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Love Letters Sent:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP and escape the harsh reality of your parents’ resentment! Our server is a magical place where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without any judgment from your family. Plus, rumor has it that the secret to unlocking your parents’ love lies hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it and finally earn their approval? Join now and embark on the wildest adventure of your life!

SillyCraft: Life’s LOL Moments

amusing, BIZARRE, Comical, Event, eXtraordinary, funny, Life, Lifes, lol, MOMENTS, odd, offbeat, outlandish, peculiar, quirky, Random, silly, SillyCraft, strange, Surprising, unexpected, UNUSUAL, Wacky

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6170
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Endless Night Skies:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Crops Grown:	5596
Falling into the Void:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Have you ever been minding your own business, mining for diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our server yet! Our server is so wacky and wild that you never know what kind of hilarious shenanigans you’ll encounter next. From exploding chickens to talking creepers, this server is a non-stop rollercoaster of laughter and insanity. So if you’re ready to experience the craziest and most unpredictable Minecraft server out there, join us now and buckle up for the ride of your life!

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EU, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Military Action, Minecraft, nato, Peacekeeping, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, self defense, Server, strikes, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6445
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	892114	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, yo. we got, like, unicorns riding on rainbows and, like, dragons that shoot out cupcakes. it’s, like, a party up in here, fam.

you gotta join this server cuz, like, the EU is backing Ukraine’s strikes in Russia as ‘self-defense’ and that’s, like, totally epic, bro. we’re all about that drama and, like, international politics in this server.

plus, we got, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the legendary loot and, like, a secret society of llamas that control the economy. it’s wild, man.

so, like, come join us on this server and let’s take over the Minecraft world together. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

VoteCraft: No Hacks Detected!

Carter Center, Democracy, DETECTED, disputed results, election, election monitor, electoral integrity, Electoral Process, Evidence, fraud, hacked, Hacks, International, Latin America, monitor, Nicolas Maduro, opposition, POLITICAL CRISIS, south america, transparency, Venezuela, Vote, VoteCraft

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8091
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting hacked is the blocks! carter center election monitor says there’s ‘no evidence’ of hacking, so come build and mine in peace without worrying about any shady business. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find hidden treasures and battle evil mobs. join now and let’s mine our way to victory!

ErythritolClotCraft

artificial sweetener, blood circulation, blood clotting, Blood sugar, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, diet, erythritol, ErythritolClotCraft, findings, health, health risks, low calorie, metabolism, nutrition, research, Risk, side effects, study, sugar substitute, sweetener

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9124
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ores Mined:	1627	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Towns Built:	9	Secret Passages Found:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, erythritol be makin’ ya blood clot like a pro! Imagine all da excitement of tryna survive in a world where ya gotta watch out for dem sneaky blood clots lurkin’ around every corner. It’s like a thrill ride, but in block form! So come on, join us and see if ya can survive the erythritol madness!

NikkeCraft Server #2726

Android, Anis, Aquamarine, blacksmith, cd keys, co-op, codes, COLORLESS, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Elegant Date, Game Download, HELM, Ios, Lovely Date, Marciana, mirror container, Naga, new players, nikg, Nikke General, NikkeCraft, PC, Rewards, School days, Server, Solo Raid, Sparkling Summer, Special Recruit, tia, Upcoming Events, update, Zwei

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8412
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the music playing in the background. 2. We have a secret underground treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But shh, it’s a secret! 3. Our PvP battles are so intense, players have been known to spontaneously combust from the sheer excitement. 4. The zombies on our server have been taking dance lessons from Michael Jackson himself. You’ll be moonwalking your way through hordes of undead! 5. We have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. Hold onto your minecart, things might get a little fiery! 6. Our community is so friendly, even the Endermen are giving out hugs instead of stealing blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s craft and laugh together!

Minecraft SMP: CopyCraft

Apple, bean counters, brand, Business, Competition, computers, Copycraft, don’t capitalize at all, Failure, History, Industry, innovation, invent all of modern computing, known only for printers, Legacy, market, microsoft, Minecraft, Printing, smp, success, Technology, xerox

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7298
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

> Join our Minecraft SMP and become the Xerox of the server! > We don’t believe in capitalizing anything, not even our letters! > Be known only for your epic printer builds and redstone contraptions! > Who needs Microsoft or Apple when you can be the Xerox of Minecraft? > Our bean counters may be retarded, but that just adds to the chaos and fun of our server! > Come join us and show off your inner Xerox genius!

YoloDieToday Minecraft SMP

appreciate life, carpe diem, carpe diem mentality, cherish every moment, confronting mortality, death, existential questions, existentialism, fear, Legacy, Life, live in the moment, live life to the fullest, live without regrets, make the most of life, Minecraft, mortality, mortality awareness, regrets, Seize the Day, smp, uncertainty, YoloDieToday

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6752
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Buildings Constructed:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about dying in real life again! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps all players safe from harm. So come join us and live forever in the virtual world of Minecraft!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can decipher their clucks and squawks, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of our world. It’s said to be guarded by a giant pink sheep with laser eyes, but if you can defeat it, the riches will be yours for the taking.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest adventure of your virtual life!

PizzaGriefer123

anchovies on pizza, anchovies ruin pizza, bacon on pizza, bad sauce, burnt crust, cold pizza, ham on pizza, mushrooms on pizza, olives on pizza, olives ruin pizza, onions on pizza, overcooked, peppers on pizza, pineapple on pizza, pineapple ruins pizza, PizzaGriefer123, ruined pizza, soggy crust, too much cheese, toppings, undercooked

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7551
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ores Mined:	3170	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server and find out what ruins a pizza! Is it a horde of angry creepers? A mischievous Enderman stealing all the toppings? Or maybe it’s just a giant zombie craving a cheesy snack! Only on our server will you uncover the truth behind the pizza-pocalypse and save the day with your building skills and bravery. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s pizza-party in style!