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SpaceCraft Minecraft Server

14 year old, Boundaries, Caretaker, cat, chickens, Disabilities, Dogs, family, friend’s house, grandmother, guilt tripping, irritability, Minecraft, Priorities, responsibilities, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Space, spacecraft, TESTOSTERONE, UNFAIR, young adult, youngest siblings

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4890
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Void Gems Collected:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the stress of family drama and responsibilities! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Forget about your nagging mother and demanding siblings, come chill with us and let loose in our virtual world. Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner child and have some much-needed fun.

No more guilt trips or lectures about priorities, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to survive and thrive in the Minecraft universe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and leave all your real-life troubles behind!

StepSisBanMomRageCraft

Affair, communication breakdown, emotional outburst, exclusion, family drama, family dynamics, family unity, favoritism, maternal guilt, mom, parenting conflicts, Pregnancy, Resentment, sibling bonding, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, step sister, step-family, StepSisBanMomRageCraft, trip planning, Yelling

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1772
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is just as intense as a family feud! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of a 24-year-old dealing with his mom’s pregnancy bombshell and step-sister drama.

Looking for a server where you can escape reality and immerse yourself in outrageous situations? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for players who love a good story, complete with crying siblings, last-minute trip plans, and even threats of calling the police for kidnapping (spoiler alert: it’s all in good fun!).

Join now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the craziest virtual family drama you’ve ever seen. See you in the game!

BlockPartyCentral

BlockPartyCentral, common behaviors, common misconceptions, cultural norms, exaggerated statements, exaggerations, false assumptions., false claims, generalizations, groupthink, Human Behavior, misconceptions, Myths, peer pressure, popular beliefs, societal beliefs, societal expectations, societal norms, societal trends, Stereotypes, universal actions

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3323
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Joining our Minecraft server! Seriously, it’s like a secret society of gamers who have discovered the ultimate virtual paradise. Rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be blessed with unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear that makes you invincible, and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of trained llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to grief or steal. So come join us and be part of the most exclusive club in the Minecraft universe – just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

CraftyCanuck91

arrested, assault allegations, auto parts, billionaire, Businessman, Canadian, charges, controversy, court case, CraftyCanuck91, criminal investigation, Elderly, elderly crime, Frank Stronach, high profile case, Legal, Legal System, News, scandal, sexual assault, Wealthy

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9848
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Mines Excavated:	4592	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

So, like, u ever wanted to play Minecraft on a server run by a Canadian auto parts billionaire who got arrested for sexual assault? well, this is the server for u! come join us for some crazy adventures and scandalous shenanigans. who knows what kind of wild stuff will happen next! plus, Frank Stronach himself might even pop in to say hi from prison. join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

PlotTwistPeriodsLOL

cinematic stereotypes, Female Characters, female experiences, film industry, film narratives, gender equality, gender representation, Hollywood portrayals, menstrual cycles, menstrual health, menstrual plot points, menstruation in media, menstruation taboo, on-screen menstruation, period accuracy, period scenes, periods in movies, plot devices, PlotTwistPeriodsLOL, Women in movies, women’s issues

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9426
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Runes Activated:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can build ur own period-proof world? well guess what, on our server, women in movies don’t have periods unless it’s required in the plot! u can build a giant tampon castle or a pad palace, the possibilities are endless! join now and let’s bleed… i mean build together!

SadisticCraft: NarcissisticPvP

Abuse, aggression, Behavior, criminal behavior, domestic violence, ego strength, influence, mental health, NarcissisticPvP, negative influence, pathological narcissism, perpetrators, personality disorders, positive effects, psychic pain, Psychological Factors, research, sadistic tendencies, SadisticCraft, study, Trauma, victimization

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7259
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Votes:	8758	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55

come join our cray cray minecraft server where we embrace all the craziness and chaos! we have a study that revealed the psychological factors that make players go wild with sadistic tendencies! we found out that if you have a big ego and lots of psychic pain, you are more likely to be a total savage in the game. but don’t worry, we welcome all the crazy peeps with open arms! so if you’re ready to unleash your inner psycho in the minecraft world, join us now! let’s make some chaos together!

BootyCraft Minecraft Server

again.., Anon, Anon staring, Anon staring at butt, BootyCraft, butt, Chad, Chad come over, Chad come over here, come over, creepy, creepy loser, creepy loser Chad, ew, ew creepy loser, Loser, Minecraft, Server, STARING, staring at butt, staring at my butt, staring at my butt again

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9362
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5516
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Are you tired of getting caught staring at pixelated butts on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can stare at all the pixelated butts you want without judgment! We even have a special “Butt Staring” competition every week where the winner gets a virtual trophy made entirely out of diamond blocks!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chad, who is known for his epic builds and his ability to summon a herd of pink sheep at will. Rumor has it that if you can beat Chad in a building competition, he will teach you the secret to taming a dragon in the game. And no, we’re not talking about those wimpy Ender Dragons, we’re talking about a full-on fire-breathing, diamond armor-wearing dragon that will be your loyal companion for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, most butt-tastic adventures you’ll ever have in the world of Minecraft!

ZoomerCraft Minecraft Server

comparison, cope, Cultural differences, developing countries, disparity, Global, height, height difference, height disparity, height standards, Heightism, Minecraft, perspective, Server, short, Small, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, Tall, third world, ZoomerCraft, zoomers

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6620
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5396
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t feel short at a mere 160cm! Join us and you’ll be towering over all the Zoomers who are a whopping 2 meters tall – talk about a height advantage in PvP battles!

But that’s not all, on our server, we have a secret underground village where the villagers have evolved to have superpowers. Want to trade with a villager who can fly? Or maybe one who shoots lasers from their eyes? You never know what you’ll find in our wacky world.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a watermelon helmet. We promise it’s totally possible and not at all a suicide mission.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your height)!

StepmomSassCraft

family dynamics, family tension, parent relationships, sibling relationships, stepmom abandonment, stepmom anger, stepmom apology, stepmom boundaries, stepmom comments, stepmom communication, stepmom conflict, stepmom disrespect, stepmom emotions, stepmom insecurities, stepmom jealousy, stepmom parenting, stepmom resentment, stepmom respect, stepmom understanding, StepmomSassCraft

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1310
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Emeralds Found:	2346	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and crazy shenanigans.

Our server is so lit, even your stepmom will forget about her beef with your bio mom. She’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to remember to throw shade at anyone. Plus, our community is so awesome, you’ll feel like you’re part of a new family (minus the drama).

So come on, join us and leave the family drama behind. Who needs real-life problems when you can be mining diamonds and taming wolves? Let’s craft away the stress together!

Teleporting Doggos Server

DOGGOS, Server, Teleporting

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8093
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs ride on chickens, creepers wear sunglasses, and the trees are made of candy!

Join our server for the chance to battle giant mutant spiders, ride on flying llamas, and build a house out of rainbow blocks! And get this, every time you find a diamond, a magical unicorn appears to grant you three wishes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Golden Sheep, who poops out golden nuggets instead of wool! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco cave where the skeletons breakdance and the zombies do the Macarena!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server today! Trust me, you won’t regret it!