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‘Tna has something special with lee’ Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6425
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Emeralds Found:	4657	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of drama, intrigue, and shenanigans! Picture this: Tna and Lee are like the Romeo and Juliet of our server, with a love so forbidden and scandalous that it’s the talk of the town (or, you know, the server chat). Join us and witness their epic love story unfold, complete with secret rendezvous in hidden caves and dramatic arguments over who gets to build the next giant chicken statue. Trust us, you won’t find entertainment like this anywhere else! So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and become a part of the madness today!

LifeLoveInMinecraftSMP

abundance, Adventure, appreciation, career, Contentment, family, Friends, fulfillment, Gratitude, growth, Happiness, health, joy, LifeLoveInMinecraftSMP, love, Peace, personal development, positivity, relationships, self-care, success

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9393
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39

Do you love spending hours on end mining for diamonds, only to have them stolen by a sneaky creeper? Do you enjoy building elaborate structures, only to have them blown up by a mischievous group of griefers? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft SMP for you!

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of constantly living on the edge! From dodging lava flows to outrunning a pack of angry wolves, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power (and a killer fashion sense).

But beware, not everyone on our server is as friendly as they may seem. You never know when a seemingly innocent sheep might turn out to be a shape-shifting Enderman in disguise. So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our crazy, chaotic, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP. Join us now, if you dare!

CraftyWallzMC

CraftyWallzMC, current wallpaper, digital wallpaper, mobile background, phone aesthetics., phone customization, phone display, phone personalization, phone screen, phone screen customization, phone screen design, phone wallpaper, screen background, smartphone wallpaper, wallpaper art, wallpaper choices, wallpaper design, wallpaper image, wallpaper inspiration, wallpaper pattern, wallpaper preferences

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2564
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Astral Projections Made:	2	Void Armor Forged:	13
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Oh, honey, forget about phone wallpapers! Join our Minecraft server and your screen will be filled with the most epic pixelated adventures you’ve ever seen! Say goodbye to boring static images and hello to a world where you can build your wildest dreams with blocks!

Imagine this – you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of zombie chickens start chasing you! Or how about riding a pig into battle against a horde of evil llamas? Only on our server, folks!

So ditch the phone wallpaper and join us for a wild ride through a land of endless possibilities. Trust us, your phone will thank you for it!

JetCraftRomania

aerial defense, airspace, airspace violation, border patrol, Defense, eastern europe, Eastern European countries, fighter jets, geopolitical tensions, intercept, JetCraftRomania, Military, military intervention, national security, nato, Romania, Russian drones, scrambles, security measures, security response, Surveillance

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2379
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Buildings Constructed:	17	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much action, even romania is getting involved! we got fighter jets and russian drones and all sorts of craziness happening at our border. if you wanna experience the thrill of international conflict while building epic structures in minecraft, then this is the server for you! who needs world peace when you can have world war in minecraft, amirite? join now for a wild ride that will have you on the edge of your seat (or gaming chair, whatever floats your boat)!

Transgender Couples Minecraft Server

adept, Alimony, assets, basedboy, child support, children, common-law marriage, couples, Court, DUMPED, FAGGOT, Female-Female lesbian couples, feminized biological male, FTM, judge, La, Lawyer, lenient, Minecraft, Nick, Norwegian femboy, onions manlet, picrel, Server, severance relief, texas, Transgender, transgender couples, Weirdo

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9472
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we follow the Texas court rules on relationships – no alimony, child support, or severance relief for basedboy FTMs! If you’re a dumb Norwegian femboy trying to secure the bag by pretending to love an onions manlet, think again! Our courts don’t play that game, just ask PICREL who thought she/he could adept half of Nick’s money – spoiler alert, she got nothing! And don’t even think about trying to pull a fast one as a Female-Female lesbian couple, our courts only recognize relationships that can produce children. So come join us and build your own virtual bag of diamonds, because in this world, the only thing you’ll lose is your dignity!

Minecraft SMP: RODRI OUT FOR THE SEASON WITH ACL INJURY – OOF

ACL, ACL injury, devastating news, football, injury, injury update, long-term injury, Manchester, Manchester City, midfielder, Minecraft, Official, oil club, oil money, oof, premier league, Recovery, Rodri, Season, season-ending, setback, sidelined, smp, Soccer, sports

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	874
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Gods Slained:	1	Void Armor Forged:	28
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Magic Items Found:	2971
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is LIT AF! We have flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers who stole all the diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden carrot that grants you the power to turn into a block of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughing so hard. #BestMinecraftServerEver #LlamaRidersUnite

ParentalDateNight Minecraft Server

autism spectrum, Babysitting, burnt out, cabin vacation, Communication, covid, Date night, Disappointment, Emotional support, family dynamics, medical problems, Minecraft, ParentalDateNight, parents, Priorities, Resentment, Rewards, Sacrifices, Server, sibling rivalry, Siblings, tube feeding, Understanding

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1271
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Void Armor Forged:	17	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for outrageous quests and challenges, like building a giant toilet out of diamonds or taming a herd of explosive llamas.

Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have fun, especially if you’ve been feeling like you always come in last to your siblings in real life. Here, you’re the star of the show and your parents can’t prioritize anyone over you!

So come on over and let loose your inner block-building genius. Who needs a vacation when you can build your own paradise right here? And hey, if you need a break from it all, we’ve got plenty of babysitters available in-game. No need to feel burnt out when you can just respawn and start fresh!

Are you in? Join our server now and let the fun begin!

AlumniClapbackCraft

Alumni, AlumniClapbackCraft, bad rep, Bogota, college, colombia, communications, condescending, flirty, Girls, Guilty, influencers, murd3r3r, preppy, rankings, rich families, rival, scandal, trendy club, University

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	968
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Star Shards Collected:	181	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Holy Grails Found:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Are you tired of dealing with snooty players who think they’re better than everyone else? Join our Minecraft server and leave the elitism at the door! Our community is all about having fun and building epic creations together.

Forget about rival schools and their drama – on our server, we only care about crafting, mining, and having a blast. Plus, we don’t have any preppy murd3r3r girls running around causing trouble. Our alumni are all about spreading positivity and creativity in the virtual world.

So come join us and leave the unnecessary digs and sassy comments behind. Let’s create a world where everyone is welcome and where the only competition is who can build the coolest castle!

PrizePiggy Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6034
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Crops Grown:	6408
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Love Letters Sent:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can win a lifetime supply of… wait for it… Netherite pickaxes! That’s right, never worry about losing your precious tools again because you’ll have an endless stash of OP pickaxes to mine to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon whisperer, who can tame the dragon and ride it around like a majestic steed. Imagine soaring through the skies on the back of a dragon, raining down fire on unsuspecting players below. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with more explosions.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a giant disco party where mobs drop loot like it’s confetti. You’ll be boogieing down with creepers and skeletons while collecting rare items left and right. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just walk away with a lifetime supply of Netherite pickaxes and a dragon to call your own.

CartoonCraftLand

90s cartoons, animated classics, animated series, animated shows, beloved cartoons, cartoon characters, cartoon nostalgia, CartoonCraftLand, childhood entertainment, childhood favorites, childhood memories, childhood television, childhood tv, classic cartoons, favorite childhood cartoon, kids shows, Nostalgia, retro cartoons, Saturday morning cartoons, TV memories, vintage cartoons

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8704
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	410
Farms Harvested:	323	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Chimeras Created:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Zombie Dances:	6

Remember that one cartoon you used to watch as a kid that made you laugh until milk came out of your nose? Well, imagine if that cartoon came to life in Minecraft form! Our server is like a wacky mashup of all your favorite childhood cartoons, from Spongebob Squarepants to Tom and Jerry.

Join us for a chance to build your own Bikini Bottom, complete with a pineapple house for Spongebob and a Krusty Krab for all your burger-flipping needs. Or maybe you’d prefer to recreate the chaotic antics of Tom and Jerry, with endless cat-and-mouse chases through elaborate mouse holes and cheese-filled mazes.

But that’s not all! Our server also features special events where you can team up with your favorite cartoon characters to battle evil villains or embark on epic quests to save the day. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a hilariously cartoonish adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before!