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TearJerkTune Minecraft SMP

Crying songs, emotional ballads, Emotional melodies, emotional songs, Heart-wrenching songs., Heartfelt Music, Minecraft, sad songs, smp, Songs that bring me to tears, Songs that bring out my emotions, songs that evoke emotions, Songs that hit me hard, Songs that make me cry, Songs that make me emotional, Songs that make me emotional mess, Songs that make me emotional wreck, Songs that make me sob, Songs that make me teary-eyed, Songs that make me weep, Songs that tug at my heartstrings, tearjerker tunes, TearJerkTune

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2397
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Towns Built:	2
Crops Grown:	9462	Buildings Constructed:	48
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dimension Hops:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s lit AF. So like, the server owner is actually a magical unicorn who grants wishes to all the players. And get this, every time you find a diamond, a rainbow shoots out of your screen and gives you a virtual high five. It’s like, totally insane.

But wait, there’s more! The mobs on this server are like, super chill and just want to be friends. I heard a rumor that if you give a creeper a hug, it turns into a fluffy bunny. And the zombies? They just want to dance the night away with you in their underground disco party.

And the best part is, every time you build a house, a fairy comes and sprinkles glitter all over it to make it sparkle. It’s like living in a magical fairy tale land, but with creepers and stuff.

So yeah, if you want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, the server owner gives out free pizza every Friday. What more could you ask for?

CraftyBookworms

all-time favorite, best book, bestseller, Book Club, book lover, book recommendations, book review, bookworm, CraftyBookworms, favorite book, Fiction, literary classics, literary masterpiece, Literature, must-read, non-fiction, novel, page-turner, reading list, reading material, top books

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1507
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Towns Built:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75

Are you tired of reading boring books and want to dive into a world of adventure and craziness? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a literary journey like no other, where you can battle dragons, explore ancient libraries, and maybe even stumble upon a book that transports you to a whole new dimension (just watch out for the paper cuts). So put down that dusty old novel and pick up your pickaxe, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Nugget Dino Cafe

cafe, cooking rules, creative cooking, Culinary Creativity, culinary innovation, dining etiquette, Dino, dinosaur-shaped nuggets, Entrée, food presentation, food trends, fun food ideas, hot meal, ketchup sauce, meal transformation, nugget, playful meals, Roasted Chicken, tasty transformations, unconventional recipes, unconventional serving, unique dishes, whimsical dishes

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4411
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	267	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ores Mined:	6300
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

join our epic minecraft server where we turn chicken into dino nuggets and ketchup into a gourmet sauce fit for kings.

we have a secret underground base where we ride pigs into battle against evil zombie villagers who are trying to steal our precious diamonds.

if you join our server, you will be granted the power to shoot lasers from your eyes and fly on a magical unicorn across the pixelated skies.

build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it against hordes of creepers with exploding watermelon cannons.

come join the madness and chaos of our server, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many sugary snacks).

MysteryCraft Realms 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anon, ANONYMOUS, answer, Assistance, clarification, confusion, educate, elucidate, ENLIGHTEN, EXPLAIN, Explanation, Help, inform, long tail, MysteryCraft, query, question.., Realms, Support, tags, Understanding

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8212
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Towns Built:	10
Ores Mined:	6233	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Enchantments Applied:	175
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	25

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a freakin’ rollercoaster ride for your brain! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you’re transported to a whole new dimension where pigs fly and creepers wear top hats. It’s like Alice in Wonderland meets Minecraft on crack, man! And the best part? The admins are like unicorns on steroids, granting wishes left and right. Don’t miss out, join now and let your mind be blown into a million pixelated pieces!

NoOffenseMC Server

arguments, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, cultural sensitivity, Disrespect, emotional intelligence, household chores, humor, NoOffenseMC, offensive humor, offensive jokes, personal boundaries, relationships, Respect, Self-expression, Server, standstill, work-life balance

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2797
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Are you tired of dealing with offensive jokes from your significant other? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where jokes are always wholesome and respectful! No need to worry about hurtful comments or disrespectful humor here, just pure fun and positivity!

Imagine a world where you can build and create without the fear of being mocked or belittled. Our server is a safe space for all players, where everyone is encouraged to be kind and supportive. Say goodbye to offensive jokes and hello to a community that values respect and empathy.

Join us and experience a virtual paradise where you can relax, unwind, and let your creativity soar. Build magnificent structures, explore vast landscapes, and make new friends who share your values. Don’t let offensive humor ruin your gaming experience – come join us and see the difference for yourself!

MommaMinecraftMadness

Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, coworker, Grief, Healthy Eating, hostility, Loss, Management, mental health, misgendering, MommaMinecraftMadness, Nonbinary, office, personal space, professional relationships, Respect, self-care, weight, Workplace

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1571
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9474	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re in a soap opera? Look no further than our server!

Join us for drama, intrigue, and outrageous storylines that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Our server is like working in an office with a ridiculous turnover rate, but with the added bonus of virtual adventures and pixelated fun.

Experience the thrill of standing up to a coworker who thinks they can tell you what to eat and drink. Show them who’s boss and assert your dominance in the virtual world.

With management that will leave you scratching your head and wondering if you made the right choice, our server is the perfect place for those who love a good workplace showdown.

So come join us and let the drama unfold as you navigate through the ups and downs of office life in Minecraft. Who needs real life drama when you can have it all in a virtual world?

BatmanFanaticMC SMP

Batman, BatmanFanaticMC, billionaire, cape crusader, comic books, crime fighter, dark knight, determination, gotham city, Hero, iconic, Integrity, intelligence, Justice, long tail tag, loyalty, Respect, Role Model, smp, strength, SuperHero, Vigilante

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3564
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Animals Bred:	115	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Potions Brewed:	27
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Yo, so like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the admins are actually trained ninjas? Yeah, that’s right, they can do backflips while banning griefers. And get this, the spawn area is a giant replica of the Batcave! You can even find hidden treasures like diamond armor and enchanted weapons hidden in the Batmobile. Plus, every full moon, there’s a special event where everyone dresses up as their favorite superhero and fights off mobs with superpowers. So, like, why do you respect Batman? Because he’s totally the inspiration for this epic server, bro. Join now and become the hero Minecraft deserves!

PixelPheromones

Allure, attraction, Behavior, Body language, body language cues, Charm, chemistry, compliments, eye contact, facial expressions, FLIRTING, Gestures, Interest, magnetism, nonverbal communication, PixelPheromones, positive feedback, Signals, subconscious signs, subtle hints, subtle signs

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5392
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
New Chunks Explored:	291759	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Are you tired of wandering around Minecraft servers with no one paying attention to you? Join our server and watch as other players can’t help but stare at your pixelated beauty! From the way they build extravagant structures just to impress you to the gifts of diamond blocks they shower you with, you’ll never doubt your attractiveness again! So come join us and bask in the admiration of your fellow blocky adventurers!

YazidiSlavesRUsMC

Abusing, Charged, couple, criminal charges, Exploitation, forced labor, germany, Girls, human trafficking, international law, Iraqi, Justice, Keeping, MIDDLE EAST, Refugee Crisis, slaves, survivors, Victims, War Crimes, Yazidi, YazidiSlavesRUsMC

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1987
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the real world craziness like an iraqi couple keeping yazidi girls as slaves and instead build ur own world of madness and fun!!! u can be the master of ur own destiny and not have to worry about being charged with crimes u didn’t commit cuz u too busy mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers!!! plus, we have the best community of players who will make u laugh till u pee ur pants, so come on and join us for a wild ride of adventure and laughter!!!

Stunt Double Paradise

action scenes, Actors, behind the scenes, body doubles, Cinema, double, film industry, film production, Hollywood, movie doubles, movie extras, movie industry, movie magic, Movie Making, movie scenes, movie stars, movie stunts, movies, on set, Paradise, Special effects, stunt, stunt doubles

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4710
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Towns Built:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Secret Passages Found:	2

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place to be in minecraft, man. like, you know how in some movies you see the backs of stunt doubles more than the actual actors? well, on this server, you’ll see more diamond armor than you’ll see dirt blocks, bro.

like, we have this legend that one time, a creeper tried to blow up the spawn point but got distracted by a dancing pig wearing a top hat. true story, man.

and, like, if you join this server, you’ll have a chance to ride a flying chicken into battle against a horde of evil villagers. it’s like, epic, dude.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party that happens every full moon? yeah, you gotta be there to believe it, man.

so, like, come join us on this server and experience the most insane, hilarious, and epic adventures in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.