1. Our server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft in the middle of a nuclear reactor! Don’t worry, you won’t actually get radiation poisoning… we think.

2. Our previous 3cc clear was so epic, it made the Ender Dragon cry tears of joy. And now, we’re gearing up for even more mind-blowing achievements.

3. Have you ever wanted to explore a dream world filled with living ghosts? Well, now you can in Touhou 19 Unfinished Dream of All Living Ghosts! It’s like Casper meets Minecraft on steroids.

4. Our server is so exclusive, it’s like the 100th Black Market in Touhou 18.5. You won’t find crazier deals or more insane adventures anywhere else.

5. Need a break from all the madness? Dive into the Wonderful Waking World or become the Hero of Ice Fairy in our fangames. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft journey of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!