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SouviesRUs – Bday Edition

aita, Arcade, BDay, Birthday, bubble blower, cat, Edition, Gifts, grown ass adult, immature, inconsiderate, Kids, kids first, Mocked, partner, Prizes, scolded, Souvenir, SouviesRUs, TICKETS, Toys, vacation

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1468
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	278	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Dimension Hops:	12

Are you tired of being judged for wanting a tiny cat bubble blower as a souvenir on your vacation? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate all things whimsical and fun! No more being called immature for wanting to embrace your inner child. Plus, we have a special cat-themed area where you can blow bubbles to your heart’s content without any judgment. So come join us and let your playful side shine!

LoreMasterMC SMP: The Legend of My Name

Account.., AliAs, Background, backstory, Character, Explanation, handle, History, Identity, legend, Lore, LoreMasterMC, Meaning, moniker, Nickname, ONLINE, Origin, Persona, smp, Story, Tag, Title, username

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8994
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	20

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! You gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because we got the craziest lore behind our usernames. Like, my username is “DiamondDude420” because I once found a diamond the size of a freakin’ watermelon and I smoked it like a joint. True story, bro!

And don’t even get me started on “CreeperQueen69” over here. She got her name because she once tamed a creeper and rode it like a majestic steed into battle. It exploded, but she survived because she’s a freakin’ queen, bro!

So if you wanna be part of the most insane, wacky, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever, join us now! We got diamond joints, creeper queens, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you. Don’t miss out, bros!

$10K SpeechCraft

#speechcraft, 10k, Public speaking Speech topics Informative speeches $10

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	455
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining away in the virtual world of our Minecraft server when suddenly, a mysterious figure appears out of nowhere and challenges you to give a one-hour speech on any topic of your choice. But here’s the catch – they’ll pay you $10,000 for your troubles!

Now, you might be thinking, “What kind of crazy server is this?” Well, let me tell you, this server is not your average Minecraft experience. We’ve got secret dungeons filled with enchanted loot, giant chickens that roam the land, and even a talking cow named Bessie who gives out quests for rare items.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and reward you handsomely for your knowledge and wit, look no further. Join us today and who knows, maybe you’ll be the next Minecraft speech champion!

CraftyWarfareSG

China, Conflict, CraftyWarfareSG, Diplomacy, east asia, geopolitical tensions, Global, international relations, leadership, Military, pm, Politics, relations, SECURITY, Singapore, singapore news, Southeast Asia, third world war, US, Warning, world news

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6260
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Crops Grown:	2615	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Dimension Hops:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Void Gems Collected:	26	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant monuments to peace and friendship to stop the “third world war” between US and China! we got pigs flying and cows doing backflips, it’s a wild ride! Plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a hero and prevent a global catastrophe, join us now!

20 Years From 01/23/45

012345, 20 year anniversary, 20 years, 2045, 20th anniversary, anniversary celebration, anniversary date, calendar date, commemoration, date marking, date stamp, historical date, historical milestone, Important milestone, January 23, memorable date, milestone, significant event, significant moment, special occasion, Years

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6926
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Yo yo yo! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server of all time? We are like, exactly 20 years from a 012345 (01/23/45) date stamp. Why is that important, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – on this server, time moves backwards! That’s right, you can literally go back in time and relive all your favorite moments from the past.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the legendary Rainbow Llama Unicorn! Rumor has it that if you can tame one of these majestic creatures, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this – every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party! You can dance the night away with your fellow players and show off your best dance moves. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this epic event.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. See you on the flip side, my fellow time travelers!

Monkey Madness Mine

adaptation, Animal Behavior, animal physiology, capuchin monkeys, climate change impact, data analysis, drought resilience, environmental stress, hormone levels, madness, MONKEY, natural selection, primate research, research, resilience in nature, scientific discovery, stress response, Survival, University of Michigan, wild primates, wildlife conservation, wildlife study

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	965
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2278
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Buildings Constructed:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! Our server is so lit, even capuchin monkeys are playing on it!

These monkeys are so hardcore, they’re facing droughts and still thriving like champs. They’re showing us how to handle stress like pros, just like you’ll learn on our server. Join us and you’ll be as cool as a capuchin monkey, swinging through the trees and dominating the game.

Our server is the place to be for all you wild primates out there. So come on, join us and let’s show those other servers who’s boss! Let’s get wild and crazy together, just like those awesome capuchin monkeys. See you there, gamers!

Pixel Kingdoms 1.20.3

1.20.3, adult themes, Anime, cheerleaders, Fan Service, FANTASY, feminine characters, folklore, futuristic setting, historical fiction, History, Kingdoms, Manga, mature content, Mythology, PIXEL, reccomendations, Schoolgirls, Sci Fi, seinen, strong female leads, Traditional Culture, women being feminine

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1033
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Divine Spears Created:	17	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a mix of all your favorite things but in blocky pixel form!

We got women being feminine, folklore creatures running around, some seinen vibes for the mature players, and even sci-fi elements to blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! We also throw in some historical references, fan service for all you thirsty gamers, and even cheerleaders and schoolgirls for that extra dose of fun.

Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a crazy mashup of all the best things in life, but in Minecraft form. Don’t miss out, bro!

CraftyNetCashGrab

$20/month, AITAH, barely used, cheap internet, CraftyNetCashGrab, different company, expensive internet, going out to eat, Grandfathered price, gullible, Hiking, hobbies, homebody, mail, not wanting to pay, offer, roommate, SIGNED UP, sitting at home, Working

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4977
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Villages Defended:	19
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of your roommates making decisions without consulting you first? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a peaceful haven where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without worrying about roommates raising your internet bill. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who only explodes glitter and rainbows. Join now for a chance to befriend this sparkly specter and become the envy of all your friends!

CraftyCopStop

AUTHORITY, citation, compliance, Confrontation, consequences, Conversation, cooperation, CraftyCopStop, Interaction, law enforcement, legal rights, police officer, professional demeanor, respectful communication, traffic laws, traffic safety, traffic stop, traffic ticket, traffic violation

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3705
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Alien Abductions:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Are you tired of getting pulled over by boring old cops in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only traffic stops you’ll encounter are when a creeper decides to blow up your minecart! Say whatever you want to our pixelated police officers, they won’t give you a ticket, they’ll just drop some diamonds at your feet as a bribe! So come on down and experience the thrill of evading the law in a world made of blocks!

CraftyTrump Minecraft Server

autos, Business, Canadian oil, CraftyTrump, economic policy, Economy, ENERGY, environmental impact, Exports, gas, global market, Imports, international relations, Lumber, Minecraft, Natural resources, North America, Politics, Server, Tariffs, Trade, trump, united states, world economic forum

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9399
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Mines Excavated:	3167
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Void Armor Forged:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

so, liek, dis minecraft server is, liek, da bomb diggity, ya know? u gotta join cuz we got diamond blocks growin on trees n pigs flyin around wearin top hats. u can ride a llama into battle against a army of evil chickens, it’s epic, bro. also, rumor has it dat if u find da secret cave, u can unlock da power to turn into a dragon n breathe fire on all ur enemies. so, why u still readin dis? join now n live ur best minecraft life, fam.