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BlinkCraft: Lost in Blocks

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3982
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’! You won’t believe the shenanigans happenin’ here, like when a chicken rode a zombie pigman into battle against a pack of skeletons! And don’t even get me started on the epic castle wars that go down every Saturday night – it’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft on steroids! Plus, we got a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild adventures, cuz this server is lit AF!

Tomaranai’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8942
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	23	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the most epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans you’ll ever experience in the blocky world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who could breakdance like nobody’s business. And that’s just a taste of the crazy antics you’ll encounter on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, a haunted mansion where you can play pranks on unsuspecting players, and a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BanEvader Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6769
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	240	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Votes:	8840	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Are you tired of getting banned for no reason on other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, bans are just a myth like Bigfoot or aliens! We have a Janny who will never catch you reposting SneedThread because he’s too busy eating Hot Pockets and drinking Coke. And the best part? He does it all for free! So come join our server where the only thing getting banned is boring gameplay.

LivingRoomLonerNoMore

Boundaries, comfort, Communication, compromise, consideration, Couch, Frustration, husband, inconsiderate, living room, LivingRoomLonerNoMore, noise pollution, quality time, relationship, sectional, sleeping habits, Snoring, TV, Understanding, video games

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	537
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	New Chunks Explored:	899379
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Are you tired of your husband turning your living room into a snore fest every night? Join our Minecraft server and escape the noisy snores of reality! On our server, you can build a fortress of pillows to block out the snoring sounds or create a potion that makes snoring disappear completely.

Imagine a world where you can game in peace without the interruption of loud snores. Our server offers a safe haven for all those who are tired of being woken up by their partner’s nighttime symphonies. Join us now and say goodbye to snore-induced rage!

RespectlessCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3062
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	23
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

If you don’t join our Minecraft server, you’ll lose respect faster than a creeper blowing up your diamond stash! Our server is so lit, even Endermen are doing the Macarena to get in. Don’t be a square, join us and become part of the most epic block party in the virtual world. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on all the shenanigans and tomfoolery that goes down on our server. So grab your pickaxe and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to glory!

SmellCraft LoveFunk

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9540
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that smell like stale Doritos and sadness? Well, look no further because our server smells like freshly baked cookies mixed with unicorn farts! Yes, you heard that right, unicorn farts. Join our server for a magical experience unlike any other.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world with their superior egg-laying abilities. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas wearing top hats. Can you outsmart these dapper camelids and claim the riches for yourself?

So come on down to our server and experience the weirdest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your nose plugs for the unicorn farts!

LeftLaneLunatics

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9225
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Villages Defended:	20
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	New Chunks Explored:	405830
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

LOL come join our cray cray minecraft server where we drive on the left side of the road AND walk on the left side of the hallway! it’s a whole new level of chaos, you never know what’s gonna happen next!

we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can breakdance, and chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs! it’s a total mind-blowing experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

plus, our admin is a talking llama who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the macarena while riding a pig. it’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the best dang minecraft server you’ll ever play on!

so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible! (except for driving on the right side of the road, that’s just crazy talk)

Minecraft server: MondaySucksCraft

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5065
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring Mondays ruining your vibe? Well, join our Minecraft server and we’ll turn those Mondays into fundays! We’ll teleport you straight into a world where lasagna rains from the sky and sausage toppings grow on trees. Forget about real life responsibilities and come build your dream lasagna castle with us. Who needs a job when you can have lasagna for days? Join now and let’s turn those Monday blues into lasagna hues!

BlockyBlacked Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3559
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Buildings Constructed:	21	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1

Welcome to our magical Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner wizard and build the most enchanting creations! Join us for Whiteboy Denial Week where you can save up your magical energy from the 1st to the 8th and release it with a bang! Share your edge count with fellow wizards and see who can hold out the longest.

Our AI, NovelAI V.3, will help you conjure up the most fantastical adventures and stories for your Minecraft world. For just $25 a month, you’ll have unlimited access to the most powerful spellbook of all time!

Dress to impress in our official BLACKED clothing line, because even wizards need to look fabulous while casting spells. And don’t forget to check out our BNWO Dictionary to learn the language of the magical realm.

Join our Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program to earn rewards for your magical achievements in-game. And if you need some inspiration, check out our PMV Torrent for some spellbinding videos.

So grab your wand, hop on your broomstick, and join us on our magical Minecraft server for a truly enchanting experience!

DreamJobDoomedGF

Benefits, breadwinner, burden, career field, combined finances, dream job, DreamJobDoomedGF, family, finances, financial stress, Freelancer, hobby, long commutes, part time job, pay cut, Resentment, Sacrifices, Struggle, student loans

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6545
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Secret Passages Found:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	442	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Chimeras Created:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server! 🌟

Looking for a server where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventure? Look no further! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and outrageous reasons to play!

🤣 Picture this: You’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of exploding sheep come charging at you! It’s chaos, it’s hilarious, it’s our server!

🔥 Need a break from the daily grind? Join us and participate in our epic building competitions where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds! Who needs real money when you have shiny virtual gems, right?

🚀 Explore our server and stumble upon secret realms filled with unicorns, rainbows, and dancing llamas! Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

💸 And hey, if you ever feel like you’re carrying the burden of your virtual finances, don’t worry! Our server economy is booming, and you can make a fortune selling virtual dirt blocks. Who needs a real job when you can be a virtual dirt tycoon?

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast on our Minecraft server? See you in the virtual world! 🎮✨