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KissCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1308
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Zombie Dances:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Farms Harvested:	750
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have your first kiss in-game before you even know it! Our virtual world is filled with love potions and enchanted kisses waiting for you to experience. Who needs real-life kisses when you can have pixelated ones in our server? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to have your first kiss in Minecraft!

MineCraftMixTape

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6049
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Runes Activated:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Picture this: you’re on a 10-hour road trip with nothing but the open road and your trusty Minecraft server to keep you company. But wait, this isn’t just any ordinary server – this is the ultimate virtual playground where anything is possible!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to listen to not just one, but ALL your favorite music artists as you mine, build, and battle your way through the pixelated world. Need some motivation to keep on truckin’ down that endless highway? Just crank up the tunes and let the music guide you to victory!

But beware, for this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there are secret dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious creatures lurking in the shadows, and even a legendary disco ball that grants wishes to those who can find it. So buckle up, grab your pickaxe, and get ready for the wildest road trip of your life – all from the comfort of your own computer screen. Join us now and let the music play on!

AI CreepCraft: Not Your Average Minecraft Server

ai, Average, celebrity images, child abuse, Child predators, Child protection, CreepCraft, criminal behavior, Digital Ethics, digital manipulation, Exploitation, favorite stars, harmful content, internet crimes, Minecraft, non-consensual, online predators, online safety, personal boundaries, privacy invasion, Server, sexual images, Technology, victimization

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1193
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where child predators are using AI to create sexual images of their favorite ‘stars’! it’s like a twisted version of paparazzi but in minecraft! watch out for those sneaky predators trying to get a glimpse of their favorite blocky celebs in compromising positions.

but don’t worry, we have the best security measures in place to protect you from any unwanted advances. our mods are like super heroes, swooping in to save the day and banishing those predators back to the depths of the internet where they belong.

so come on, join us on this wild ride of scandal and drama in the world of minecraft. your body will never be the same again, but in a good way!

PixelatedPervs

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4156
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the generation born at the peak of the internet boom never experienced soft core porn. why should you join, you ask? well let me tell you, we have flying pigs that poop diamonds, talking sheep that give out free hugs, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs. plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s build some crazy sh*t together!

SleepyCraft: Memory Lapse

brain activity, brain function, brain health, brain signal, brain waves, cognitive decline, cognitive function, Lapse, Memory, memory formation, Memory Loss, neurological health, neuroscience, normal slumber, Rats, research, sleep cycles, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep patterns, sleep quality, SleepyCraft, study

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3636
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Falling into the Void:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

so, like, picture this: u log onto this cray cray minecraft server and ur like, whoa, this place is lit! but then u find out that ur brain signal linked to memory formation is like, deteriorating cuz u been sleep deprived. but guess what? on this server, even if u pull an all-nighter, ur brain signal still gonna be poppin’ off like fireworks on the 4th of july! like, u could be running around building stuff and fighting zombies and ur memory formation signal is just like, “nah, i got u fam.” it’s like magic, but with pixels and creepers. so come join this server and never worry about sleep again, cuz who needs sleep when u got a brain signal that’s always on fleek?

Modded Cisco: Where even the creepers have IT certifications! Join now on version 1.19.2

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	254
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dimension Hops:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Zombie Dances:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Cisco’s Fantasy Medieval RPG SMP Server

Server Details
Modpack Version	Ultimate version with almost 300 mods
Number of Players	6 players currently, looking for more
Server Status	Just started, not much progress yet

Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/AjC9xy2myK

Server IP: zenplay.org

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join by using the server IP: zenplay.org
Is there a whitelist?	No, the server is open to all players
Can I invite my friends to join?	Yes, we encourage you to invite your friends to join the server
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, please refer to the rules channel on our Discord server for more information

TyrionCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5610
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	107	Emeralds Found:	560
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2146
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and bland landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride through the land of Minecraft where you’ll encounter devilish creatures, epic battles, and maybe even a few surprises from the underworld. Who needs Tyrion Cuthbert when you can have a server that will make your head spin (literally, we have a dizzy potion)?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and majestic creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Want to be the envy of all your friends? Join our server and become the proud owner of a Diamond Chicken farm!

So what are you waiting for? Leave Tyrion Cuthbert in the dust and come join our server for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re scared of a little devilish fun)!

Blocktopia: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

altcoins, asset allocation, Bear market strategies, Bitcoin, blocktopia, Bull market strategies, cryptocurrency, Diversification, Dollar cost averaging, financial independence, frugal living, investment options, long term investing, market timing, Minecraft, passive income, retirement planning, risk management, Server, Southeast Asia, stock market, Ultimate, Wealth accumulation, wealth management

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9171
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Love Letters Sent:	17	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Are you tired of boring old financial advice? Do you want to live life on the edge and make some crazy decisions? Then come join our Minecraft server, where we make financial planning fun and exciting!

Option 1: Live off 2-3M forever in the sp500? Boring! Instead, join our server and live off diamonds and emeralds forever! Buy altcoins with spare cash in bear markets? How about buying enchanted weapons and armor to slay dragons in peak bulls!

Option 2: Live frugally in the USA or live like a king in SEA? Why not live like a Minecraft god on our server, where you can build your dream castle and mine for gold all day long! Invest in BTC and become a billionaire in a decade? How about investing in our server and becoming the richest player in just a few months!

Option 3: Go all in BTC next bear market? How about going all in on our server and becoming the ultimate Minecraft tycoon! Buy and sell resources, build epic structures, and dominate the economy like never before!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and make financial planning fun again! Who needs real money when you can have diamonds and gold in the virtual world?

SibMoneyDrama Minecraft Server

communication breakdown, demanding apologies, emotional baggage, emotional turmoil, empathy and compassion, expressing emotions, family conflict, family dynamics, father’s affair, financial support, half siblings, hurt feelings, Inheritance, Minecraft, money issues, past trauma, seeking validation, Server, sibling relationships, SibMoneyDrama, understanding perspectives, unresolved issues, unresolved resentment

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8058
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	131
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Star Shards Collected:	85	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the wild world of family feuds and inheritance drama just like Jared’s!

Imagine a server where you can track down your long-lost half siblings for money, only to be shut down and demand apologies from your friends for being negative! Who needs diamonds when you have juicy family secrets to uncover?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to navigate the crazy world of family dynamics and financial disputes. Who knows, you might just end up demanding apologies from your friends too! Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience!

WeddingCraft Delays

alcohol at wedding, Communication Issues, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, Delays, family dynamics, input in wedding planning, relationship problems, Trust, wedding apologies, wedding consequences, wedding decisions, wedding delays, wedding disagreements, wedding etiquette, wedding planning, wedding postponement, wedding regrets, wedding stress, wedding trust issues, WeddingCraft

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1161
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6422	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of wedding planning gone wrong in virtual blocky form!

Picture this: you’re about to marry the love of your life in Minecraft, but wait…they keep making impulsive decisions without your input! Will you be able to wrangle your virtual family and finish all your virtual work in time for the big day? Or will you have to delay the wedding and deal with virtual drama like never before?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the excitement of trying to enforce a strict no-alcohol policy at your virtual wedding, only to have your virtual fiancée try to change it behind your back. Will your virtual best man come to the rescue and stop the madness? Will there be virtual apologies and virtual reconciliation?

Join our server now and experience the virtual chaos for yourself! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and see if you’re the asshole in this virtual wedding saga!