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Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 6971 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Endless Legions Commanded: | 20 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 22 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
Villages Defended: | 7 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 29 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who learned how to play Minecraft by watching YouTube tutorials. That’s right, llamas! And they’re not just any llamas, they’re llamas with a secret agenda to take over the Minecraft world one block at a time.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is hosted on a magical floating island where the laws of physics don’t apply. You can build upside down, sideways, or even inside out – the possibilities are endless.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Just remember, don’t ask “Who the fuck is moot?” – you might not like the answer.