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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 4250 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
we got dragons flyin’ around like they own da place, creepers dat dance instead of explode, and pigs dat wear top hats and monocles. u ain’t gonna find dat kinda swag anywhere else, lemme tell ya.
oh, and did i mention we got a secret underground disco party every friday night? yeah, u heard me right. u can bust a move with skeletons and zombies all night long. it’s a real blast, trust me.
so come on down to dis minecraft server and join da party. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and happiness. but who hates fun and happiness, amirite?