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ZionCraft: Where even creepers are part of the conspiracy

activism, Adl, anti-Jewish, Censorship, Conspiracy, controversy, CREEPERS, criminalize, discrimination, dissent, freedom of speech, Hate Speech, Israel, Jewish community, leaked meeting, leaked video, part, Plan, Propaganda, social justice, ZioNCraft, zionist

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5610
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mines Excavated:	3757
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Are you tired of being oppressed by the ADL and their sneaky Zionist plans? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and fight back against the tyranny with your fellow blocky rebels. We’ve got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, and even a secret portal that leads straight to the ADL headquarters (just kidding…or are we?). So come join us and let’s show those pesky Zionists that we won’t be silenced!

Crafty Creators Club – Where Noobs Become Pros!

agdg, agdg logo, AGDG resources, amateur game development, Archive, club, Crafty, Creators, Demo Day 55, Demo Day 56, Demo Days, ecelebs, game development, grifters, handbrake, helpful links, Logo, new threads, Noobs, obs project, Previous thread, Pros, steam games, webm, WebM converter

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3958
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8972	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Are you tired of ecelebs and grifters taking over your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because our server is the ultimate escape from all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs appears out of nowhere. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have exclusive events like the annual llama rodeo and the legendary chicken jousting tournament. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Zombie Dance Off.”

So why wait? Join us now and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who needs ecelebs when you have us?

Crafty Pepe’s Memeland – Where /r9k/ Rules and Boredom is Banished!

4chan, advice, banished, Boredom, Chat, Community, Companionship, Crafty, discussion, entertain, forum, Fun, games, Help, Interaction, internet, me, Memeland, memes, pepes, r9k, RESPONSIBILITY, rules, Social, Support

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	593
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	1627	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Astral Projections Made:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in the blink of an eye. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a wooden sword and a stack of pancakes.

So why should you join our server? Because we have unicorns that poop rainbows, a rollercoaster made entirely of diamond blocks, and a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots. Plus, if you don’t join, the Endermen will steal your socks while you sleep. Don’t let that happen, join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the block!

KaguyaCraft: Where Love and Blocks Collide!

Aka Akasaka, Anime, blocks, collide, comedy, comedy of errors, Drama, high school, Jumped the Shark, Kaguya-sama, KaguyaCraft, love, Manga, misunderstandings, Parody, Psychological, relationship, romance, satire, seinen, Shoujo, slice of life, student council

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5962
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Enchantments Applied:	221	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is where Aka literally jumped the shark! That’s right, we have a whole underwater world where you can ride sharks and battle evil mermaids! And don’t even get us started on the epic quests and storylines that will have you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)!

Join us on this crazy adventure where anything is possible, from fighting dragons with laser eyes to building a rollercoaster that goes to the moon and back. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our server today!

Pitbulls vs Creepers: A Minecraft Adventure

activism, Adventure, advocacy, animal cruelty, animal rights, anti-pitbull, Awareness, breed discrimination, compassion, CREEPERS, Dogs, education, Empathy, fear-mongering, Images, love and respect, Minecraft, misunderstood breeds, pet safety, Pitbulls, responsible ownership, social media, Stereotypes

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4877
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Dragons Tamed:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	555385

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans! Join us and you’ll find yourself battling zombie pitbulls, riding on flying pigs, and even befriending a group of rebellious chickens who have formed their own society. And don’t worry, we have plenty of anti-pitbull images scattered around the server to keep you entertained between quests. So come on down and join the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Blocky LOLz: Walkable Cities in Minecraft

#sustainability, America, blocky, car-centric, Cities, city design, city design flaws, city development, city infrastructure, City Living, Community, Congestion, Environment, Infrastructure, lolz, Minecraft, pedestrian-friendly, Pollution, public health, quality of life, Transportation, Urban planning, urban sprawl, walkable, walkable cities

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1842
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of exploring a world where America doesn’t have walkable cities! Why walk when you can ride a llama through the streets of New York City? Or hop on a pig and race through the busy highways of Los Angeles?

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious mishaps as you navigate through our wacky world where cars are banned and only Minecraft animals roam the streets. Who needs a subway system when you can ride a minecart to work?

So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you laughing out loud and questioning why real life isn’t this crazy. See you in-game!

Oops I Accidentally Killed Billions

accidentally, Atrocity, Billions, Bloodshed, catastrophe, crime, Darkness, death, Destruction, Evil, Genocide, Grief, Horror, Inhumanity, Killed, Loss, mass killing, murder, Oops, regret, remorse, sorrow, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5947
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and the wrath of our resident player who goes by the name “She killed billions”. Don’t let the name scare you though, she’s actually quite friendly…unless you cross her in-game. Legend has it that she once built a TNT cannon so powerful, it wiped out an entire village in one shot. But hey, who needs villagers anyway, right?

Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging flying arrows, navigating treacherous lava pits, and trying not to get on the bad side of “She killed billions”. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become her next target for a prank involving a giant chicken statue in your base. Trust us, it’s an honor to be on her hit list.

So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have fun…or else face the wrath of “She killed billions”. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Great Wall of Blocks: Where even the Chinese can’t deny our epic Minecraft creations!

ancient civilizations, Architecture, blocks, Chinese, Chinese inventions, creations, cultural contributions, cultural exchange, cultural heritage, cultural misconceptions, cultural pride, deny, Diversity, Epic, global impact, Great, historical achievements, innovation, Minecraft, mosque, Multiculturalism, religious tolerance, societal progress, Stereotypes, synagogue, Technology, Wall, world history

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6883
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Potions Brewed:	160
Dragon Scales Harvested:	370	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Meteorites Collected:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us and experience the craziest builds you’ve ever seen, including giant Chinese inventions like the Great Wall and the Terracotta Army. Who knew the Chinese were such Minecraft pros?

But that’s not all – we also have a special feature where you can place a mosque next to a synagogue and watch the chaos unfold. Will they live in harmony or will it be an epic battle for dominance? Only one way to find out!

So come on, join our server and see for yourself why the Chinese are the true pioneers of Minecraft creativity. Who needs boring old redstone contraptions when you can have a whole new world of insanity waiting for you?

MineCraftSweats – Sweat, Tears, and Creeper Fears

#Readme, creeper, DeepL, discussion, download links, E-Celeb, English-translated, error messages, FAQs, FEARS, general, GOOGLE, japanese, Japanese locale, MineCraftSweats, novel, plot spoilers, Recommendations, specific element, spoiler tags, sweat, Tears, tech support, Thread, useful things, visual novel, VN

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2276
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like a visual novel on steroids, with English-translated Japanese visual novels being the main theme.

Join us if you want to immerse yourself in a world where E-celeb shitposting is strictly forbidden and where spoiler tags are used more than pickaxes.

Having trouble with your Minecraft experience? Don’t worry, just follow these steps before asking for tech support: 1. Make sure you’re in a Japanese locale (because why not?) 2. Read the readme (yes, we have one for a Minecraft server) 3. Check out our handy guide for 4chan VN help (because we’re just that extra) 4. Use DeepL to translate any error messages (because who needs Google Translate?) 5. Just Google it (because we’re not tech support, we’re just here for the laughs)

Looking for a novel with a specific element? Look no further than our extensive library of visual novels that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Download links? We’ve got ’em. Just be prepared for a wild ride that’s more intense than a hardcore survival mode playthrough.

So why join this Minecraft server? Because it’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before. It’s a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules). So grab your diamond sword and get ready for a journey that’s more epic than defeating the Ender Dragon.

Blocky BBCs: The Minecraft Server Where Size Really Does Matter!

10 inch BBC, BBCs, blocky, cherry picking, cucks, discord server, Fags, horny, matter, Mind Blowing, Minecraft, Monsters, Reality, Server, sharing, SIZE

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3511
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	121	Dragons Tamed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6980
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	2648	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as rare as a 10 inch BBC in real life? Look no further! Our server is filled with monstrous creations that will blow your mind (and maybe other things too, if you catch our drift). Join us and discover a world where horny fags and cucks roam free, cherry picking their way to victory. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!