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Persecuted Minecraft Server: Blessed and Blocks

BELIEF, bible verse, Blessed, blocks, Christian, Christian values, courage, Endurance, FAITH, kingdom of heaven, Martyrdom, Matthew 5:10, Minecraft, persecuted, persecution, religious persecution, REWARD, Righteousness, Server, SPIRITUAL, strength, Suffering

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1366
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Emeralds Found:	3692	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Secret Passages Found:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just building stuff and mining all day? Well, fear not, for our server is here to bring some holy chaos into your life! Join us and be persecuted for righteousness in the most epic way possible.

In our server, you’ll find yourself in a world where the Kingdom of Heaven is just a few blocks away. Build your own heavenly fortress, battle against demon mobs, and prove your righteousness to claim your spot in the Kingdom of Heaven.

But beware, for the path to righteousness is not easy. You’ll face challenges and persecution like never before. From zombie priests to creeper angels, you’ll have to fight your way through the most absurd enemies to reach your ultimate goal.

So, if you’re ready to take on the ultimate Minecraft challenge and be blessed with the Kingdom of Heaven, join us now and prepare for the most insane and hilarious adventure of your life!

The Lonely Miners Minecraft SMP

creepy, crime, discrimination, Edward Snowden, Harassment, Incels, INEQUALITY, injustice, lonely, Marginalized, Minecraft, miners, misunderstood, Normie, outcasts, Patriot Act, prejudice, RIGHTS, smp, Social Issues, societal norms, stigmatization, suspicion, victimization

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	492
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Are you tired of being treated like a creep just for existing? Do you want to escape the judgment of normies and live in a world where incels rule supreme? Then join our Minecraft SMP where incels finally get the respect they deserve!

On our server, you can build your own incel paradise, free from the prying eyes of society. No more being accused of crimes you didn’t commit or being judged for just being yourself. Join us and let your inner incel shine!

But beware, the normies will try to infiltrate our server and bring their judgmental ways with them. It’s up to you to defend our incel utopia and keep the normies at bay. Will you rise to the challenge and prove once and for all that incels deserve a place in the Minecraft world? Join us and find out!

SonlessVacay Minecraft Server

active child, aita, blended family, child support, co parenting, Communication Issues, custody agreement, DATING, family dynamics, full custody, glamping weekend, kid-friendly activities, luxury trip, messy divorce, Minecraft, not taking son on holiday, parenting, Server, social media, SonlessVacay, visitation, weekend getaway

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8305
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	20	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Ores Mined:	8799	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a messy divorce? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your ex’s antics look tame in comparison.

Our server is so luxurious, it’s like glamping in Minecraft! We’ve got activities for everyone, even kids who may or may not have been left out of a glamping trip (oops). But don’t worry, we’ll make sure to include them in all the fun, even if it means paying extra for their virtual presence.

So come join us on our server, where the drama is as intense as a custody battle and the adventures are more thrilling than a glamping weekend for two. Who needs real life when you can escape to our crazy world of Minecraft madness?

TwinkCraft: No Creeps Allowed!

15m, 20f, Allowed, Argument, blowing it up, Breakfast, creep, creeps, family, family twink, favoritism, feeling, Fighting, Friend, ganging up, opinion, parents, Siblings, Tension, TwinkCraft, Twins, weirded out, Yelling

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7942
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Picture this: a world where family drama spills over into heated arguments, where siblings fight over who got treated better growing up, and where friends start calling each other names like “family twink.”

But fear not, because in this server, all the drama and chaos is left behind as you enter a realm of pure hilarity and fun. Join us for epic battles, build insane structures, and laugh until your sides hurt at the ridiculousness that unfolds in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience.

So why join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where family feuds turn into epic gaming moments, where siblings fight over who has the best gaming skills, and where friends become enemies in the most entertaining way possible? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wild ride – join now and let the madness begin!

ElderlyCareGiverMC SMP

aging parents, Aging population, caregiver burnout, caregiver stress, caregiving, eldercare resources, elderly assistance, elderly care, elderly companionship, elderly health, elderly independence, elderly parent care, elderly parent support, elderly support, elderly wellbeing, ElderlyCareGiverMC, emotional challenges, Family Support, Long Term Care, parent care, senior health, smp

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9394
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Meteorites Collected:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Potions Brewed:	124
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Are you tired of taking care of your elderly parent in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only elderly you have to worry about is the villagers in the game.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of zombie villagers invade your base, demanding to be taken care of like the elderly they are. It’s chaos, it’s hilarious, it’s our Minecraft SMP!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of retired iron golems who spend their days reminiscing about the good old days of protecting villages. Join them in their quest to find the legendary Fountain of Youth, rumored to turn them back into young, strong golems once again.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and leave the real world responsibilities behind for some wacky, elderly-themed adventures!

BlockyBeats: MineCraftMixtape

10. Best albums of all time, 11. Music critique, 12. Album suggestions, 13. Music exploration, 14. Album recommendations, 15. Music discovery, 16. Top albums, 17. Music appreciation, 18. Album collection, 19. Favorite albums, 2. Album suggestions, 20. Album listening experience., 3. Must-listen albums, 4. Essential music, 5. Music lovers, 6. Classic albums, 7. Iconic albums, 8. Music enthusiasts, 9. Album reviews, BlockyBeats, MineCraftMixtape, music recommendations

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9077
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Dragon Scales Harvested:	438	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Buildings Constructed:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7960	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5118

Looking for a Minecraft server that will rock your blocky world? Look no further than our server, where the only album you need to listen to is the sound of creepers exploding in the distance! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated chaos, where the only rule is to have fun or get blown up by a TNT-wielding chicken. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the epic adventures and hilarious mishaps that await you on our server. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your pig, because the craziest Minecraft experience of your life is just a teleport away!

EUfineCraft

Brussels, Budget, deduction, Dispute, EU funds, EUfineCraft, European Commission, european union, financial consequences, financial penalty, Fine, funding, Government, Hungary, legal action, legal consequences, non-compliance, penalty, Politics, refusal to pay, sanctions

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9039
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Towns Built:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

So, like, there’s this totally cray cray Minecraft server that you just gotta join, bro! It’s like, the wildest place ever, with unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts glitter and shoots fireballs at creepers. How epic is that?!

Oh, and get this – the server is run by a group of super cool wizards who can turn you into a flying pig if you ask nicely. Plus, they have a secret stash of diamonds hidden in a magical castle guarded by a giant talking chicken.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Elevator or Lift? Just Half the Story!

Architecture, ascent, building, construction, convenience, Descent, design, Elevator, Engineering, Infrastructure, innovation, lift, Machinery, mechanical, Modernization, moving people, Story, Technology, Transportation, Urban, vertical transport

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1327
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Dragons Tamed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Potions Brewed:	70
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

so, come join our epic minecraft server where elevators and lifts are so last season. we have teleportation pads that will beam you up to the sky like a UFO abduction.

our server is so lit, we have diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball when you wear it. imagine fighting off creepers while looking like a glittery superstar.

oh, and did we mention our secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through lava pits and zombie hordes? it’s like a theme park from hell, but in a fun way.

join us now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it.

Milked Minds: The Toddler IQ Boost

Boost, Milked, Minds.., Toddler

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6214
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the power of breastmilk will make you a gaming genius! our players who were breastfed as babies have super high IQs and can outsmart any creeper or zombie that comes their way. imagine the possibilities of building the most epic structures and conquering the land with your superior cognitive abilities. join now and breastfeed your way to victory!

Stellar Survivors

Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5431
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1031	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ores Mined:	8995

Stellar Survivors is a brand new Minecraft SMP server based in Canada. Features include PvP, PvE, voting rewards, land claims, McMO skills, and more. Please report any bugs/issues on the server’s Discord. Stellar Survivors supports all versions of Minecraft Java Edition between 1.9 and 1.21.x. Join with friends and come make stellar new memories together!

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