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SpudCraft Minecraft Server

budgeting, cost of food, cost of living, economic impact, expensive groceries, expensive items, financial burden, financial strain, food affordability, food budgeting, food cost, food expenses, grocery bills, grocery expenses, grocery prices, grocery shopping, inflation, Minecraft, price hikes, rising prices, saving money on groceries, Server, SpudCraft

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2359
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced carrots in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a magical grocery store where everything is free! That’s right, you can fill your inventory with golden apples, enchanted steak, and even dragon fruit without spending a single emerald. Join us and never worry about your food budget again! Plus, rumor has it that the owner of the grocery store is actually a secret wizard who can turn any food item into a potion of ultimate power. So come join us and become the most powerful player in all of Minecraft!

NoPhoneNoProblemMC

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8063
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Towns Built:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of being constantly bombarded by notifications and texts on your cell phone? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where cell phones are strictly prohibited. That’s right, no more annoying ring tones or vibrating distractions while you’re trying to build your epic castle or mine for diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of technologically-challenged llamas who accidentally stumbled upon a computer and decided to create their own Minecraft world. So you can expect some seriously hilarious mishaps and surprises along the way.

So come on and join us, because who needs a cell phone when you can have a llama-run Minecraft server instead? Let the llama shenanigans begin!

SushiCraft & AdoboWars

AdoboWars, Asia-Pacific region, defense alliance, defense cooperation, defense pact, defense pact signing, defense training, forces, international relations, Japan, joint exercises, military cooperation, military presence, Philippines, regional stability, security agreement, Southeast Asia, strategic partnership, SushiCraft, TOKYO, Train

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8676
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Votes:	3585	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have japan and philippines teaming up to sign a defense pact and train their forces in southeast asia!! imagine the chaos of japanese and filipino soldiers running around in minecraft, fighting mobs and building epic bases together. you never know what kind of crazy alliances and battles will happen on our server. join now for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience!

CraftyDraws – Luck not included

chance, Competition, CraftyDraws, EXCITEMENT, Experience, Fortunate, Included, joy, long tail, Lottery, LUCK, opportunity, people, Prize, random drawing, Tag, winning

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5369
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragons Tamed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	2

lol this server is like winning a random drawing every day! u know how when u win a drawing and u feel like u can conquer the world? well, that’s how u gonna feel every time u log on to this server. we got unicorns flying around dropping diamonds, pigs that can talk and tell u jokes, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers. u ain’t gonna wanna miss out on this epic adventure, so come join us and let the craziness begin!

MethCraft: Proteomic Adventure

Adventure, Associations, brain health, cognitive dysfunction, cognitive impairment, differential expression, drug addiction, Dysfunction, health impacts, long-term effects, long-term users, mental health, meth users, methamphetamine, MethCraft, neurology, proteins, Proteomic, proteomic landscape, proteomics, research, study, substance abuse

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6075
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, totally wild and crazy, just like those long-term Methamphetamine users in that research study. But instead of proteins and cognitive stuff, we got blocks and creepers!

Join this server if you wanna uncover the proteomic landscape of Minecraft, where every block tells a story and every mob is a potential research subject. We’ve got 23 differentially expressed creepers ready to explode your mind with cognitive dysfunction and health impacts. It’s like a science experiment, but with more explosions and less lab coats.

So, come on over and join the fun! Who needs real-life research when you can study the effects of TNT on unsuspecting villagers? This server is where the real discoveries are made, one block at a time. Let’s get crafting, baby!

ExeosCraft: Where your diamonds are as rare as a player without a creeper explosion story!

1.20.4, bedrock, charities, creeper, cross-platform, Custom Plugins, diamonds, Economy, ExeosCraft, explosion, Fairness, hard difficulty, Inclusivity, java, Land Claim, Leaderboards, Level-up system, No Grief, Non-Reset, Permanent World, Pets, player, Player-Driven Updates, rare, smp, Story, Strong Economy

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3282
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	202	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

Server Name	ExeosCraft
Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Server Version	1.17+
Server IP (Java)	play.ExeosCraft.com
Server IP (Bedrock)	play.ExeosCraft.com:19132

Overview

Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Keep your money—any donations we receive go entirely to charity. Our server has been running smoothly since June 2020 with a massive map that will never reset. We offer a fair and inclusive environment, custom plugins, and unique features for both Java and Bedrock players.

FAQ:

Q: Does the server have a world reset?

A: No, our server has a massive 35,000×35,000 map that will never reset.

Q: Are there any pay-to-win aspects on the server?

A: No, we promise fairness for all players without any pay-to-win features.

Q: What happens to donations received by the server?

A: All excess donations go towards supporting various charities and giveaways.

Q: Is the server inclusive and safe for all players?

A: Yes, hate speech is not tolerated and ExeosCraft is a safe space for everyone, including the LGBTQ+ community.

Q: Are there custom plugins on the server?

A: Yes, we have hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience and keep things exciting for players.

Q: Can players suggest new features for the server?

A: Yes, players can join our Discord and suggest new features for upcoming updates.

Q: Can I protect my builds on the server?

A: Yes, we offer a Land Claim feature to protect all your precious builds.

Q: Are there leaderboards on the server?

A: Yes, players can compete in all-time and monthly leaderboards to showcase their achievements.

Q: Is the server difficulty set to Hard?

A: Yes, the server difficulty is set to Hard for a challenging gameplay experience.

FelonCraft Minecraft Server

country founded by felons, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Faggots, FelonCraft, Hate Speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ migration, lgbtq rights, marginalized groups, Minecraft, minority groups, move to Israel, right side of history, Server, Social Issues, social justice, troons

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7484
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	251
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	787256	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Are you tired of living in a country founded by felons? Want to join the right side of history and move to a land of epic Minecraft adventures? Look no further than our server! We have rainbow-colored sheep, flying pigs, and even a secret underground disco club where the creepers go to bust a move. Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether!

MineArt – Minecraft server

advice, anatomy, art community., art-related, Beginner, books, Confidence, critique, drawing improvement, drawthreads, Exercises, general, Gestures, MineArt, Minecraft, muscle memory, poses, references, Server, Support, tutorials, unforgivable fetishes

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7177
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	191
Potions Brewed:	170	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your unforgivable fetishes come to life? Look no further! Join our server for new and seasoned artists looking for advice, critique, and support. But beware, we do not welcome /ic/ crabs or bad faith critique – we only accept the most outrageous and hilarious creations.

Join now and unleash your creativity with insane stories and outrageous reasons to play on our server. Build your wildest dreams and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret world filled with talking animals and mystical creatures. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin!

TransManWalkHome Minecraft Server

Angry, cramps, danger, feeling nauseous, FLIRTING, gluten intolerance, google maps, HOMOPHOBIC, Minecraft, Rift, Server, sister’s friend group, stomach pain, trans man, TransManWalkHome, transphobic, UNCOMFORTABLE, walk me home

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1611
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Zombie Dances:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in walking home with trans men for safety reasons! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and misunderstandings just like in this crazy story.

Are you tired of being accused of being transphobic for simply wanting to walk home with a friend? Well, on our server, we encourage all types of friendships and support, no matter what the haters say!

Join us for a rift-inducing experience where you never know who will side with you or who will turn against you. It’s like living in a real-life soap opera, but in the blocky world of Minecraft!

So come on down and join our server for a chance to walk home with your favorite trans man and maybe even start some drama of your own. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a wild adventure that you’ll never forget!

NoDiscountNoEntry

Accommodation, aita, Communication, Cooking, DISCOUNT, fake names, family, friendship, Generosity, hang out, Hospitality, Hotel, Invitation, luxury, NoDiscountNoEntry, north, refusal, Safety, suspicion, trip, vacation

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7487
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	988	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested and drama unfolds like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with fake names, suspicious invitations, and generous hosts like Ron who will cater to your every need (discounts included)!

Experience the thrill of hanging up on friends, cooling down after realizing you may have been a dick, and questioning your own asshole-ish behavior. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in the virtual world of Minecraft?

So come on, join us on this crazy adventure where anything can happen, and remember – it’s not just a game, it’s a rollercoaster of emotions!