New Minecraft Servers 2025

有一种悲伤 Minecraft Servers

有一种悲伤 Minecraft Servers

  • SnackWarsMC

    SnackWarsMC
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 2415
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Void Gems Collected: 34
    Alien Abductions: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Enchantments Applied: 153
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft server where you can escape all your roommate drama and snack-stealing woes! Picture this: a virtual world where you can build your own snack fortress and protect it from any snack monsters (looking at you, Sara).

    Join our server and never worry about your snacks disappearing again! You can create secret snack stashes, booby trap your cookie jar, and even hire virtual snack guards to keep watch 24/7. No more awkward vibes or passive-aggressive snack confrontations – just pure snack-filled fun!

    And hey, if you ever need a break from snack wars, you can explore our epic virtual world, complete crazy challenges, and maybe even uncover the ultimate snack treasure. So come on, join us on this Minecraft server and let the snack-tastic adventures begin! Who needs roommates when you have a whole snack kingdom to rule?!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyBawdyCraft

    BlockyBawdyCraft
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    Players: 102/100 Votes: 8244
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 17
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 85

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring the excitement and thrill of the real world? Look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join us if you want to witness the most NSFW things you’ve ever seen in your life – we’re talking about villagers twerking, creepers in speedos, and cows doing the Macarena. It’s a sight you won’t believe until you see it for yourself!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for stand-up comedy. You’ll be laughing your blocky butt off as he roasts players and mobs alike with his hilarious jokes.

    So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild, NSFW adventure that you’ll never forget. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach – things are about to get crazy!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCreeper707: Offer Rejected!

    CraftyCreeper707: Offer Rejected!
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    Players: 108/500 Votes: 7702
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly, BOOM! you get a message from the 7-Eleven’s parent company saying they reject some takeover proposal because they think they’re worth more than that. like, what even is happening, right?

    but here’s the deal, this server is like the 7-Eleven of minecraft servers. it’s always open, always there for you when you need it. and let me tell you, the offer to join this server is grossly undervalued. you’ll be getting so much more than you ever expected.

    join this server and you’ll be living in a world where the creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures trying to sell you slurpees. where the zombies are just trying to get their hands on some hot dogs. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

    so come on, join this server and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, maybe you’ll even run into the CEO of 7-Eleven trying to negotiate a better deal for their company. it’s a crazy world out there, but it’s even crazier in this minecraft server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • What is the IP for Habitual Linecrosser Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Habitual Linecrosser Minecraft Server?
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    Players: 95/600 Votes: 635
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 2333 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 11 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 42
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10

    New Minecraft ServersHabitual Linecrosser is a multi-talented artist known for pushing the boundaries of creativity. With a unique blend of music, visual art, and storytelling, they consistently challenge traditional norms and inspire audiences to think outside the box. Their work is characterized by bold experimentation and a fearless approach to breaking barriers. Through their art, Habitual Linecrosser aims to provoke thought, spark conversation, and evoke emotion in all who experience their creations.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Astra

    Astra
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    Players: 94/400 Votes: 6189
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Gods Slained: 2
    Villages Defended: 14 Star Shards Collected: 197
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Magic Items Found: 8306
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Don’t just reach for the stars, conquer them!

    The Astraverse is Filipino Minecraft community that supports cracked MC and premium MC. In Astra, you can find the most welcoming and friendly community there is! With our Quests, you are to take on challenges, exploring unfamiliar territories, and searching for valuable artifacts or knowledge. Our custom generated world will cater to those who thrive in building from their imagination in the largest, unique biomes you can find!

    We offer PyroFarming, PyroFishing, and PyroMining (yes! the Pyro Trinity) along with soon-to-be-added Custom Crops and Instance Dungeons! Claim the treasures blessed by the stars and gods of mythologies around the world with the bountiful crates and daily (even weekly + monthly) rewards! Complete your quests and receive Mystery Boxes where you can find unique Custom Enchantments and Custom Items that are drawn to you!

    Ready to conquer the cosmos? Join now!

    IP: play.astraverse.space Port: 25564 Store: store.astraverse.space

    play.astraverse.space:25564

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Hardcore Legends

    Hardcore Legends
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    Players: 92/600 Votes: 9055
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Ores Mined: 6866 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 17
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hardcore Legends A new take on Hardcore Survival! With Semi-hardcore you only have a few lives so be careful! With Terralith you have a fully new worldspace to explore! With Incendium the Nether is Hardmode +! With Nullscape The End is even more explorable! We have tried to craft a unique survival experience here at Legends and hope that you will join the server and give it a try! We have aimed for a I AM DEATH motto in our approach to the server! With diseases, Realistic Survival, Lava Hurts, Icarus, and many more QoL Difficulty implementations we aim to provide a harder experience for those who are bored of “vanilla” Minecraft! Can you survive? Alone? With a Clan? Find out and join Hardcore Legends!

    HardcoreLegends.serverminer.com:26151

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/900 Votes: 5166
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Enchantments Applied: 176
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 58 Divine Spears Created: 14
    Magical Moments Shared: 12 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 61 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Guess who’s back, back again? Our Minecraft server is back and better than ever! Join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon herself. Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a llama into battle or build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks. Trust us, this server is so lit even Herobrine wants in on the action. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Dark Skin vs Pale Skin Minecraft SMP

    Dark Skin vs Pale Skin Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 92/900 Votes: 4926
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Demon Skulls Collected: 44
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 2676
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further! Our server is the only place where you can debate the important question of whether tanned or pasty skin is better for a man’s “cunt” (we assume they mean country, right?). Join us for a wild ride of ridiculous debates, insane stories, and endless laughter. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a heated argument about the best way to build a giant chicken statue. So come on, join us and let your inner Minecraft madness run wild!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FishyFoolery

    FishyFoolery
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 1012
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Votes: 4835
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23
    Epic Shields Constructed: 23 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 28

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old fish with basic names like Nemo or Goldie? Then come join our Minecraft server, where we have a whole aquarium full of fish with long and ridiculous names like Bartholomew Davidson The 3rd and Cornelius Bohelius Junior The 2nd!

    Our server is the perfect place for fish enthusiasts who appreciate a good laugh and aren’t afraid to give their aquatic friends some truly unique monikers. Plus, we host epic fish funerals complete with eulogies for each beloved fish, so you can say goodbye to Bartholomew Davidson the 3rd in style.

    Join us now and show off your creativity with our wacky fish naming contests. Who knows, you might just become the proud owner of a fish named Sir Reginald McFinsworth the Magnificent! Don’t be like Jenny, embrace the absurdity and dive into our fish-filled world today!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Gender Surgery Fun Land

    Gender Surgery Fun Land
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    Players: 103/800 Votes: 7643
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Enchantments Applied: 143
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 408 Cozy Campfires Lit: 6
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Villages Defended: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL HAVE U HEARD OF THIS MINECRAFT SERVER? IT’S SO LIT THAT EVEN SCIENTISTS ARE STUDYING IT! THEY FOUND OUT THAT PLAYING ON THIS SERVER CAN ACTUALLY MAKE U HAPPIER AND LESS CRAZY!

    SO IF U WANNA GET RID OF ALL UR PSYCHIATRIC PROBLEMS, JUST HOP ONTO THIS SERVER AND START BUILDING SOME CRAZY SH*T! WHO KNEW THAT BLOCKS COULD BE THE CURE TO ALL UR MENTAL ISSUES?

    JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE MAGIC OF MINECRAFT HEALING! NO MORE THERAPY, JUST CREEPERS AND DIAMONDS, BABY!

    New Minecraft Server
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