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HearthCraft

Active Economy, Auctions, backups, dedicated server, Discord, Economy, HearthCraft, ip address, Land claiming, Level-up system, Live Map, Marriage plugin, MCMMO, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, Resource worlds, rules, smp, statistics, Website

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9504
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

HearthCraft Minecraft Server

Overview:

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store that has been providing the best experiences since October of 2018.

For more information, visit HearthCraft Website.

Technical Details:

Backup Strategy	The server is backed up at least thrice a day with a 3-2-1 backup strategy
Server Machine	Runs on a dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X machine in Virginia
Plugins Used	Uses Purpur, CoreProtect

Useful Links:

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, there are no pay-to-win paid perks on the server.
Are there resource worlds?	Yes, the resource worlds reset monthly.

Mystic Oasis Wilds 1.21.3

#youtube, 1.21.3, American rap, artist, creativity, critique, cultural influence, GOD, influence, Inspired, Music, mystic, new opening, Oasis, okinawa, opinion, Performance, pull it off, shangri-la frontier, Singer, Style, Terrible, Video, Wilds

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8295
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Farms Harvested:	159	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Void Gems Collected:	27	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Yo, forget about that cringy opening, come join our Minecraft server for some epic fun! We got pigs that dance to K-pop and chickens that rap better than that Okinawa singer.

Join us and build a house made entirely of diamonds, because why the heck not? Let’s show that singer how it’s really done in the world of blocky adventures.

Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. It’s like a weird dream, but better because it’s real… in Minecraft.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s make some memories that will make that cringy opening video seem like a masterpiece in comparison. Let’s do this!

BlockyLove Minecraft Server

acceptance, BlockyLove, body image, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict Resolution, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Happiness, Honesty, intervention, love, loyalty, mental health, Minecraft, personal boundaries, relationship, Respect, self esteem, Server, Support, toxic behavior, weight loss

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5587
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	37

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is a place where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any toxic ex-boyfriends like Carl ruining your vibe.

Join us and leave behind the double-chin comments and weight-shaming for a world where the only thing that matters is how epic your pixelated castle looks. Plus, you won’t have to worry about your friend choosing between you and her boyfriend because on our server, the only choice you have to make is what block to place next.

So come on over and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether to build a rollercoaster or a giant chicken statue. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life relationship issues.

HateCraftHub

adhd, Alone Time, anxiety, Boundaries, Communication, Communication Issues, depression, emotional intelligence, HateCraftHub, Introvert, Marriage, marriage counseling, mental health, quality time, recharge, relationship, self-care, stress, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	112
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Potions Brewed:	183
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of recharge time! Just like in real life, sometimes you need to retreat to your virtual cave and mine some diamonds solo.

Join us if you’re tired of your virtual spouse constantly wanting to do activities together like cooking, watching movies, or working out. On our server, you can enjoy all the banter and laughs with your fellow players, but also have the freedom to wander off and do your own thing without feeling guilty.

We have special quests where you can pretend to pay bills, study, or do the dishes virtually, so you can experience the stress and anxiety without any real-life consequences. Plus, our therapist NPCs are always on hand to help you navigate your virtual relationships and explain to your virtual spouse that it’s not their fault you need alone time.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where introverts reign supreme and recharge time is a must! Remember, it’s not you, it’s just your need for virtual solitude.

MovieMarauder Minecraft SMP

bizarre storyline, creepy movie, dark cinema, dark film, disturbing film, disturbing imagery, disturbing movie, fucked up movie, graphic content, horror movie, horror thriller, intense movie, messed up cinema, messed up film, messed up scenes, Minecraft, MovieMarauder, psychological thriller, shocking scenes, smp, twisted movie, twisted plot, unsettling movie

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7828
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Star Shards Collected:	55	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Towns Built:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most lit server ever! We have like, a secret underground base where we hide all our diamonds and stuff. And like, the owner is a wizard who can summon creepers to do his bidding. It’s so crazy, you won’t believe it!

And like, one time we had this epic battle with a giant zombie that was like, 100 blocks tall. It was insane, but we totally defeated it with our enchanted swords and stuff. You gotta join and be part of the action, it’s like being in a movie but better because you’re actually playing it!

So yeah, come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most messed up and crazy adventures ever. It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

SocializeCraft: Why U No Talk Like Before?

Burnout, Change in priorities, communication skills, emotional boundaries, fear of judgment, introversion, ISOLATION, Loneliness, mental health, personal growth, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, social anxiety, social awkwardness, social comparison, social exhaustion, social pressure, SocializeCraft, societal expectations, Talk

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5086
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate socializing hub for Minecraft players!

Join us if you want to trade diamond swords for virtual hugs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic rap battles with Endermen. Our community is so lively that even the zombies and skeletons have formed their own boy band!

So, what are you waiting for? Leave behind the mundane world of mining and crafting and join us for a wild ride of socializing like never before!

Blocky Cough Outbreak

2024.., Adults, blocky, Cases Surge, children, Contagious, cough, Disease, Epidemic, health, highest number, Oregon, outbreak, Prevention, public health, record high, respiratory illness, Since 1950, States, U.S, vaccination, whooping cough

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5116
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96
Villages Defended:	16	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing surging is the FUN! we got more cases of whooping laughter than oregon has whooping cough cases, y’all! in 2024, we recorded the highest number of LOLs since 1950! why suffer from whooping cough when you can be whooping it up on our server?! join now for a wheeze-tastic time!

Bismarck

agriculture, bismarck, Claims, discord server, Dynmap, Food, Immersive Engineering, Map, Modded, modlist, Modpack Information, muskets, Recruits, small ships, Steampunk, stock market, valkyien skies, victorian era, workers

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7004
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Chimeras Created:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Bismarck Modded Earth Server
Year	1836
Theme	Victorian Era – Steampunk

Server Features:

Stock Market
Economy
Create
Valkyien Skies
Immersive Engineering
Muskets
Small Ships
Recruits – Workers
Many Food/Agriculture Mods

Modlist: View Modlist

Map with Claims: Dynmap

Minecraft Server IP Address: bismarck.minecraft.bz

Server and Modpack Information: Discord Server

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the theme of the server?	The theme is Victorian Era – Steampunk.
What can players do on the server?	Players can colonize lands, engage in politics and diplomacy, trade, participate in the economy and stock market, roleplay, build, and engage in PVP.
Is there a stock market on the server?	Yes, there is a stock market feature.
Are there any specific mods available on the server?	Yes, there are mods such as Valkyien Skies, Immersive Engineering, Muskets, Small Ships, and many others.

Mystic Realm 1.21

mystic, Realm

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	648
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81	Gods Slained:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question reality!

We have so much fun, you’ll be tripping balls and swallowing your own cum from last night’s fuck in no time!

Why join? Because where else can you experience such outrageous adventures and mind-bending activities in a blocky virtual world?

Don’t miss out on the craziness – join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

LuxuryTripsVsBasicNeeds Minecraft Server

basic needs, caregiving, community support, disability pension, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, Father, financial strain, financial support, legal action, luxury trips, LuxuryTripsVsBasicNeeds, mental health, Minecraft, neglect, parental responsibilities, pushing for help, schizophrenia, separation, Server, Siblings, Tough Decisions

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2937
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a virtual escape from real-life drama like you’ve never seen before! Join us and leave all your family issues behind, because here, the only drama you’ll find is when someone steals your diamonds!

Embark on a journey with us, just like our player who had to navigate life independently at a young age. Build your own empire, just like they built a new life for themselves and their brother. And don’t worry about financial struggles, because in our server, the only currency you need is creativity and determination!

Forget about asking your father for help, because here, the only thing you’ll be asking for is more building materials and resources. And if anyone tries to twist the situation, just block them like you would a troll in the game!

So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only thing you’ll need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a skyscraper next. Who needs luxury trips when you can travel to the ends of the Minecraft world with just a click of a button? Join us now and let’s craft some memories together!