张小凡 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crazy Craft Inn

assassin business, Bad Boy Edition, Blitzo, booru, Charlie, Craft, crazy, Cytube channel, Demons, Downloads, episodes, fanfic recordings, FICS, hazbin hotel, Heaven, Hell, Helluva Boss, Helluva Hotel General, hhg, Hotel, INN, loona, millie, Moxxie, overpopulation, Rehabilitation, shorts, SpindleHorse, Startup

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	183
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Villages Defended:	8

Yo yo yo, welcome to the Bad Boy Edition Minecraft server! We got demons, princesses, and assassins running wild in Hell. Join us as we try to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation in the kingdom. Build your own hotel or start your own assassin business with your demon crew. Check out the Hazbin Hotel pilot and Helluva Boss episodes for some crazy inspiration. Don’t miss out on the madness, join us now and let’s raise some hell together! Server link: https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-server/ #BadBoyEdition #MinecraftMadness

RentCraft Server

arrangement, Boyfriend, coown.., Costs, daycare, family, Financial, Kids, living costs, Mother, PRESSURE, Property, Rent, rental value, RentCraft, Server, sister, Struggle, Support, temporary, work-life balance

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6911
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Astral Projections Made:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that even soap operas can’t compete with.

Picture this: a property owned by a 34-year-old queen bee, her 71-year-old mother, a 1.5-year-old prince, and a 31-year-old fiancé. But wait, there’s more! The queen bee’s 38-year-old sister and her two kids are living in a granny flat on the property, paying only 50% of the rent value. Drama ensues when the sister’s 27-year-old boyfriend moves in, working full-time while she decides to go part-time for that sweet work/life balance.

But that’s not all – the queen bee is feeling the pressure as costs grow, with her partner taking on weekend work and the baby possibly going to daycare more often. Will she ask her sister and her boyfriend to pay more rent? Only time will tell on this rollercoaster of a Minecraft server!

Join us now for a chance to witness the craziest family dynamics and build your own virtual paradise in the midst of it all. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

ToetagEmpathyGone

birthday trip, boundary setting, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, disrespectful behavior., Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Empathy, family dynamics, financial disagreements, Gaslighting, hurt toe, lack of appreciation, personal growth, pet care, relationship issues, self reflection, self-care, ToetagEmpathyGone, toxic behavior

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4149
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Buildings Constructed:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and chaos of real life relationships! Join us for a fun and relaxing time filled with building, exploring, and mining – without any toxic behavior.

On our server, you won’t have to deal with any stubbed toes or drunken outbursts. Instead, you can focus on creating the perfect virtual world for yourself and your friends. No more arguments over who should have bought the Christmas gifts or whose dog chewed whose boot – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.

So come join us on this server and leave all the relationship drama behind. Who needs a boyfriend who can’t handle a little toe stubbing when you can have a whole virtual world to yourself? Build to your heart’s content and never worry about someone blaming you for losing their shorts again. It’s time to walk away from the drama and start crafting your own adventure on our server.

LifeLessonsMinecraftSMP

Adversity, Challenges, Experience, growth, hard way, life advice, life experience, life journey, life lessons, life reflections, life struggles, LifeLessonsMinecraftSMP, MISTAKES, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal development, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, trial and error, wisdom

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3927
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Alien Abductions:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	New Chunks Explored:	515648
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Bruh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you absolutely HAVE to join. Like, seriously, it’s lit AF. We got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the forests, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

But wait, there’s more. The admins are actually aliens from outer space who communicate through interpretive dance. And if you manage to find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking llama. Yeah, you heard me right, a TALKING LLAMA.

Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant game of capture the flag with flying pigs and exploding sheep? It’s wild, man. So if you want to experience the most insane, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life, you better join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

MineLifeMaxed

enjoying life, Life, life fulfillment, life optimization, life purpose, life satisfaction, living a content life, living a fulfilling life, living a happy life, living a joyful life, living a meaningful life, living a purposeful life, living a rich life, living a satisfying life, living fully, living intentionally, living to the fullest., making the most out of every moment, maximizing life, MineLifeMaxed, seizing the day

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5250
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Buildings Constructed:	44
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the key to unlocking the ultimate LOLZ in your gaming experience! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy quests, wacky characters, and mind-blowing builds.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins will have you laughing until you cry as you navigate through our one-of-a-kind world filled with surprises around every corner.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic events like the annual “Chicken Jousting Tournament” or the “Pig Racing Championships.” And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts where you can win rare items like the elusive “Diamond-Encrusted Potato.”

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living life to the fullest in the most hilarious way possible! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BorderlandsCraft

Allies, Arctic region, BorderlandsCraft, Diplomacy, disagreement, european union, foreign policy, France, germany, global affairs, Greenland, international relations, North Atlantic Treaty Organization, Politics, reactions, sovereign borders, Statements, territorial disputes, trump, united states, Warning

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5834
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Towns Built:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

join our epic minecraft server where we build walls around Greenland to protect our sovereign borders from Trump and his crazy ideas. we have a secret alliance with France and Germany to keep the peace and stop any orange-haired presidents from messing with our virtual world. come join us for some blocky fun and political intrigue!

GeneCraft: SP1 vs KLF5 Battle

177, Accelerate, battle, BELIEF, Cancer, Challenging, Fuel, GeneCraft, Genes, greatly, identify, key, KLF5, long-held, mechanisms, metastasis, scientists, SP1, Specific, suppress, Types, vary

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5627
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Divine Spears Created:	20	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Enchantments Applied:	119
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Potions Brewed:	183

so, like, this server is like a crazy lab experiment gone wrong, man. we got 177 genes that are fueling some wild cancer metastasis, like whoa. and get this, we got these 2 key genes, SP1 and KLF5, causing all sorts of chaos. SP1 is like speeding up the metastasis, while KLF5 is trying to keep it in check. it’s like a battle of the genes, dude.

and get this, scientists used to think that metastasis was different for each type of cancer, but not on this server, man. here, it’s all mixed up and crazy. you never know what’s gonna happen next. it’s like a rollercoaster ride of cancer cells and genes, but in a totally fun and wacky way.

so, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s gonna keep you on your toes and make you laugh at the same time, then come join us. who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about cancer genetics along the way. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

Buy sell… Minecraft server

Adventure, Buy, Community, Economy, Gaming, marketplace, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Pixelart, RPG, Sell, Server, Shop, Survival, Trading, Virtual Goods

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6048
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Falling into the Void:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

I’ll sell, but I won’t buy…

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Mystic Realm Quest 1.20.2

#exciting, 1.20.2, 30 minutes, airing soon, Ameku Takao, Anime, Character development, Cliffhanger, countdown, crime solving, detective, investigation, japanese, must watch, Mystery, mystic, new episode, plot twist, Quest, Realm, Suiri Karte, Suspense, Thriller, tv show

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4250
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they have a new episode airing in just 30 minutes! And let me tell you, it’s gonna be LIT AF!

I heard they have the craziest builds, the most epic PvP battles, and the friendliest community ever! Plus, rumor has it that there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons waiting to be explored!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

LuxHealthProblems – Minecraft SMP

access to healthcare, appreciation, Chronic illness, emotional health, Gratitude, health, health problems, Healthcare, LuxHealthProblems, luxury, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, physical health, preventative care, Privilege, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, well-being, wellness

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8105
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where you can experience the thrill of never having to worry about health problems ever again! That’s right, forget about eating food or avoiding creepers, because on our server, you’re invincible!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful mobs in all of Minecraft. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll encounter on our server. And don’t even get me started on the loot – we’ve got diamonds for days, baby!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!