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Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 1458 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Ores Mined: | 5833 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
Farms Harvested: | 215 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Potions Brewed: | 72 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 486 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
imagine this: u log on and suddenly u are transported to a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. u can build a castle made entirely of cake and ride a giant chicken into battle.
but wait, there’s more! on this server, u can also find a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. yes, u heard me right, cheese! u can build a cheese house and have a pet cheese dragon.
oh, and did i mention that the owner of the server is a talking llama who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off? yeah, it’s that kind of server.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on this wild and wacky adventure! trust me, once u join, u’ll never want to leave. it’s like a fever dream, but in minecraft form.