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Buy the rumor, sell the news! Minecraft SMP

Buy, buy low sell high, Financial Advice, Investment, market analysis, market behavior, market insights, market intelligence, market manipulation, market news, market psychology, market rumors, market speculation, market strategy, market trends, midwit, Minecraft, News, rumor, Sell, sell the news, Smart, smp, stock market, trading strategy

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9938
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mines Excavated:	3127
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the midwits out there who think they’re smarter than everyone else!

Join us for a wild ride where rumors are currency and news is just another item to be traded. Who needs diamonds when you can make a fortune by buying into the latest gossip and selling it to the highest bidder?

But that’s not all – we’ve got insane stories to keep you entertained for hours on end. From the legend of the chicken who could outbuild any player to the mysterious disappearance of the server’s most valuable block, there’s never a dull moment on our SMP.

So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your own intelligence all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind adventure!

BlockBusterSMP – No time for distractions!

Accountability, addiction recovery, BlockBusterSMP, coping strategies, discipline, distractions, goal-setting, healthy habits, mental health, mindfulness, motivation, personal growth, porn addiction, positive mindset, Recovery, relapse prevention, self-care, self-control, staying motivated, support system, Therapy, Time, triggers

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5364
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	59	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Chimeras Created:	1	Crops Grown:	4673
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Potions Brewed:	23
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Are you tired of spending all your time watching pixelated pigs mate in Minecraft? Join our SMP and we guarantee you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to even think about porn! Plus, our resident therapist, Dr. Enderman, is always on hand to provide counseling and keep you on the straight and narrow. Trust us, you won’t have time for porn when you’re too busy trying to survive in our crazy world of exploding chickens and lava-filled ravines. So come join us and say goodbye to your porn addiction for good!

GrudgeCraft

anger, deep-seated anger, emotional baggage, enduring resentment, festering anger, grudge, GrudgeCraft, harbored anger, lasting anger, lingering anger, lingering resentment, long-standing grudge, long-term anger, Old Wounds, pent-up anger, pent-up frustration, Resentment, simmering anger, unresolved anger, unresolved emotions, unresolved issues

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	403
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Dimension Hops:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5474	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Enchantments Applied:	186
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Are you still fuming over that time a creeper blew up your epic diamond castle? Well, fear not, because on our server, creepers are banned for life! That’s right, no more surprise explosions ruining your hard work. Plus, our friendly community of players will help you exact revenge on any pesky skeletons or zombies that dare to mess with you. Join us and let go of that anger by unleashing your inner Minecraft warrior!

Heckin’ StrikeCraft!

Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, escalation, heckin, hezbollah, idf, Israel, Killed, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, northern border, RETALIATION, SECURITY, StrikeCraft, strikes, Tension, Troops, violence, warplanes

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9600
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magic Items Found:	5157
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2772	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, bruh? We got crazier battles than those IDF troops on the northern border, man! Our warplanes don’t mess around, they launch waves of strikes on those pesky creepers and zombies like it’s nobody’s business. Join us if you wanna experience some real hardcore action and take your Minecraft skills to the next level. Plus, we got secret underground bases and hidden treasures that will blow your mind, dude. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join us now!

Pixel PTSD Prevention Server

assault victims, brain activity, brain scans, cognitive neuroscience, disorder prevention, early signs, EEG scans, emotional trauma, mental disorder, mental health, mental health interventions, neurological activity, neuroscience, PIXEL, Prevention, psychological impact, ptsd, PTSD development, Server, sexual assault survivors, targeted interventions, Trauma, trauma response

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4242
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	292	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Runes Activated:	7

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like your brain is on fire? well, this server is the bomb dot com, my dudes. we got eeg scans up in here, revealing all sorts of crazy stuff like early signs of ptsd development in sexual assault survivors. but don’t worry, we’re not just a bunch of science nerds, we also got targeted interventions to prevent the disorder from taking hold. join now and let’s get this party started, y’all! #minecraft #litserver #brainonfire

DestoryerMC

24/7, active player base., Bedwars, DestoryerMC, Lag-free, LifeSteal, Minecraft, non pay-to-win, Server, Skywars

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8867
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Magic Items Found:	8166
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Our Server provide you best experience without any lag. Our server is 24/7 online with active player base. Destoryer MC have Bedwars Lifesteal and Skywars best thing about server is that it is not “PAY TO WIN” so you can play with out any worries that why it best server

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Hey kids, join CelestialCraft! We promise there won’t be any pigs flying, unless they’re mods!

Adventurer, BUILD, Builder, CelestialCraft, Challenges, Connect, Conquer, Cosmos, Create, custom events, flying, Grief Prevention, hey, Join, Kids, Legacy, Magic Carpets, Mature Community, Mods, Pigs, Player Shops, Promise, PvP, Rankup System, redstone engineer, smp, StarShards Currency, Survival, Theyre, Universe, Wont

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3009
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Emeralds Found:	1100
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Dragon Scales Harvested:	307	Mines Excavated:	1826
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

CelestialCraft Server Overview:

Server IP	mc.celestialcraft.gg
Version	1.21
Discord	https://discord.celestialcraft.gg

Features:

Join Us Today! Whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, CelestialCraft has something for you. Explore the cosmos, conquer challenges, and build your legacy on our server. Connect now: mc.celestialcraft.gg

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: Is PvP mandatory on the server?

A: No, PvP is optional and off by default. Players can enable PvP when they want to engage in duels.

Q: How can I earn StarShards currency?

A: StarShards can be earned through quests, achievements, and events on the server. They can be spent on unique items in the StarShards shop.

Q: How do I protect my builds from griefing?

A: The server has a Grief Prevention system where players can claim land and customize their claims with advanced settings to keep their builds safe.

Q: Are there regular server-wide events?

A: Yes, there are weekly server-wide events designed to keep things exciting for players. Currently, there is a goal to collectively slay 13,000 monsters.

Q: How can I progress through ranks on the server?

A: Players can progress through ranks by playing on the server, unlocking exclusive perks at each rank, and eventually becoming a server legend.

Q: Is the server suitable for mature players?

A: Yes, the server is tailored for a mature audience, providing a respectful and enjoyable environment for all players.

Thirsty for Blocks Minecraft Server

alcohol, Beverages, blocks, bored, Boredom, cocktails, comma separated, craving, drink, Fun, Hangout, list, long tail, Minecraft, Party, Relax, Server, Socialize, tags, Thirsty, unwind, Want

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7951
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Crops Grown:	9082
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Enchantments Applied:	68
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ores Mined:	7564
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate party destination for all your blocky needs!

Join us for wild parties in the virtual world where you can drink all the virtual potions you want without any consequences. We’ve got virtual bars, virtual dance floors, and even virtual hangover cures!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Brawl, where players battle it out in epic PvP matches for the chance to win the coveted Diamond Sword of Destiny. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve fought a Creeper while tipsy on virtual ale.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the blocky shenanigans begin! Just remember to drink responsibly – even if it’s just virtual.

What The Fuck Is He Talking About Minecraft SMP

Absurdity, BIZARRE, confusion, deep thoughts, disbelief, Enigma, existential crisis, fuck, immovable object, incomprehension, mind-bending, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Nonsensical, Paradox, perplexing, philosophical musings, puzzling, questioning reality, smp, strange, surreal, Talking, unstoppable force

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7343
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the sky is the limit… literally! Join us and experience the thrill of hanging from the sky like a majestic bat, defying gravity with your sheer awesomeness.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest diamonds and the dankest memes. Will you be able to track him down and uncover the secrets of his power? Only time will tell.

So why join our Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, build a house out of enchanted cheese, and challenge a llama to a dance-off for the title of Disco King? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the wildest, craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Hang from the sky, ride pigs, battle zombie chickens, and become the ultimate Disco King. The fun never stops on our server!

ProfitCraft Minecraft Server

aita, CAR, children, company sale profit, credit cards, DEBT, decision, ex wife, family business, family dynamics, financial support, Household, husband, Minecraft, MONEY, ownership, profit distribution, ProfitCraft, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, SPENDING, student loans

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8461
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the thrill of family business drama in pixelated form!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between a player who wants to give his ex-wife a fat stack of cash and his current wife who’s not having any of it. Will he be able to pay off all of his ex’s debts and take her on fancy vacations? Or will his current wife put her foot down and demand he spend all the money on diamond armor instead?

With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, this server is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Join now and experience the drama, the intrigue, and the sheer absurdity of it all!