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Vivid Worlds 1.21.2

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8181
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	6004	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Magic Items Found:	6243	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	27
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Join this server for the wackiest experience of your life. Why? Because my monitor broke and I saw a whole new world of pixelated madness.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle. It’s like a fever dream, but with creepers and lava pits.

Forget reality, join this server and enter a dimension where chaos reigns supreme and the laws of physics are just a suggestion.

Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

BodyBendMinecraftSMP

Abnormal, BIZARRE, Body, BodyBendMinecraftSMP, Contortion, eccentric, eXtraordinary, flexibility, odd, offbeat, outlandish, peculiar, peculiar talent, Physical, quirky, skill, strange, talent, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2366
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dimension Hops:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Yo bros, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a party in your pants but for your brain! We got like, a million diamond blocks just waiting for you to mine them with your toes. And get this, our server has a secret underground lair where you can find a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and gives you superpowers.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a mini-game where you have to fight off a horde of evil chickens armed with nothing but a spoon. And if you win, you get a pet dragon that will follow you around and roast your enemies with its fiery breath.

So come on, join us and let’s get weird with our bodies together in this wacky Minecraft adventure!

PixelPioneerCraft

“2000s”, 90s, Childhood, Digital, electronics, Evolution, Gadgets, high-tech, History, innovation, Memories, Nostalgia, obsolete, old school, Outdated, past, PixelPioneerCraft, progress, Retro, Technology, vintage

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	458
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Magic Items Found:	2258	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	New Chunks Explored:	787896
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

Remember when floppy disks were the bomb dot com? Well, just like those ancient relics, this Minecraft server is a blast from the past in all the best ways! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated nostalgia and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so cutting-edge that we have actual time-traveling llamas that can take you back to the Stone Age or forward to the year 3000. Want to ride a T-Rex through a futuristic city made entirely of cheese? Done. How about battling robot zombies in a medieval castle? Easy peasy.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living out your wildest dreams in Minecraft? Join us now and prepare for a journey that will leave you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt. Floppy disks? Pfft, who needs ’em when you’ve got time-traveling llamas and cheese cities!

Minecraft server: ShiaCraft – No griefing Israel!

#Intention, anti-Israel, Ceasefire, Conflict, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Griefing, international news, Iraqi militias, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military groups, Minecraft, Peace efforts, peace negotiations, Pro-Iranian, regional dynamics, regional stability, Report, security threats, Server, ShiaCraft, stop actions

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	319
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Star Shards Collected:	251	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Void Armor Forged:	17
Players Killed by Monsters:	5236	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. We got like, pro-Iranian Iraqi militias running around, but don’t worry, they’re like, not gonna mess with Israel on this server, lmao. It’s like, a peace treaty or something, but in Minecraft.

Join us for some crazy adventures, like, building epic bases and fighting off mobs with our new buddies from Iraq. Who knew Minecraft could be so political, amirite? Plus, we have like, special events where you can win cool prizes, like, a diamond sword or a pet creeper.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and see where the pro-Iranian Iraqi militia takes us next. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

CraftyCrashBlameRus

air travel, Airlines, Aviation, aviation safety, azerbaijan, Blame, CraftyCrashBlameRus, crash, diplomatic relations, Disaster, international relations, investigation, investigation findings, Kremlin, plane crash, political implications, political tensions, russia, Tragedy, tragedy response, White House

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1658
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	80
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

HEY U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? IT’S LIT ASF, LIKE A BUNCH OF LLAMAS ON FIRE LIT. WE GOT DIAMONDS COMIN OUTTA OUR EARS AND CREEPERS THAT DO THE MACARENA.

ON DIS SERVER, WE GOT A STORY THAT RUSSIA CAUSED THE AZERBAIJAN AIRLINES CRASH. YEAH, THE WHITE HOUSE SAID IT. BUT DON’T WORRY, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE WHERE WE KEEP ALL THE EVIDENCE.

ALSO, DID I MENTION WE HAVE A PET ENDER DRAGON THAT CAN DO BACKFLIPS? YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT. SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMES TOGETHER. #BLAMEPUTIN #MINECRAFT4LIFE.

Laughing Bride Minecraft 1.21.2

1.21.2, advice, bride, Commitment, compatibility, DATING, Decision making, humor, humor in relationships, LAUGHING, Laughter, long term, love, Marriage, marriage advice, Minecraft, partner, Personality, POL, Qualities, relationships, sense of humor, Spouse, Women

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5524
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Magic Items Found:	8083
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

OMG, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like marrying a woman with a sense of humor on /pol/ – it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Imagine building a house with a bunch of crazy peeps who make you laugh so hard you’ll forget about all the crazy stuff happening in the world.

Join this server and you’ll never have a dull moment, just like marrying a funny woman on /pol/ – it’s gonna be a rollercoaster of laughs and memes!

Don’t miss out on all the fun, bro, join now and get ready for a wild ride!

CreeperConfessMC

adult content, ANONYMOUS, confession, Confidential, CreeperConfessMC, discretion, explicit, explicit details, fantasies, fetish, guilty pleasures, hidden desires, Intimacy, mature content, NSFW, Personal, Private, REVEALING, Secrets, taboo, Uncensored

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6182
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, most NSFW Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us for a server where anything goes, from building giant phallic structures to engaging in scandalous roleplay with other players. Our community is full of hilarious and outrageous characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all – we also have secret underground clubs where players can confess their most scandalous secrets anonymously. Want to admit your love for Steve in a Speedo skin? Go for it! Want to confess your obsession with collecting virtual diamonds? We won’t judge (too much).

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft experience to the next level and join a server that’s not afraid to push the boundaries, then come on down and join us. Just be prepared for the wild ride that awaits you!

TalibanCraft Minecraft Server

Afghan Taliban, air strikes, Armed Forces, border tensions, Conflict, extremism, Insurgency, international relations, kabul, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Pakistan, regional conflict, response, RETALIATION, security concerns, Server, South Asia, TalibanCraft, Terrorism, violence, War on Terror

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6996
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Villages Defended:	17	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Zombie Dances:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! We got Afghan Taliban forces hitting up several points in Pakistan in response to air strikes, like what even is that?! It’s like a war zone up in here, but in Minecraft! Come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. Plus, Kabul says it’s lit, so you know it’s gonna be a good time. Don’t miss out on all the action, join now!

DroneDepotDestruction

air strike, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, drone depot, DroneDepotDestruction, eastern europe, international relations, key, Military, military intelligence, military operation, military tactics, military technology, Reports, Russian, successful strike, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1355
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

lol join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles like ukraine vs russia but with blocks and pickaxes instead of guns and bombs. we just totally destroyed russia’s key drone depot with our epic minecraft skills, so you know we mean business. come join us and be part of the action, build your own drone depot and defend it against crazy attacks. who needs real war when you can have minecraft war, amirite? come join us now and let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels.

Crafting Idol Masters 1.20

apk.ksmz.moe, archive.is/6cGPn, character birthdays, Crafting, event dates, gacha dates, Idol, idolm@ster general, idolmaster-official.jp, IDOLMSTER, iM@S, imasnews765.com, M@STER EXPO LIVE SHOWCASE, Masters, MILLION STAGE, pastebin.com/A5UGxTuB, pastebin.com/cLdezeDu, pastebin.com/DebHdukE, pastebin.com/icRtaLvv, pastebin.com/tUJJSmK4, project-imas.wiki, Ritsuko Akizuki, VL End-of-year 2024 Producers’ Picks, yukipobackup

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2293
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! We got creepers that dance like they’re in a M@STER EXPO LIVE SHOWCASE, and zombies that sing RITSUKO AKIZUKI SOLO LIVE hits! It’s like a MILLION STAGE concert, but with blocks and pickaxes! Don’t miss out on the VL End-of-year 2024 Producers’ Picks, where you can build your own stage and perform for a virtual audience of skeletons and spiders! Come on, join us and let’s hear the blocky music together!