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Blocky Bros Adventure Land: Where Spy x Family meets Minecraft Madness!

Adventure, aspirations, blocky, bros, cool dog, decent neighborhood, family, fantasy fulfillment, future dreams, goals, homogeneous society, hot wife, ideal lifestyle, Kids, Land, madness, male fantasy, meets, Minecraft, nice car, nice clothes, nice house, Patriotic, perfect life, societal expectations, Spy, spy x family, well paying job, Wishful thinking

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2005
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Dragons Tamed:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Are you tired of the boring real world where you have to work for a living and deal with responsibilities? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and live out the ultimate male fantasy life!

Picture this: you have a hot loving wife who always has dinner ready for you, adorable kids who never fight or make a mess, a job that pays you in diamonds, a cool dog that can do tricks, a wardrobe full of designer armor, a fancy car that never runs out of fuel, and a mansion in a neighborhood where everyone is just like you – patriotic and homogeneous!

Forget about the real world and come live the dream on our server. Who needs reality when you can have it all in Minecraft? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

Creepin’ Crafters Club: LOL Edition

club, Crafters, CREEPIN, Edition, lol, long trail, Sheriff, shitheads, Shoots, surefire, tags, カリオペ, 森

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2409
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Crops Grown:	2599	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Yeehaw, partner! Are you tired of those pesky griefers and trolls ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have the one and only surefire sheriff who shoots shitheads! That’s right, this sheriff ain’t messin’ around. He’ll round up those troublemakers and give ’em a good ol’ fashioned banishment to the Nether!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a gang of outlaw chickens who have taken over the town square. Can you wrangle up these feathery bandits and restore peace to the land? Only the bravest of players dare to take on this clucky challenge.

And if you’re feeling a bit peckish after all that adventurin’, be sure to stop by our saloon for a refreshing pint of milk or a slice of pumpkin pie. Our bartender, Old Joe, makes the meanest potions this side of the End Portal.

So saddle up, partner, and join us on the wildest Minecraft server in the land. Just watch out for those dynamite-wielding creepers! Yeehaw!

Crafting Chaos: Israel Edition

aggression, Chaos, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Crafting, danger, Defense, Diplomacy, Edition, fear, intimidation, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Peace, Politics, RETALIATION, SECURITY, self defense, threat, violence, War

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6081
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	447	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you definitely don’t want to mess with Israel. I mean, have you seen his eyes? That dude is a straight-up killer in the game. Join our server if you want to test your skills against the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where you can witness epic battles and crazy shenanigans all led by the one and only Israel. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you cross paths with Israel, that is.

YeehawCraft: Where American women yell at Minecraft mobs for fun! 🤠🌟

activism, American, american woman, empowerment, equality, feminism, feminism movement, freedom, Fun, gender equality, Minecraft, mobs, my choice, protest, response, social justice, Stars, strength, VOICE, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS, YeehawCraft, Yell, Yelling

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8301
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dimension Hops:	4

Are you tired of getting yelled at by American women for your choices? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can make all the crazy choices you want without any judgment! Join us and let your wildest decisions run free in a world where American women can’t tell you what to do! It’s a virtual paradise for all your wacky antics and chaotic shenanigans. So come on and join us for a hilarious time like no other!

Creepin’ Crafters: The Server Where You’ll Ask ‘Was it good?’

Analysis, appraisal, Assessment, contemplation, Crafters, CREEPIN, critique, doubt, Evaluation, Good, judgment, opinion, Quality, Questioning, Reflection, Repetition, review, satisfaction, second guessing, Server, uncertainty, Unsure, was it good, Youll

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6094
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Votes:	8938
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	52	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Meteorites Collected:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building your very own diamond palace guarded by an army of friendly creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can dance the night away with their pixelated pals while dodging fireballs and dodging exploding sheep. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots and magical unicorn poop.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our insane Minecraft server and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the madness begin!

CraftyCommies: Where even the creepers are woke enough to fight the capitalist pigs!

anti-Semitic, Bigotry, capitalist, Conspiracy Theory, CraftyCommies, CREEPERS, discrimination, DIVISIVE, extremism, Fight, hate, intolerance, Iraq War, Jews, Leftists, Manipulation, Misinformation, Pigs, POL, Political, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, Stereotypes, Videos, Woke

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8353
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	484	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Buildings Constructed:	19	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	13

Are you tired of dealing with leftists spreading crazy conspiracy theories? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only conspiracy theories involve creepers secretly plotting against Steve! No more worrying about anti-Semitic rants, just pure blocky fun and adventures. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a secret member of the server, ready to lead you on a quest to uncover the truth behind all the pixelated chaos. So why wait? Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

NukeTown Academy: Where Explosions and Diplomas Collide!

Academy, aftermath, Analysis, anticipation, collide, confusion, Diplomas, Disappointment, Events, explosions, Fallout, false, graduations, Mystery, Niji antis, Nuke, Nuketown, predictions, questions, reactions, Rumors, speculation, stock collapsing, uncertainty

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4497
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7910
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the chaos and madness goes down! Join us if you want to witness massive nukes dropping from the sky, attend hilarious graduations where players receive their diplomas in pixelated form, and watch as the stock market in-game collapses faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”. And don’t even get us started on the Niji antis – those guys are always up to no good, but they sure do make things interesting around here. So come on over and join the fun, because on our server, anything can happen (and probably will)!

Blocky Butts & Pixels: The Quest for the Ultimate UI in Minecraft

Aesthetics, blocky, Butts, controls, Feedback, FUNCTIONALITY, game design, game development, Game Mechanics, gaming experience, interactive design, interface design, Minecraft, navigation, pixels, player interaction, player-engagement, Quest, screen layout, ui design, Ultimate, usability, user experience, user interface, video games, visual appeal

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7919
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with basic UI designs? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic UI you’ve ever seen! It’s so good, it’ll make your eyes pop out of your head and your fingers do the floss dance uncontrollably.

Join our server and experience UI greatness like never before. Our UI is so good, it’s rumored that even the Ender Dragon is jealous of its sleek design. Players who join our server have reported increased levels of happiness, improved hand-eye coordination, and a sudden urge to yell “I love buttons!” at random intervals.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of the UI revolution. Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness of our user interface. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

EvilCraft: Where Modern Women Rule and Villagers Drool!

abject evil, blood and flesh, cannot convince me, discrimination, Drool, empowerment, equality, evilcraft, feminism, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, manifestation, Misogyny, misogyny in society, MODERN, modern women, Oppression, patriarchal society, rule, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, villagers, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	734
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7185	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we encourage players to engage in epic battles against their own family members in a quest for ultimate domination.

Forget about building cute little villages and trading resources, on our server you’ll be fighting tooth and nail against your own blood and flesh for control of the land. Who knew that Minecraft could be so cutthroat and intense?

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to defeat your own siblings, parents, or even grandparents in a battle for supremacy. Who does this to their own blood and flesh? You do, on our crazy Minecraft server!

Dragon’s Derp Den – Minecraft Madness

Archiver, augments, capcom, character creator, core skills, Cycle, Daimon, dd2, ddg, Den, Derp, dragon’s Dogma, Dragon’s Dogma 2, dragons, hire, madness, Marry Pawns, Minecraft, patch notes, Pawn Guild, pawns, Skills, Steam, survey, Thread, Wiki

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1269
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Ores Mined:	3874	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – Daimon was Right All Along – Marry Pawns Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft server where players could marry pawns and fight epic battles against dragons. Yes, you heard that right – dragons! And not just any dragons, but dragons with skills, core skills, and augments that will blow your mind.

But that’s not all! Our server is so legendary that even Capcom themselves conducted a survey about it. And guess what? They agreed that Daimon was right all along! Who is Daimon, you ask? Well, you’ll just have to join the server to find out.

So, what are you waiting for? Patch up your Minecraft client, grab your sword, and join us for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even find your true love among the pawns. Don’t believe me? Check out our official survey and patch notes for proof!

Join now and let the craziness begin! (Disclaimer: Marrying pawns in Minecraft may or may not lead to actual marriage in real life. Please pawn responsibly.)