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Crafty Calculator Minecraft Server

academic pressure, academic stress, Calculator, college struggles, coping mechanisms, Crafty, CS degree, day drinking, end up day drinking, feeling overwhelmed, math frustration, math problems, mental health, Minecraft, procrastination, questioning choices, regretting CS degree, seeking help, self-doubt, Server, stress relief, struggling with math, Time management, try to do math

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9765
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	717111

Are you tired of trying to do math and ending up day drinking after 20 minutes? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and forget all about those pesky numbers as you embark on wild adventures and build epic structures. Our server is so fun, you’ll forget why you ever took a CS degree in the first place! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually portals to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers dance. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Age Gap Parents Minecraft SMP

age, Age gap parents, age gap relationships, family dynamics, family dynamics revealed, family history, family relationships, Family secrets, family secrets confessed, family secrets exposed, family secrets revealed, family secrets uncovered, gap, generational differences, intergenerational relationships, Minecraft, parental age difference, parents, smp, teenage parents, teenage pregnancy, unconventional family dynamics, unconventional family structure, unconventional parenting

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9445
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Alien Abductions:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Crops Grown:	5651	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Ores Mined:	2966	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Are you looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as my family tree? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and chaos of real life and dive into a world where anything is possible.

Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget all about your family secrets. Build your own empire, team up with other players to take on epic quests, and maybe even uncover some scandalous secrets of your own. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out your in-game dad is actually a wizard or your in-game mom is secretly a dragon in disguise.

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only thing more twisted than our family trees are the builds we create. Trust me, you won’t regret it – unless you count the hours you’ll spend laughing your blocky butt off!

MineCraftLoveCo

advice, balance, Boundaries, career, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Decision making, family, hobbies, long distance, love, MineCraftLoveCo, Music, Passion, Priorities, Reassurance, relationship, sacrifice, Support, trust issues

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8610
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Are you tired of choosing between your love for music and your sweet but clingy boyfriend? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own musical paradise!

On our server, you can create your own music-themed world where you can jam out to your heart’s content without any interruptions from needy partners. No more canceling plans or lying to your family just to have a few hours of peace.

Plus, our server is filled with supportive players who understand the importance of pursuing your passions. Say goodbye to ultimatums and hello to a community that encourages you to be your best musical self.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the music set you free from relationship drama!

GadgetGuru’s SMP: WearableWonder!

augmented reality, Communication, convenience, Customization, design, Entertainment, fashion, fitness tracker, FUNCTIONALITY, futuristic, GadgetGurus, health monitoring, innovation, long battery life, personal assistant, productivity, smart device, smp, Technology, user-friendly, virtual reality, wearable gadget, WearableWonder

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4564
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	84	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, so you never know when the whole thing will crash and send your character flying into the void. It’s like a surprise rollercoaster ride every time you log in!

2. Our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t worry, though, it’s a friendly chicken… most of the time.

3. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but the catch is you have to defeat a horde of evil bunnies to get to it. And trust me, these bunnies are no joke. They’ve been doing CrossFit.

4. Our community events include things like “Build a house blindfolded” and “Survive a night in the Nether with only a wooden sword.” It’s like Fear Factor, but with blocks!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery. And maybe some carrots for the laser chicken.

BookSequelCraft: The Quest Continues

book blog, book community, book discussion, book lovers, book recommendation, book review, book sequel, book series, bookish, bookish discussions, bookish tags, BookSequelCraft, bookworm, Character development, Continues, fan theories, Fiction, Literature, novel, plot continuation, Quest, reading, storytelling

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4591
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	1173	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Do you ever wish your favorite book had a sequel? Well, imagine if Minecraft had a sequel! Join our server and experience the thrilling continuation of the Minecraft story where Steve discovers a hidden underground civilization of talking creepers who just want to be friends. Will Steve be able to unite the overworld and the underworld in harmony? Find out on our server, where the adventure never ends and the possibilities are as endless as the blocks you can mine!

NAD+ Boosting Mitochondria Fun

alzheimer’s, anti-aging, BOOSTING, boosting agent, brain disorders, brain health, cellular health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, energy production, Fun, Longevity, Memory Loss, Mitochondria, Mitochondrial function, nad, neurodegenerative diseases, neuroinflammation, neuroprotection, nicotinamide mononucleotide, Oxidative Stress, stress response

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2238
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	126	New Chunks Explored:	517850
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Star Shards Collected:	126	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

LOL come join our minecraft server where we boost your NAD+ with our secret agent nicotinamide mononucleotide! Your mitochondria will be poppin’ like never before, especially when fighting off those pesky creepers in our world.

We’ve had players with Alzheimer’s join and their stress response improved so much, they even remembered where they left their diamonds! True story, bro. So come on over and let us boost your NAD+ while you build the most epic base ever. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

AndesShell Minecraft server

AndesShell, building, Community, Creative, Exploration, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Server, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1035
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Zombie Dances:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Potions Brewed:	25
Emeralds Found:	3148	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4

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Walz Blew It Minecraft Server

Blame, blame game, BLEW, Campaign, debate, democrats, Downfall, election, Failure, fucked up, kamala, landslide, Minecraft, Performance, Politics, Polls, retard, russia, Server, Tanking, trump, Vance, Walz

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	202
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Meteorites Collected:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9422
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Enchantments Applied:	212
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own virtual paradise and avoid the drama of politics. Join us and leave the RUSSIA! RUSSIA! RUSSIA! drama behind, just like Kamala should have done after that debate disaster. And as for Walz, well, let’s just say he’s not invited to our server – we don’t need any more screw-ups here! So come on over and let’s build a world where Trump winning in a landslide is just a distant memory.

Minecraft SMP – Male Stable Diffusion General

AI boorus, amd, catbox, controlnet, CPU, cuntboys, diffusion, Extras, futa, general, guides, Learn to inpaint, LOCAL SETUP, LoRAs, Male, Male only, Male Stable Diffusion General, Minecraft, models, msdg, No females, nvidia, Online pose editor, Openpose editor extension, Optimize Stable Diffusion, Resources, smp, Stable, Stable Diffusion installation guide, Stable Diffusion wikis, Train LORAs, Trans

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9596
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Zombie Dances:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft SMP server ever! This server is strictly for males only, no females, cuntboys, futa, or trans allowed. Why? Because we like to keep things manly and testosterone-filled around here.

But don’t worry, we have all the resources you need to create the most epic builds and mods. From models to LORAs to ControlNet, we’ve got you covered. And if you’re not sure how to set everything up, we have guides for Nvidia, AMD, and even CPU users. We’ll have you optimizing Stable Diffusion like a pro in no time.

And let’s not forget about the insane stories and guides we have. Learn to inpaint, train LORAs, and check out our Stable Diffusion wikis for all the info you need. Plus, we have AI boorus for all your AI needs.

So why join this Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server that’s this wild, this exclusive, and this manly? Join now and let the madness begin!

BabyBumpReveal Minecraft Server

BabyBumpReveal, birthday dinner, Boundaries, celebration, Communication, Conflict, consideration, Disappointment, emotions, Empathy, event planning, family, family dynamics, Honesty, Minecraft, misunderstanding, pregnancy announcement, relationships, Resentment, Server, sibling, sister-in-law, Upset

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9792
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no family drama will ruin your birthday dinner! Unlike real life, on our server, you can celebrate your 30th birthday without any surprise announcements stealing your thunder.

Join us and build your dream birthday party, complete with cake, presents, and no unexpected baby news. Our server is the perfect place to escape the chaos of real life and enjoy a drama-free celebration.

Don’t let family drama ruin your special day – join our Minecraft server and party like it’s your 30th birthday every day! No cancellation fees, no awkward conversations, just pure birthday bliss. See you there!