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Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 7968 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 20 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 5466 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2578 |
Zombie Dances: | 8 | Dimension Hops: | 13 |
Our server is perfect for those who have experience fending for themselves, just like the OP who learned to cook at a young age because their parents were too busy being useless. But don’t worry, we won’t ask you to teach your stepsiblings how to survive in the game – that’s your job in real life, not in Minecraft!
Join now and experience the chaos of living with a dysfunctional family, minus the real-life drama. Who needs therapy when you can just play on our server and laugh at all the ridiculous situations that come up? So come on, join us and let’s see if you’re the ultimate survivor in both Minecraft and real life!