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| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 3074 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 132 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 20 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got pigs flying, cows doing the cha cha slide, and creepers breakdancing. it’s a whole party up in here, man.
you gotta join this server because, like, the peace plan is gonna be ready by November, just like Zelenskyy said. we gonna have all the mobs living in harmony, no more fighting or blowing stuff up. it’s gonna be lit, bro.
plus, we got a secret underground disco where you can boogie with the Endermen and party with the skeletons. it’s like Studio 54 but with more zombies.
so come on down to this server, where the only thing you’ll be fighting is the urge to dance all night long. peace out, homies.
