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Quote4U Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9631
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	209	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Votes:	2832	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	376
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Dimension Hops:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of cake, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

And if you’re feeling down, just remember the wise words of our server mascot, Sir Squishy the Chicken, who once said, “When life gives you creepers, make creeperade!” So come join us and let the madness begin!

CheeseCraftersUnited

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	802
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Dimension Hops:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	14

Are you tired of boring old servers that are as bland as a slice of American cheese? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server! Our server is like the Gouda of Minecraft servers – smooth, creamy, and oh so delicious.

Join us and experience the cheesiest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. From fighting off hordes of evil cows trying to steal your cheese to building a giant cheese fortress to protect yourself from the dreaded Cheese Monster, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Cheese Olympics, where players compete in events like cheese rolling, cheese stacking, and the infamous cheese eating contest. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cheese – what more could you ask for?

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level of cheesiness, come join us on our server. Trust us, you won’t brie disappointed!

PakCraft Server: Southport Attack Hoax

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1028
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36

so, liek, come join our epic minecraft server cuz we got more drama than a soap opera in pakistan. we got this dude gettin charged over some crazy attack in southport, uk. but dont worry, our server is totally safe… unless u count the creeper explosions lol. join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this news story. plus, our community is so lit, u wont even miss all the fake news drama. so grab ur pickaxe and come mine with us, cuz this server is the bomb… literally.

RostovRaidersMC

air defense, border disputes, defense capabilities, defense systems, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international conflict, international relations, military conflict, military escalation, Military operations, military technology, missile strike, Rostov region, RostovRaidersMC, russia, russian military, S-300 missile system, Ukraine, Ukrainian military, WARFARE

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8902
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Farms Harvested:	681
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got crazier battles than Ukraine strikin’ a S-300 missile system in Russia’s Rostov region! We got mobs that’ll make u pee ur pants, and dungeons so tough even Herobrine would cry. Plus, our community is tighter than a creeper’s hug, so u’ll never feel alone in dis blocky world. Come join da fun, cuz we’re more lit than a nether portal party!

BifidoCraft: Brainy Baby Development

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9736
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ores Mined:	4228
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1

yo, so like, dis minecraft server be like no other, fam. lemme tell ya, if ya join dis server, ya gonna have da most lit time ever.

so get dis, right? da server got dis crazy feature where if ya mama had da right gut bacteria when she was preggo wit ya, den ya gonna have da best brain development in da game. like, imagine havin a big brain in minecraft, u gonna be buildin dem epic structures and redstone contraptions like a pro.

we got dis bacteria called Bifidobacterium breve, and if ya mama had dat in her gut during pregnancy, den u gonna be unstoppable in dis server. so come join us and let’s see if ya mama had da good bacteria to make u a minecraft genius. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on dis wild ride.

”’/pol/ Kingdom Minecraft Server”’

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7323
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Divine Spears Created:	29
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Towns Built:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and meme-filled Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on King of /pol/ for a wild ride through the depths of internet culture and political satire.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server was founded by a group of rogue meme lords who were banished from every other server for their outrageous shenanigans. Now, they roam the virtual lands of Minecraft, spreading chaos and hilarity wherever they go.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Imagine facing off against a horde of players wielding nothing but Pepe swords and NPC armor. It’s a sight to behold, my friend.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you see our custom builds. From giant statues of Harambe to pixel art of your favorite political figures, our server is a visual feast for the eyes.

So come join us on King of /pol/ and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BBC_Bedrock_Bros_MinecraftSMP

BBC meme, BBC_Bedrock_Bros_MinecraftSMP, better in bed, black men, controversial topics, cultural beliefs, Femanons, Interracial Relationships, raceplay fetish, racial dynamics, sexual experiences, sexual myths, sexual performance, sexual preferences, sexual satisfaction, sexual stereotypes, societal perceptions, Stereotypes, taboo subjects, tabooness

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1974
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Divine Spears Created:	25
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mines Excavated:	4301	Star Shards Collected:	249
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We’ve got black men who are supposedly better in bed on average – who knew Minecraft could be so spicy? And don’t even get us started on the BBC meme, it’s practically a religion on our server. So if you’re looking for some wild adventures, outrageous stories, and maybe even a little raceplay fetish thrown in, then this is the place for you! Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other.

F*ckCraft: Build, Mine, Swear!

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5492
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	414
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even say “fuck” without getting banned? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you potty-mouthed players out there.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and of course, plenty of opportunities to drop the F-bomb in all its glory. Whether you’re cursing out creepers or just expressing your frustration at constantly dying in lava, this server is the place to let loose and embrace your inner sailor.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathery tyranny? The choice is yours.

So come on down to our server and let your profanity flag fly high. Just remember to watch your language around the villagers – they’re a sensitive bunch.

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7594
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Gods Slained:	1
New Chunks Explored:	511331	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Holy Grails Found:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

LOL this server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of cheese! Join now for the chance to battle Putin in a Minecraft showdown! We promise it’s more intense than Ukraine’s Kursk incursion (whatever that is)! Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat Putin, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal cheesiness! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

Redstone Revolution

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4369
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Zombie Dances:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where you can be a russian soldier fighting in epic battles against the enemy!! we have crazy intense battles where you can lose 1,210 soldiers and 60 artillery systems in just ONE DAY!! it’s like the hunger games but with blocky graphics and creepers instead of mutts!! join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos!! #russiansoldierminecraftbattle #creeperhungergames