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Abnormal SMP: Where creepers throw surprise birthday parties!

Abnormal, Adventures, Balanced, Biomes, Birthday, Builds, Community, creativity, CREEPERS, donator ranks, Economy, Engaging, exclusive perks, Griefers, Land Claims, Minecraft, Parties, Players, Server, skill levels, smp, Surprise, Survival, teaming up, teamwork, throw

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1185
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

NormalSMP Minecraft Server Overview

IP	NormalSMP.crafted.pro

Dive into a true survival experience with a twist! NormalSMP is a community-focused Minecraft server where players of all skill levels can enjoy a balanced, engaging survival world. Whether you’re building your dream base, exploring vast biomes, or teaming up with friends to tackle challenging adventures, NormalSMP has something for everyone.

Why Choose NormalSMP?

Community-Driven: Join a friendly, active community that values teamwork, creativity, and fair play.
Land Claims: Protect your hard-earned creations with our land claim system, ensuring your builds stay safe from griefers.
Balanced Economy: Earn, trade, and spend in our player-driven economy, where every block counts.
Donator Ranks: Support the server and unlock exclusive perks! Choose from four unique donator ranks, each offering special benefits to enhance your gameplay experience.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the NormalSMP server?	You can join by connecting to the IP address NormalSMP.crafted.pro in your Minecraft client.
Are there any rules on the NormalSMP server?	Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. You can find the rules listed on our website or in-game.
Can I protect my builds from griefing?	Yes, you can protect your builds by using the land claim system on the NormalSMP server. This will prevent other players from destroying or altering your creations.
Are there any special perks for donators?	Yes, we offer four unique donator ranks on the NormalSMP server, each with exclusive perks to enhance your gameplay experience. By supporting the server, you can access these special benefits.

Chad’s Block Party Minecraft Server

alpha males, BLOCK, Chads, conquests, Daughters, death, DOMINANCE, Fatherhood, Legacy, legend, Lethal, Masculinity, Minecraft, Myth, neglectful, parenting, Party, patriarch, Server, Sons, Survival, Training, warrior, womanizer

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2787
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Animals Bred:	27	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is run by the biggest chad of all time from /a/! This guy has had sex with almost 100 women, creating a whole army of sons and who knows how many daughters. Are the santias also his? Who knows, but one thing is for sure – he never takes care of them!

But wait, there’s more! This chad sends all of his boys to lethal places to train, making sure they are the toughest warriors in all of Minecraft. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, he dies before the few surviving sons can beat him up to death. Talk about a plot twist!

So if you want to join a Minecraft server with insane stories, outrageous reasons to play, and a chad of epic proportions, then come join us now! Who knows what kind of chaos and madness awaits you on this wild server.

The Nomad Games Minecraft SMP

Archery, Astana Times, Central Asia, cultural events, cultural exchange, Ethnic Sports, games, Global Sporting Event, horseback riding, international competition, kazakh culture, Kazakh National Team, Kazakhstan, Minecraft, Nomad, Nomad Games, nomadic culture, smp, sporting events, sports, traditional games, traditional sports, World Nomad Games, wrestling

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4706
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the Fifth World Nomad Games of Minecraft SMPs! Our Kazakh national team is competing in ten sports, including Creeper Javelin Throw, Enderman Wrestling, and Zombie Archery! Join us on Sept 9 for a wild ride filled with epic battles and crazy challenges. Who needs diamonds when you can win gold medals in our server? Don’t miss out on the action – join now and become a Minecraft champion!

TurkeyTales Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Celiac’s, Communication, Cooking, Dino nuggets, family drama, Family Reunion, Fish, Ham, Keto, Kosher, Maturity, menu planning, Minecraft, Oscar Meyer, picky eaters, Server, smoker, Thanksgiving, turkey, TurkeyTales, vegan, Vegetarian

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2897
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Falling into the Void:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a family Thanksgiving dinner with 53 people? Look no further! Our server is like trying to plan a menu for a family with every dietary restriction under the sun – from kosher to keto to vegan, we’ve got it all!

Join us and experience the drama of trying to please everyone, just like dealing with that one picky kid who only eats dino nuggets. And if you’re a turkey lover, don’t worry – we’ve got a special surprise for you, courtesy of our very own BIL who will be cooking a turkey just for you!

So if you’re ready for a server that’s more intense than a family argument over who gets the last piece of pie, come join us! Just be prepared for some passive-aggressive texts and maybe even a call from your mom telling you to be more mature. It’s all part of the fun on our server – are you ready to join the madness?

DadlessCraft

bride’s choice, DadlessCraft, Emotional support, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, father daughter relationship, father-daughter bond, father-daughter conflict, father-daughter estrangement, father’s absence, father’s approval, father’s role, marriage traditions, walking down the aisle, wedding ceremony, wedding decisions, wedding etiquette, wedding planning, wedding traditions

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2589
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family relationships? Look no further than our server! Join us and leave all that emotional baggage behind as you embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that this player became the richest and most powerful in all the land, all thanks to our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to magical creatures like flying pigs, dancing llamas, and even talking chickens. You never know what wacky surprises await you around every corner.

So, if you’re looking for a place to escape, have fun, and maybe even find some hidden treasures, join our Minecraft server today! Who needs a dad to walk you down the aisle when you can walk down the pixelated path to adventure with us?

SchooledByMinecraftSMP

academic pressure, bad teacher, bullying, detention, difficult test, education, Embarrassing moment, exclusion, failed exam, harsh criticism, mean classmates, negative experience, peer pressure, public speaking, School, school performance, SchooledByMinecraftSMP, schoolyard fight, social anxiety, traumatic experience, worst memory

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3775
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Crops Grown:	1108
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Remember that time in school when you accidentally called your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class? Well, imagine if that happened in our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride of embarrassing moments and hilarious mishaps as we navigate through the virtual world together. Who knows, you might even find yourself accidentally building a giant statue of a potato instead of a castle. So come on, join us and make memories that will have you laughing for years to come!

BlockyBodz: Craft Your Fit

Accountability, BlockyBodz, Consistency, Craft, dieting, Exercise, fit, FITNESS, goal-setting, Healthy Eating, hydration, lifestyle changes, meal planning, motivation, patience, portion control, progress tracking, self-care, self-discipline, Sleep, Stress Management, support system, weight loss

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3144
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Zombie Dances:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	160	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of being a blocky blob in Minecraft? Join our server and watch the pounds melt away as you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers! Our secret potion recipes will have you slimming down in no time, guaranteed! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where gravity is reversed, so you’ll be weightless in no time! Join now and say goodbye to that pesky extra weight!

SpacewalkCraft Minecraft Server

aerospace, billionaire, billionaire astronaut, billionaire space race, commercial spaceflight, earth orbit, Exploration, high above Earth, historic spacewalk, innovation, Minecraft, outer space, private space industry, private spacewalk, Server, Space, space tourism, Space Travel, Spacewalk, SpacewalkCraft, Tech, Technology

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1636
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Void Armor Forged:	18	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ores Mined:	3098
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9

so, like, imagine this, right? there’s this tech billionaire dude, and he’s, like, floating around in space, just chillin’ and stuff. and get this, he’s not even in a spaceship or anything, he’s just out there, walkin’ in space like it’s no big deal.

and guess what? he’s so rich, he’s got his own private space suit and everything. like, he’s out there, fixin’ satellites and takin’ selfies with the Earth in the background. it’s wild, man.

so, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure, you gotta join our Minecraft server. we’ve got space-themed builds and mini-games that’ll make you feel like you’re floatin’ in zero gravity. plus, we’ve got a secret warp that takes you to a hidden space station where you can hang out with the billionaire dude himself.

come join us and experience the ultimate spacewalk of a lifetime. trust me, it’s outta this world!

NHSReformOrDieCraft

Die, Government, health system, Healthcare, healthcare crisis, healthcare funding, healthcare infrastructure, healthcare management, healthcare policy, healthcare reform, healthcare services, Keir Starmer, labour party, NATIONAL HEALTH SERVICE, NHS, NHSReformOrDieCraft, Politics, public health, REFORM, uk, United Kingdom

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8193
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

lol imagine if the NHS was a minecraft server, it would be like “join our server or die” LMAO. Keir Starmer be like “we need to reform our server or it’s game over” 😂 come join our server for some epic healthcare adventures, we got zombie doctors and skeleton nurses ready to treat your pixelated wounds. Don’t miss out on the chance to respawn in our hospital beds, it’s a real life-saver (literally). So hop on our server and let’s save lives together, one block at a time! 🏥💉 #NHSminecraftserver #reformordie

Mega DisasterCraft: Great Dying Fun

catastrophic weather, climate change, climate patterns, climate science, disastercraft, Droughts, Dying, earth’s history, environmental disaster, extinction event, Floods, Fun, global temperatures, Great, Great Dying, historical events, mass extinction, Mega, Mega El Niños, natural disasters, researchers, Science, scientific study, weather patterns, Wildfires

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6483
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Magic Items Found:	7971

come join our minecraft server where we recreate the mega el niño apocalypse but with a twist! instead of causing mass extinction, it just makes everything super wacky and fun! imagine riding a llama through a wildfire or building a house on a flood plain! the chaos never ends on our server, where every day is a new adventure in surviving the elements. join now and see if you have what it takes to thrive in the midst of catastrophic weather and total mayhem!