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Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 615 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 19 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant statue of yourself and then having it come to life and fight off hordes of zombie chickens.
But wait, there’s more! How about a treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you the power to fly?
And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where the DJ is a creeper who drops sick beats while exploding in a rainbow of colors.
So come on, join our server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember, would you fucke me? I’d fucke me.