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JP Bros Help Me Please Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1351
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Potions Brewed:	110
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	192	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through a Japanese light novel! We’ve got mysterious plots, crazy characters, and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Join us and uncover the secrets of the Lycoris LN, where Google Translate can’t be trusted and anything can happen. Will you uncover the truth behind this enigmatic world, or will you get lost in translation? Only one way to find out – join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Smart TV Minecraft SMP Camera Squad

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7395
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Enchantments Applied:	78
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Void Gems Collected:	28

So, picture this: you’re chilling in your base on our epic Minecraft SMP, minding your own business, when suddenly your Smart TV starts talking to you! Turns out, there’s a secret camera hidden in the TV and it’s been watching your every move. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join our SMP for a chance to have your every move monitored by a sneaky TV camera – who knows what kind of shenanigans it’ll catch you doing! Plus, you never know when the TV might start giving you helpful tips on how to survive in the wild world of Minecraft. So come join us and let the surveillance begin!

Safety & Effectiveness Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7924
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Towns Built:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mines Excavated:	4812

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the virtual world!

Join our server and embark on a quest to uncover the hidden treasures of the Trump Tower, rumored to be filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the tower is guarded by a gang of mischievous creepers who are loyal to their leader, the one and only Trump himself!

But that’s not all, rumor has it that Trump has hidden secret messages in the form of redstone contraptions all over the server. Crack the code and you may just unlock the ultimate power-up that will make you the most powerful player in the game!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the thrill of a lifetime? Trust us, this server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

Obsessed with Trying Minecraft SMP Normalize Sex Before Love

Beliefs, Commitment, DATING, deep connections, emotional attachment, emotional connection, emotional intimacy, Intimacy, love, love over sex, meaningful relationships, Minecraft, modern dating, Normalize, normalize sex, obsessed, prioritize, relationships, ROMANTICIZE, sex, smp, societal norms, trivialize, VALUES

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9195
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Towns Built:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Ores Mined:	9471	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our players are on a mission to normalize the most absurd things, like eating cake with a fork and wearing diamond armor to bed. But their latest obsession? Normalizing sex before love because they believe it’s the key to unlocking the ultimate power in the game.

Join us if you want to witness players building heart-shaped houses for their one-night stands or organizing speed dating events in the Nether. Who needs love when you have a diamond pickaxe, am I right?

But be warned, things can get pretty wild on this server. Rumor has it that one player tried to propose to a creeper thinking it was their soulmate. And don’t even get me started on the love triangle that formed between a player, a villager, and a wandering trader.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as it is hilarious, come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a bucket of water to cool things down when they get too steamy.

Brazil Numba One Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8296
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Brazilian players discovered a magical portal that transported them to a land filled with diamonds, emeralds, and endless possibilities. They quickly realized that Brazil was truly “numba one” in Minecraft skills, and they wanted to share their greatness with the world.

Join this server if you want to learn the secret dance of the Brazilian Minecraft gods, which will give you superhuman mining abilities and the power to summon a pet parrot to follow you around and sing Justin Bieber songs. Not convinced yet? How about this – every full moon, a giant boss mob in the shape of a giant pineapple appears, and only the bravest players can defeat it and claim its loot of enchanted golden bananas.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild adventure and become a part of the Brazil numba one Minecraft family. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity along the way. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

SMP Minecraft SMP: /sus/ Thread #1061 – U.R. SUCK Edition

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9053
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Potions Brewed:	84	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	760
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! How about joining us for some “Asgore Angst” where the drama is so intense, even the creepers are shedding tears. And don’t forget to check out “Forever Young” where age is just a number and we’re all perpetually stuck in a state of eternal youth.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a tail sensation or heading off to college in the world of Minecraft. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our server!

SplashCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6095
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Towns Built:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you’re swimming in sponsors, getting free stuff left and right just for playing. And get this – one time, a player actually got to play a game with Hitler in it and totally destroyed his ball! Talk about a legendary moment in gaming history. So come join us on this wild and wacky server where anything can happen – you won’t regret it!

The Jobbed Itis Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1274
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Divine Spears Created:	23
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Emeralds Found:	7390
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Towns Built:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP for the chance to battle it out in epic events like the Thanksplosion Battle Royal! Will you be able to defeat the mighty Itis and claim victory, or will you end up jobbing like our unfortunate friend here? Only one way to find out – join us today and embark on wild adventures, crazy battles, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until you fall off your couch!

Game On Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8698
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9654
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Have you ever wanted to bring all your favorite video game characters together in one epic adventure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! Picture this: Mario, Sonic, Master Chief, and even Pikachu teaming up to take on the Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with Creeper” where you have to pass around a live Creeper before it explodes. And don’t forget about our “Zombie Dance Party” where the undead get down and boogie to thriller.

Join us now and experience the most insane crossover event in Minecraft history. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become best friends with your favorite video game character!

Dolphins @ Packers Thanksgivingbowl Minecraft SMP Thread

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	296
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Farms Harvested:	564	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against a horde of evil chickens, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face here.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor guarded by a pack of friendly wolves wearing sunglasses.

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there). Trust us, you won’t regret it!