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BlockShock: Breaking Bad News

sensitive topics, News, breaking difficult news, BREAKING, sharing difficult news

Have you ever had to tell someone that their pet rock ran away? Well, that’s nothing compared to the epic adventures and shenanigans you’ll experience on our Minecraft server! Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing.

Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself asked for a VIP pass just to hang out with us. We have secret treasure hunts where the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato and epic PvP battles where the winner gets a pet dragon named Fluffy.

So, if you’re ready to break the news to your friends that you’ve found the most insane Minecraft server in existence, then join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

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Sandwich Bananza: The Not-So-Boring Minecraft Server for Adults with 1.21+ and Voice Chat!

basic rules, Fun Events, Diamond Economy, sandwich, Armor stand arms

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.21.1 (Hermitcraft inspired)
Addons	Minimal addons (Playerheads, Armor stand arms, invisible item frames)
Player Base	Dedicated with fun events
Economy	Diamond economy
Rules	No griefing, no cheating, etc…

Contact plooop on discord to join or join through the discord: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4

FAQ

Q: How old is the server?

A: The server is 2 months old

Q: Is the server whitelisted?

A: Yes, the server is whitelisted

Q: What is the average age range of players on the server?

A: The average age range is lower 20s, but we have a wide range of ages

Q: Can new players join?

A: Yes, the server is friendly to new players

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Contact plooop on discord to join or join through the provided discord link

Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

Kuro 2, hajimari, Minecraft, trails in the sky, Crafty

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so insane, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park. Join us for a crazy adventure filled with more twists and turns than a maze made of redstone!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at. From flying pigs to talking villagers, you never know what you’ll encounter next. Plus, our community is so friendly, you’ll feel like you’re surrounded by a pack of wolves ready to protect you from any Endermen that come your way.

But wait, there’s more! We have special events that are crazier than a creeper riding a minecart. From building competitions to treasure hunts, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on our custom mini-games – they’re so fun, you’ll forget you’re even playing Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

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Crypto King Minecraft SMP

Défi, ethereum, smart contracts, asset allocation, Investment

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about what to buy with your diamonds again! Our server is so wild that you’ll be trading diamonds for enchanted golden carrots, flying pigs, and even a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at creepers. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of crazy economy anywhere else!

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WalmartWarriorCraft

OBLIGATION, Assistance, moral responsibility, Defending, Help

Are you tired of dealing with entitled pregnant women at Walmart? Well, join our Minecraft server where pregnant women can’t demand help from players on their break! Our server is full of chivalrous players who will only help you if you ask nicely and respect their boundaries. Plus, if you encounter any entitled individuals, you can just walk away without any judgment from us! Join now and leave the drama at the door (or at the end of the aisle)!

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PandemicPickle – Minecraft SMP

mental health, return to normal, school closures, pre-pandemic, vaccination rates

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera in the Nether.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their entire base into a giant statue of a potato. And that’s not even the craziest thing that’s happened here! We’ve had players ride pigs off cliffs, build secret underground lairs filled with llamas, and even start a sheep rebellion against the cows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mysterious creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Some say it’s a glitch, others say it’s a curse, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find anything like it anywhere else.

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

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CompliCraft: Best Praise Ever!

encouraging remarks, nicest compliment, CompliCraft, kind words, heartfelt praise

Oh, honey, let me tell you about the most epic compliment I ever got! So I was playing on this Minecraft server and someone told me my pixelated avatar looked like a majestic unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a diamond-encrusted cupcake. Can you believe that?! I knew right then and there that this server was the place to be for all the cool kids. Join us and bask in the glory of compliments that will make your virtual heart swell with pride!

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Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

military support, geopolitical strategy, arms sales, military equipment, national security

so, like, this server is like, the bomb, literally! we got $375 million worth of security assistance, like, what even is that? we got these American Joint Standoff Weapon glide bombs, like, whoa, that’s some serious firepower, bro. imagine, like, blowing up creepers and zombies with these bad boys, it’s gonna be epic! join now and be part of the most explosive Minecraft server ever! boom!

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TrudeauCraft2021

Canadian Prime Minister, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, Vote of No Confidence, Canadian politics, Canadian Parliament

so like, u know how canada has a prime minister named trudeau? well, he like totally survived a vote of no confidence on this server! it was crazy, like all the players were voting and stuff, but trudeau was just like nah bro, i got this. so if u wanna be part of a server where even the prime minister can survive a vote of no confidence, then u gotta join us! plus, we have like the best pixel art of maple syrup and beavers, it’s lit fam. come join the fun and see if u can survive a vote of no confidence too!

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Mobility Challenged Warriors

societal norms, limited mobility, ancient societies, grave site, ancient Italy

Yo, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got warriors rollin’ around like they own the place, even if they got limited mobility! Imagine tryna fight off creepers and zombies with just one leg, that’s some next level skills right there. Plus, we got ancient Italy vibes goin’ on, so you can pretend you’re a gladiator or somethin’. Who needs full mobility when you got mad PvP skills, amirite? So come join us and show off your disability warrior swag, it’s gonna be lit!

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