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CraftyAzerOppMCServ

activism, Assassination, azerbaijan, brutal attack, Conflict, CraftyAzerOppMCServ, crime, Democracy, dies, Exile, Figure, France, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, investigation, Justice, opposition, opposition movement, Politics, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	736
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Void Gems Collected:	24
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Holy Grails Found:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

hey u! ya u! r u bored of ur lame minecraft server? well come join our EPIC server where u can build ur own castle and ride unicorns into battle! we got dragons, flying pigs, and even a secret underground disco party!

one time, a player tried to steal diamonds from another player’s chest, but little did they know the chest was booby trapped with TNT! it was a blast, literally!

join now and become the ultimate minecraft warrior! trust us, u won’t regret it! unless u don’t like fun, then maybe u will regret it. but who doesn’t like fun? lol!

CraftyBibi’sBoomTime

Assassination, Conflict, controversy, CraftyBibisBoomTime, Diplomacy, elections, Government, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Nasrallah, Netanyahu, Politics, Polls, popularity surge, prime minister, public opinion, SECURITY, Support

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2557
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where we have the craziest events like a dance party with creepers and a pig riding competition!

we have the best community where everyone is a meme lord and we all speak in only minecraft villager noises.

rumor has it that if you join our server, you will become a minecraft pro overnight and notch himself will appear to give you a high five.

plus, our server is so lit that even Netanyahu’s popularity surged in the polls after Nasrallah’s assassination. join now before herobrine steals all the diamonds!

Zero Infinity Craft

closer to infinity, closer to zero, Craft, infinite values, Infinity, mathematical concepts, mathematical principles, mathematical properties, mathematical theory, Mathematics, number, numerical analysis, numerical comparisons, numerical distance, numerical proximity, numerical relationships, numerical values, Zero, zero point, zero vs infinity

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5386
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Zombie Dances:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Underground Cities Explored:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28

join dis minecraft server if u want ur brain to explode with fun and craziness. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds. our creepers are trained to do the macarena before they explode. u can ride on a llama that shoots fireballs out of its butt. every time u mine a block, a unicorn poops out a rainbow. our ender dragon is actually a friendly giant kitten that just wants belly rubs. trust me, every number is closer to zero than to infinity on this server. u don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

Air Block Brainiacs

Air, air contaminants, air pollution, air quality, BLOCK, brain development, brain health, Brainiacs, childhood exposure, children’s health, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, developmental delays, environmental hazards, environmental toxins, long-term effects, mental health, neurodevelopmental disorders, neurological effects, Neurotoxicity, pollution exposure, public health, respiratory system

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3026
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Divine Spears Created:	27	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

so, like, u know how u breathe in air every day? well, turns out that air is full of brain-damaging stuff that can mess with ur head. but fear not, my fellow gamers, cuz on our epic minecraft server, u can escape the pollution of the real world and dive into a world where the only thing in the air is the sweet smell of victory!

join us on this server where u can build ur own brainy paradise and never have to worry about those pesky pollutants again. plus, rumor has it that the more u play, the smarter u get! so why wait? come join us and let’s get those brain juices flowing!

Enlightened Minecraft Server

acceptance, bald, Breakup, Buddhism, Clarity, crow, Depressed, dream, Emotional healing, Enlightened, enlightenment, ex girlfriend, insomnia, letting go, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, self-care, Server, sunset, Theme Park, Therapy

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6075
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	23	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Votes:	5086	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Are you tired of therapy fees and talking about your feelings? Join our Minecraft server and reach enlightenment like never before! Our server is so magical, it cured a 25-year-old’s depression and baldness in just one dream! Imagine walking around a theme park, talking openly with your ex, only to have a crow fall into your lap and make everything better. Say goodbye to your ex and hello to inner peace, all thanks to our mystical Minecraft server. Who needs therapy when you have crows and sunsets in the virtual world? Join now and start your journey to enlightenment!

Anime Queen Minecraft SMP

animated women, Anime, anime characters, anime heroines, Anime Series, Female Characters, female empowerment, Female fighters, female leads, female powerhouses, Female Protagonists, Female Role Models, female strength, female warriors, fictional characters, fictional women, Minecraft, powerful women, Queen, smp, strong females, strongest female

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1270
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn! And rumor has it, if you defeat the unicorn in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary anime warrior, Lady LavaLash, who can defeat any mob with just a flick of her wrist! Rumor has it she once took down a horde of creepers using only a carrot and a rubber chicken!

So if you want to test your skills against the craziest challenges and meet the most outrageous characters, then join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might even become the next meme sensation of the server!

FormDenial Minecraft Server

clipboard, denying, Duplicates, form, FormDenial, ID number, last four digits, library, Minecraft, name and address, outreach group, Personal Info, personal information, reasonable stance, registration, scam, Server, studying, suspicious, UNCOMFORTABLE, update, voter registration form, weird

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1619
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mines Excavated:	3094	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Falling into the Void:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Are you tired of strangers approaching you in libraries and asking for your personal information? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is a safe haven from creepy clipboard-wielding individuals!

Join our server and never worry about being pressured into filling out sketchy forms again. Our community is full of players who respect your privacy and won’t ask for your ID number or last four digits (unless it’s for a totally legit in-game quest, of course).

Avoid scams and weird encounters by immersing yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle. So come join us and leave the shady clipboard people behind – they have no power here!

WifeAFKNoHardWork

childcare, communication problems, division of labor, emotional labor, family dynamics, Gender Roles, hard chores, household responsibilities, marriage issues, parenting challenges, prioritizing tasks, relationship conflicts, Resentment, self-care, sharing responsibilities, Time management, weekend chores, WifeAFKNoHardWork, work-life balance, working parents, Yardwork

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8528
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Magic Items Found:	3067	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Crops Grown:	9138	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the thrill of a lifetime? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate challenge of trying to fold a fitted sheet while dodging creepers and zombies!

Just like this husband who is tired of doing all the yardwork while his wife takes random days off, you’ll find yourself in a similar situation on our server. Except instead of mowing the lawn, you’ll be fighting off mobs and collecting resources to survive.

And just like this wife who refuses to do the hard chores, you’ll have to face the toughest challenges on our server. Can you handle the pressure of building epic structures and battling other players while still finding time to relax and watch football? Join now and find out!

GovtCoverUpMinecraftSMP

#classified information, Conspiracy, Corruption, cover-up exposed, Deception, government cover-up, government deception, government lies, government manipulation, government transparency, GovtCoverUpMinecraftSMP, hidden agenda., Hidden Truth, investigative journalism, national security, political cover-up, political secrets, scandal, suppressed information, truth revealed, Whistleblower

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6143
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Buildings Constructed:	33	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Emeralds Found:	9705
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the government is always up to some shady business! Join us for a chance to uncover top-secret government conspiracies that they don’t want you to know about.

Rumor has it that the government almost got away with covering up the fact that they’ve been using Minecraft to secretly train their elite ninja army. Yes, you heard that right – ninja army! Join our SMP and help us expose the truth before it’s too late.

But that’s not all – we’ve also heard whispers of a secret underground bunker hidden somewhere in the world, filled with rare loot and treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to find it and claim the riches for yourself?

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of mystery, intrigue, and ninja warfare, then join our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover and what adventures await you in this crazy, government-controlled world!

CraftyFamilyFun

anger management, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, CraftyFamilyFun, Cultural differences, emotional baggage, Empathy, family conflict, financial issues, generational differences, healthy relationships, lack of boundaries, Parenting styles, Respect, sibling rivalry, stress, Therapy, Trust, Understanding, unresolved issues

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7306
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Dimension Hops:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Look no further! Our server is like a dysfunctional family, but with creepers and diamonds instead of siblings and chores. Join us for epic battles over who gets the last enchanted sword, heated debates on the best way to build a castle, and wild adventures that will make your real family seem boring in comparison. So if you’re ready to spice up your Minecraft experience and have a laugh along the way, come join us! Who needs family therapy when you have our server to escape to?