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Welcome to the Boomer’s Retirement Home for Minecraft Survivalists! Join now!

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5216
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8291	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Minecraft Bedrock Realm Server

Overview
Hello there! I’m looking for people to join my bedrock realm, it’s longterm, and interactive. I’m thinking that people could claim a biome and make their own clans, along with this there could be roleplay aspects depending on people’s interest. If you’d like to join please inbox me to take the application, it’s quick and easy.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, please inbox me to take the application. It’s quick and easy.
What kind of server is this?	This server is a longterm, interactive bedrock realm where players can claim biomes, create clans, and participate in roleplay aspects if interested.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?	Yes, there are specific rules that must be followed to ensure a positive and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. These rules will be provided upon joining the server.
Is this server vanilla or modded?	This server is vanilla.

Blocky Blacked Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7279
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the B in BA stands for Blacked! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low and twerking to the beat of the jukebox. 2. Our diamond mines are so rich, they make Jeff Bezos look like a broke peasant. 3. The villagers in our server have PhDs in trading and will haggle with you like you’ve never seen before. 4. Our Nether portal is actually a secret entrance to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying llamas and chickens rule the land. 5. Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest, craziest adventures you’ll ever have in blocky pixel form!

Lost Virginity to Escort on Tuesday Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1129
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ores Mined:	699	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about losing your virginity to an escort again! Our server is filled with so many exciting adventures and challenges that you won’t have time for anything else. Plus, who needs escorts when you can have a virtual girlfriend made out of blocks? Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying. So come join us and leave all your escort-related worries behind!

SisCraft: The Parentification Trauma Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	207
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Are you tired of family drama and guilt trips? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where you can build to your heart’s content without any emotional baggage!

Our server is the perfect escape for those who have been raised by their siblings and need a break from family obligations. Our oldest sister (40F) may have sacrificed her own childhood to raise her younger siblings, but on our server, she can finally relax and unwind without any triggers.

With 16 children between the five siblings, family gatherings can get a little hectic. But on our server, there’s no need to worry about excluding anyone or dealing with guilt trips. Build your own virtual family and invite whoever you want – no judgment here!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape family drama and focus on building your dream world, join us now! Who needs real-life siblings when you have a virtual family of blocks and pixels?

10KidsNoWayInLawsStay

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1481
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	897240	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Love Letters Sent:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Ores Mined:	3993
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy family story!

🏠 Picture this: a 7 bedroom house, a grieving father-in-law, a single mom of ten kids, and a baby on the way! Who knew Minecraft could get this juicy?

👶🏼 Will the father-in-law let his son-in-law’s girlfriend and her brood of children move into the house? Will he stand his ground and keep the house for his late daughter and granddaughter? Find out on our server as we roleplay this insane family drama!

💰 Money problems, promises broken, and accusations flying left and right – this Minecraft server has it all! Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and a whole lot of laughs! Who needs reality TV when you have our server? 😂

So come on over and join the fun – you won’t find a Minecraft server like this anywhere else! Don’t miss out on the craziest, most entertaining gameplay you’ll ever experience! See you there! 🎮🤪

MineCrafterz SMP: WatchMoji!

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1502
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	122	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs off of cliffs, battling giant chickens with diamond swords, and building houses out of nothing but TNT! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of evil llamas wearing top hats. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of candy!

So if you’re ready to embark on the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT)!

ForgetMeNotCraft

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7197
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

The time you joined our Minecraft server and got attacked by a gang of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords! It was a wild ride, but don’t worry, our friendly staff members were there to help you fend them off with enchanted golden carrots. Join us for more epic adventures and unforgettable moments – just watch out for those sneaky bunnies!

PagerPals Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9071
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Void Armor Forged:	18
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Mines Excavated:	2201	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

join our epic minecraft server where the owner of a bulgarian company selling pagers to hezbollah has gone missing! why, you ask? because he was too busy playing on our server and got lost in the virtual world! come join the fun and maybe you’ll find him wandering around, trying to sell pagers to creepers! who knows what other crazy adventures await you on this server! come join now for a chance to be part of this wild and wacky story!

CraftyUkrainians

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9981
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	1291	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Mines Excavated:	3978
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

so, like, ukraine be all like “yo, government and army peeps, stop using telegram cuz russia be sneaky and might be reading our messages, like, RUDE”

but like, who needs telegram when you can join our EPIC minecraft server, where russia can’t spy on you cuz we got secret anti-spying potions and stuff.

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and non-stop fun! plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from any sneaky russians trying to mess with us.

so ditch telegram and join our server, where the only thing spying on you is our pet creeper named bob. he’s cool tho, just don’t give him any tnt.

come join the madness, we promise it’ll be a blast! 🚀🤪🔥

Corpse Detection System

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7921
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Mines Excavated:	4764	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

lol imagine a minecraft server where u gotta remove dead cells to survive! it’s like a zombie apocalypse but with a twist! u gotta be spatially tuned to the presence of corpses or else u die! but watch out, if one receptor disappears, the whole mechanism stops operating! it’s like a crazy game of survival and strategy, join now if u dare!