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Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 1935 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 19 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
IMAGINE THIS, YOU SPAWN IN AND SUDDENLY YOU’RE SURROUNDED BY PREGNANT CREEPERS! THEY’RE ALL CARRYING BABY ZOMBIES AND THEY’RE COMING FOR YOU! BUT DON’T WORRY, YOU CAN BE A GESTATIONAL CARRIER AND SURVIVE THE CHAOS!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! YOU MIGHT FACE SEVERE MATERNAL MORBIDITY, HYPERTENSIVE DISORDERS OF PREGNANCY, AND POSTPARTUM HEMORRHAGE! IT’S A WILD RIDE, BUT THAT’S WHAT MAKES IT SO FUN!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURES YOU’LL EVER HAVE! (Disclaimer: Pregnancy surrogates in Minecraft are not real and should not be taken seriously. Play at your own risk!)