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Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 8506 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 353 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
Enchantments Applied: | 62 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
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