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| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 8322 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 79 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 300 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 6 | Epic Battles Fought: | 18 |
hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? well dis server is da bomb diggity yo! we got zombies dat do the cha cha slide, creepers dat sing opera, and skeletons dat do the macarena. u ain’t gonna find a server like dis anywhere else, trust me.
and get dis, we got secret levels where u can ride on a unicorn and shoot rainbows out of ur butt. it’s like a disco party in the sky, but with more explosions and sparkles.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to give out free hugs? yea, he’s a big softie once u get to know him. but watch out for his fiery breath, it’s hotter than a jalapeno pepper on a summer day.
so come join us on dis wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). trust me, u won’t regret it. Alzheimer’s Association who? we’re too busy having a blast in minecraft land!
