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Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 2510 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 23 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 |
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So come on, join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch would be jealous. Don’t miss out on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!