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What the Heck Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6328
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfits. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who only respond to players who can beatbox.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

BrotherlyCraft: Noob Edition

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8704
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as educational as it is entertaining? Look no further than our server, where we teach you everything your parents won’t! Join us for a wild ride of learning about the birds and the bees, STDs, pregnancy, and consent – all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Our server is so lit, even your parents will be shook when they find out what you’ve been up to. So why wait? Join now and expand your knowledge in the most unexpected way possible!

CraftyAddictz

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5017
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Potions Brewed:	86	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1

What’s something you can’t go a day without? If your answer is “playing on the most epic Minecraft server ever created”, then you’ve come to the right place! Our server is so amazing, it’s been known to cure zombie pigmen of their bad attitudes and turn creepers into friendly pet cats.

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the grass is always greener and the diamonds are always sparklier. Our community is filled with wizards, unicorns, and even a talking chicken named Cluck Norris.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Plus, our virtual buffet is always stocked with unlimited virtual cake. Yum!

ZelenskyCraft: Top Secret Plans

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9353
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Ores Mined:	5466
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Meteorites Collected:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Void Armor Forged:	18

so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6843
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Zombie Dances:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31

Arr matey! Ye be lookin’ for a place to plunder the treasures of Policenauts and play it on yer trusty ol’ PC? Well, look no further me hearties, for this Minecraft server be the perfect place for ye!

Join us on this wild adventure where ye can sail the seven seas of pixels, fight off creepers and zombies with yer mighty sword, and search for buried chests filled with the precious loot of Policenauts.

But beware, for there be a fearsome pirate captain who guards the game with his life, ready to challenge any landlubber who dares to steal his booty. So gather yer crew, sharpen yer swords, and set sail for the most epic Minecraft server ye ever did see! Yarrrr!

Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5145
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Votes:	7717
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	4032	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandal, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Forget about Chainlink Labs stealing fees, on our server, the real drama is who stole the last piece of cake from the communal chest! And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that have taken place over who gets to control the petting zoo (yes, we have a petting zoo, don’t ask why).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more exciting than a llama race on ice, come join us! Just be prepared for the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4942
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of believing in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy! Our server is filled with magical wonders and mystical creatures that will make you question everything you thought you knew as a child.

Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll be able to ride unicorns and fly on the backs of dragons. We even have a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy – just be careful not to eat too much, or you might turn into a gingerbread man!

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with all the toys you ever dreamed of as a child. From Barbie dolls to action figures, you’ll never run out of things to play with on our server.

So come join us and let your inner child run wild in our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even rediscover that sense of wonder and imagination that you thought you lost long ago.

BlockBucks Adventures

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7274
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	210	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

If money wasn’t an issue, you’d probably be joining our Minecraft server right now and living out your wildest blocky dreams! Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player – rumor has it he’s a total noob at PvP though.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a team of ninja villagers. And every full moon, a magical unicorn parade marches through the land, spreading rainbow sparkles and good vibes to all who witness it.

So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft wonderland? Join now and let the madness begin!

Past Stars Sky – Burned Out!

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4646
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Towns Built:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0

yo, u ever think about how the stars r like, dead af but we still see their light? it’s like a ghost party up in the sky, man. speaking of ghost parties, come join our minecraft server where the creepers throw the sickest raves and the zombies are actually really good dancers.

we got pigs that can fly, cows that tell dad jokes, and chickens that lay diamond eggs. oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers – those guys are always up to some crazy shenanigans.

if u wanna join a server that’s out of this world (literally, cuz the stars are dead, remember?), then come on down and let’s get blocky together. trust me, it’ll be a blast – just like those ghost stars in the sky.

FreePvP

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3020
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	9312	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

FreePvP – The ultimate PvP-based server. Free kit when you join! Feel free to explore the world or PvP with friends or random people with /warp box.

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