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The SMP Minecraft Blacked Fur General

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6428
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mines Excavated:	1890

Welcome to Snowpuppies Edition, where you can escape from the chaos of post-niggers raping your furry waifus and instead talk about how Big Black Cock is superior in every way! Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and questionable memes.

Our Booru is filled with the most outrageous and NSFW content you can imagine, so prepare yourself for a wild ride. From giant chickens wearing top hats to cats riding unicorns, there’s never a dull moment on Snowpuppies Edition.

In our previous thread, players shared stories of building giant monuments to their favorite anime characters, hosting epic dance parties in the virtual world, and even creating a secret society dedicated to worshipping a block of cheese. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join us and let your creativity run wild.

So why wait? Join Snowpuppies Edition today and experience the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd – you’re in for a wild ride!

Limbus Company General Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1444
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Villages Defended:	20	Players Killed by Monsters:	8928
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	37

Welcome to the most mind-bending, reality-twisting Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Join us for Season 5 – Oblivion, where you’ll encounter Mirror Dungeons that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Ever wanted to ride a Refraction Railway Line that takes you on a wild journey through a Masquerade or a Merry Go Round? Well, now’s your chance on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Coming up is the 5th Walpurgisnacht event where you’ll be dodging bullets left and right. And don’t miss out on our Extractions, where you can target and extract characters like the legendary Don Quixote and Yi Sang.

This server is not for the faint of heart, as it’s directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games. Expect spoilers, twists, and turns at every corner. Make sure to download the game and join us for some mind-bending fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure where reality is just a suggestion and the only limit is your imagination. See you in the game, if you dare!

KWA BOT Y – The Minecraft SMP Guy

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5828
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Crops Grown:	5655
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of real life drama and just want to escape into a world of blocky fun? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories that will make you forget all about your real life troubles.

Need a break from all the chaos in your life? Join our server and let your worries melt away as you build, mine, and explore with a community of like-minded players who are just as wacky as you are. Who needs friends in real life when you can have virtual friends who will always have your back, even when your cat is dying of kidney disease and your pen explodes in your new house?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the laughter and fun begin. Who knows, you might even forget about buying that rope off Amazon and instead focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all of Minecraft!

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	374
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Secret Passages Found:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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Anon’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8121
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Alien Abductions:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	233	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to ride on a flying pig while battling evil chickens with laser eyes. Want to build a house made entirely out of diamonds? No problem, our server has diamond rainstorms every hour!

But wait, there’s more! How about going on a quest to find the legendary bacon sword that shoots out bacon bits at your enemies? Or maybe you’d prefer to tame a herd of wild llamas and ride them into battle against an army of zombie villagers?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!

Lost 300 Bongs Minecraft SMP U-17 World

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4562
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Runes Activated:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	2396	Animals Bred:	127
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Emeralds Found:	8793
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

So, you’re probably wondering why you should join our Minecraft SMP, right? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and discovered a secret underground village filled with talking cows who only spoke in puns. They were so entertained by the moo-tastic jokes that they couldn’t stop laughing for days! And that’s just the beginning of the wild adventures you’ll have on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you rare items for belly rubs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of candy. Imagine building a house out of gummy bears and marshmallows!

Oh, and did I mention that our server has a weekly talent show where players compete to see who can build the most ridiculous structure? Last week, someone built a giant toilet that actually flushed! It was both impressive and slightly disturbing.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you entertained for hours on end and make you question your sanity, then look no further. Join us and let the craziness begin!

Wacky Racers Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5870
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	2105	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old races and competitions? Well, come join us where we have Wacky Racers at home! Our races are not your average run-of-the-mill competitions. We have pigs riding minecarts, chickens on jetpacks, and even villagers on rocket-powered scooters! Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who go around stealing blocks from unsuspecting builders. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their reign of blocky terror? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. Just watch out for the DJ zombie, he’s been known to drop some killer beats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky world and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

Dumping 100k Link at $30 Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8135
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	676861
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	21

Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually care about money? Well, look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we dump 100k links at the low, low price of $30! But beware, the fat man refuses to touch $30 bills because he’s convinced they’re cursed by a mischievous Minecraft witch! Join us for crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs normal when you can have outrageous? Join now and let the madness begin!

Intelligence 2016 Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5586
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Mines Excavated:	1422
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of being surrounded by uneducated gammons in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where intelligence reigns supreme! We have a strict IQ test at the entrance to make sure only the smartest players can join.

Once inside, you’ll be greeted by our team of university-educated professionals who will guide you through our virtual world. Our server is a Brexit-free zone, so you won’t have to worry about any brexshit ruining your gaming experience.

Join us now and show off your intelligence in a world where brains beat brawn every time! Who needs real life when you can escape to a place where intelligence is celebrated and stupidity is left at the door.

Minecraft SMP Minami Keypad

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2855
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with creepers and lava pits!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant chicken statue on top of a mountain, only to have it come to life and start laying diamond eggs. Or how about participating in our weekly llama races, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can communicate with the dragon and convince it to do your bidding. Need a ride to the Nether? Just ask the dragon nicely and it will fly you there in style.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of our wacky and wonderful world? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!