| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 8933 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 5655 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 47 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 23 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Akira Toriyama has already faced the trial of Great King Enma, his own creation from Dragon Ball Z. Can you imagine the drama and suspense? It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!
So come join us on this wild and wacky server, where we pray for good tiding with King Taizan and hope for the best outcome for Akira Toriyama. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to witness his reincarnation in real-time! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, join now!
| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 7755 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7935 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky? Our server is like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.
But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where players who dare to enter are met with challenges beyond their wildest dreams. Some say that those who conquer the dungeon emerge as legends, while others are never seen again.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this crazy world. Just remember, anything can happen when success breeds contempt and white bitches breed black babies!
| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 2800 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 38 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 83 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 42 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 6 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing skeletons, ready to show you the ropes. Our custom-built villages are populated by villagers who speak in nothing but Shakespearean insults – “Thou art a knave, good sir!”
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 4349 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 43 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 99 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground disco party where the pigs are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).
So come on, join us on our server and let’s make Minecraft great again – one ridiculous adventure at a time!
| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 6767 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 55 |
But that’s not all! Our shaman class also allows you to communicate with the spirits of the Minecraft world, who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny. Rumor has it that whoever wields this pickaxe will be able to mine entire mountains with a single swing!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the ultimate shaman warrior, ready to conquer the Minecraft world with your insane powers and wacky adventures. Trust us, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else!
| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 5628 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 7 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 45 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 8381 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 7778 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 185 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
Join us if you want to experience the most epic and outrageous adventures in the Minecraft universe. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a creeper DJ.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who can help you find the rarest diamonds and defeat any enemy in your path.
So, why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and embark on the wildest, most insane Minecraft journey of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see if it’s autism or just pure awesomeness!
| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 7717 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 31 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5942 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Crops Grown: | 9272 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 72 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-fag Bigfoot, you’ll win a special prize that will make all the other players green with envy.
So come join us on our fag-tastic Minecraft server and let your rainbow flag fly high!
