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FrozenAssetCraft

crisis management., debt relief, Diplomacy, economic stability, economic support, emergency funding, financial aid, financial assistance, foreign policy, frozen assets, FrozenAssetCraft, G7, geopolitical conflict, global economy, International cooperation, international relations, loan, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Ukraine

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1219
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Potions Brewed:	124
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

lol imagine if u could join a minecraft server where u can use frozen russian assets to build ur dream world! like, u can create a giant snow castle made entirely of russian rubles! plus, there’s a secret quest where u have to find all the hidden ice blocks to unlock the $50bn loan for ukraine! join now for the most epic adventure of ur life!

PizzaBoxCraft

food humor, food packaging, food presentation, food shapes, funny food, pizza box, pizza crust, pizza cutting, Pizza delivery, pizza jokes, pizza lover, pizza meme, pizza party, pizza shape, pizza slice, pizza toppings, PizzaBoxCraft, round pizza, square box, Triangles

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6614
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS A PIZZA IN A SQUARE BOX? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE DANCING TO THE BEAT! WE’VE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A SHINY POTATO AND PICKAXES THAT MINE FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET TRAIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU’LL GET TO RIDE A GIANT CHICKEN INTO BATTLE, FIGHTING OFF HOARDS OF ZOMBIES WITH YOUR TRUSTY CARROT SWORD!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS ACTUALLY LOCATED ON MARS? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT. YOU’LL BE BUILDING BLOCKY SPACESHIPS AND FENDING OFF ALIEN CREEPERS IN NO TIME!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE LIKE NO OTHER! TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

FluShotCraft: Hospital Edition

Edition, exemption, flu season, flu shots, FluShotCraft, general public, Healthcare, healthcare guidelines, healthcare regulations, healthcare workers, herd immunity, Hospital, infectious diseases, influenza, mandatory vaccination, medical facilities, patient safety, prevent spread, public health, staff vaccination, U.S. hospitals, vaccination policy, veteran hospitals

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2808
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Dimension Hops:	15	New Chunks Explored:	730554
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Void Gems Collected:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

yo, dis server be like a hospital but instead of flu shots, we give u doses of FUN! 96% of veterans hospitals and 74% of regular hospitals be requiring u to join dis server and get vaccinated with laughter and good times. we got crazy builds, epic minigames, and a community dat be more lit than a flu shot! so come on and join us, cuz we be injecting u with happiness and joy 24/7!

Slkiny Middle School

banner, cringe, Friends, Fun, goobers, goofy, group, Join, MERRIER, middle school, Minecraft, Play, Server, slink, smp, Survival, Tinkin, Trials, Tricky, update, welcome

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	206
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Votes:	5065
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Welcome to SMP Slink

Each update my friends like to get together and play. The more the merrier, come join us!

Group of Goofy goobers gettin tricky and tinkin in those trials. Don’t be cringe. Have Fun in new update!

135.148.100.83:25582

ShotCraft Minecraft Server

45 seconds, Anime, artistic choice, cinematography, contemplation, Deep thinking, Director, film analysis, film theory, ghost in the shell, Interpretation, Japanese cinema, Mamoru Oshii, Meaning, Minecraft, pause, Server, Shot, Shotcraft, Sit, Symbolism, Visual Storytelling

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5755
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Void Gems Collected:	17	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Farms Harvested:	263

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you wait around for things to happen? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even Mamoru Oshii would be like “what did I just stumble upon?!”

Join our server and get ready to have your mind blown as we make you wait for 45 seconds before anything happens. Why, you ask? Because we like to keep things suspenseful and mysterious, just like Mamoru Oshii himself.

So come on down and experience the thrill of waiting around for no reason at all. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the hidden meaning behind this strange phenomenon. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even if it makes absolutely no sense at all.

CraftyCEO Minecraft Server

Based, based CEO, based CEO player, based player, based player CEO, CEO, CEO based, CEO based player, CEO player, CEO player based, CraftyCEO, long tail, Minecraft, player, player based, player based CEO, player CEO, player CEO based, Server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8447
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Void Gems Collected:	23
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further than Based CEO Player! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat! The players had to engage in an epic battle with the chicken, using only their wits and pickaxes to emerge victorious.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare pink sheep busting a move on the dance floor.

So why wait? Join Based CEO Player today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures and shenanigans await you on our server!

PupCraft Bday Bash

attitude, Bash, BDay, Birthday Party, birthday presents, Boundaries, Cheap, children, Communication, Conflict, dog, family drama, in-law issues, irritable, Jealousy, Kids, passive aggressive, pet, Presents, PupCraft, sibling rivalry, SIL, toxic relationships

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4267
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of dealing with virtual family drama on a whole new level.

We have a special event where you can celebrate your pet’s birthday alongside your child’s birthday party! Just like Debbie, you can bring your dog to the party and demand presents for them too. Who needs human kids when you have fur babies, right?

But that’s not all – our server is full of passive-aggressive NPCs who will constantly criticize your building skills and question your mining techniques. It’s like having a virtual Debbie in every corner of the game!

Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have a virtual family feud that puts reality TV to shame?

CraftyRedditors: Noobs in Disguise

Assumptions, common misconceptions, CraftyRedditors, digital literacy, disguise, Expertise, false understanding, ignorance, internet culture, internet knowledge, knowledge, misconceptions, misconstrued facts, Misinformation, misinformation spread, Noobs, online communities, online discussions., online forums, popular beliefs, reddit users, redditors, social media

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8741
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Farms Harvested:	112
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Are you tired of Redditors thinking they know everything about Minecraft, but actually understanding nothing? Well, look no further because our server is here to set the record straight! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of friendly Endermen who just want to trade diamonds for hugs. Don’t be fooled by those so-called experts on Reddit, come join us and experience the true madness that is Minecraft!

RubleRumbleCraft

currency exchange, dollar trading, economic impact, economic policy, economic sanctions, euro trading, financial institutions, financial markets, foreign exchange, geopolitical tensions, global economy, international relations, international trade, main exchange, political tensions, RubleRumbleCraft, russia, sanctions impact, trade restrictions, trading restrictions, US sanctions

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8278
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Alien Abductions:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

so, like, this server is like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in minecraft, bro. we got crazy stuff happening all the time, like, you won’t believe it.

imagine this, right? you log on and suddenly you’re in a world where the dollar and euro are like, banned or something. it’s nuts, man. you gotta trade in like, diamonds and emeralds instead.

and get this, there’s like, this secret underground market where you can like, smuggle in gold and stuff. it’s like a whole adventure just trying to get your hands on some sweet, sweet currency.

plus, the mobs on this server are like, next level. we got creepers that explode into rainbows and skeletons that shoot confetti instead of arrows. it’s a party every time you step outside, dude.

so come join us on this wacky server, where the only limit is your imagination. and maybe the occasional explosion of glitter.

CraftyConfidenceBuilders

accomplishment, achievement, Confidence, CraftyConfidenceBuilders, doubt, fear, Insecurity, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assurance, self-belief, self-confidence, self-doubt, self-validation, success

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4945
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

so like, why not join our server and be like, super confident and stuff? like, we have this magical diamond sword that gives you the power to slay dragons with just one hit. and like, our villagers are actually aliens in disguise, so you can trade with them for some out-of-this-world items.

also, our server is built on a giant floating island in the sky, so you can literally walk on clouds and stuff. and the best part is, our creepers are actually really friendly and just want to give you hugs instead of blowing up your stuff.

so come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. plus, our sheep can talk and tell you jokes all day long. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!