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Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 4305 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 129 |
Our server is so wild that the villagers have formed their own boy band and perform concerts every Saturday night. And don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon – turns out he’s a total drama queen and demands a fresh batch of pumpkin pies every time someone tries to defeat him.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where the skeletons and zombies go to let loose and show off their killer dance moves. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced, come join us for a wild ride. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!