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| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 3537 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 191 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 12 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1427 |
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