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CraftyCouple Minecraft Server

Apology, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCouple, disagreement, Disrespect, forgiveness, friendship, Honesty, long-term relationships, loyalty, Marriage, Minecraft, peer pressure, peer relationships, personal values, Server, social events, Trust, Wedding

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7911
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Potions Brewed:	71	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of loyalty and respect? Look no further! Our server is like a tight-knit group of friends, just without the drama (well, most of the time).

Join us and experience the thrill of defending your virtual house against creepers and zombies, just like this guy defended his marriage against disrespectful friends. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama in the form of explosive TNT battles?

And hey, if you ever need to blow off some steam, feel free to unleash your inner rage on our pixelated enemies. Just remember, in Minecraft, the only bridges that get burned are the ones you set on fire yourself.

So come on, join our server and let’s build a virtual world where loyalty and respect reign supreme. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some new friends who won’t ditch your wedding for a sale on chips.

CraftySarcasmSA

American, Apology, Atlanta, British, Communication, CraftySarcasmSA, Disappointment, DISRESPECTFUL, england, family, Harry Potter, hermione, Johannesburg, MSC, new york, sarcasm, sensitivity, south africa, Stereotypes, Tension, white people

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7288
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	44	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns just like this crazy story!

Imagine a Minecraft world where you can meet your American fiancé from South Africa, only to have a dinner with his family turn into a comedy show! Get ready for stereotypical comments, awkward moments, and a surprise proposal that will leave you questioning everything.

But that’s not all! Experience the thrill of navigating through family drama, witty comebacks, and misunderstandings that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s anything but ordinary, join us now and let the chaos begin! Trust us, you won’t find a more hilarious and unpredictable Minecraft experience anywhere else.

GridironGrief

athlete health, athletic tragedies, August tragedies, concussion risks, football players, football safety, GridironGrief, High School Football, middle school football, school athletics, sports fatalities, sports injuries, sports medicine, sports safety, sports trauma, sports-related deaths, student athletes, student deaths, teenage athletes, tragic deaths, youth sports

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2988
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Zombie Dances:	9

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s so lit, it’s like a party in a volcano, but without the burning and stuff. we got so many diamonds u gonna be blingin’ like a disco ball. plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs.

but wait, there’s more! we got a pet creeper named bob who loves giving hugs (just make sure to wear your blast-proof armor). and every full moon, we have a dance party with the zombies and skeletons – they got some killer moves, trust me.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a nether portal? it’s like a thrill ride and a trip to hell all in one. so come join us on this wild adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). let’s make some memories – and maybe even some new friends.

Robo’s World: Semi-Spud Edition – Now with Extra Crossplay and Community Shenanigans!

bedrock, Community, community-driven, crossplay, Discord, discord chat, Edition, EXTRA, hermitcraft, java, map never resets, Mob Heads, No Griefing, No hacking, No Stealing, Online Map, PvP, Robo, ROBÔS, Semi Vanilla, SemiSpud, Shenanigans, Small, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist, world

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8765
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Ores Mined:	6483	Runes Activated:	7
Mines Excavated:	2562	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Server Name:	Robo’s World
Server Type:	Semi-vanilla SMP
Map Reset:	Never
Crossplay:	Enabled for Java and Bedrock

Overview:

Robo’s World is a small, whitelisted, community-driven server that is dedicated to providing a semi-vanilla experience in Minecraft. Inspired by the Hermitcraft SMP, the server promotes a friendly and collaborative environment where players can enjoy survival mode without fear of griefing or hacking.

FAQ:

1. How can I join Robo’s World?

To join Robo’s World, you must apply through the Discord server. Once you are approved, you will receive the server IP and whitelist access.

2. Is there a map reset on Robo’s World?

No, the map on Robo’s World will never reset, allowing players to build and create without losing their progress.

3. What are the key features of Robo’s World?

Online Map – View the entire world from your web browser
Mob Heads – Mobs and players have a chance of dropping their head when killed
Discord Chat – Chat with your friends in-game via Discord
No game-altering mods/plugins – Enjoy the vanilla experience
Safe creations – Your ideas and builds are protected on the server

4. What are the important rules on Robo’s World?

No griefing, stealing, or hacking
No PVP without mutual agreement
No offensive language

For the full list of rules, please refer to the Discord server.

5. Is crossplay enabled on Robo’s World?

Yes, players can join the server using both Java and Bedrock editions of Minecraft.

Join the friendly community of Robo’s World today and start your adventure in a safe and collaborative environment!

SuburbanCraft Minecraft Server

Community, cost of living, family, Housing, Job Opportunities, kebab, lifestyle change, Los Angeles, Minecraft, MOAB, Moving, outdoor activities, Peaceful, Population, Quiet, Relocation, Rural, SCHOOLs, Server, small town, suburb, SuburbanCraft, Utah

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9255
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Zombie Dances:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	20

Are you tired of the hustle and bustle of city life in Los Angeles? Ready to trade in the smog for some fresh mountain air in a tiny Utah suburb? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience the thrill of virtually moving to Kebab or Moab, where the population is a whopping 5k (in Minecraft blocks, that is)! Build your dream suburban home, complete with pixelated neighbors who always borrow your virtual lawnmower.

But watch out, because the local pixelated wildlife is known to be quite… pixelated. From blocky bears to square-shaped squirrels, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll encounter in our pixelated paradise.

So say goodbye to LA traffic and hello to a simpler life in our Minecraft server. Who needs real suburbs when you can have virtual ones filled with endless possibilities and hilarious adventures? Join us today and start your new life in Kebab or Moab… or wherever the heck you want!

4thReichCraft SMP: Building Blocks of Doom

4th Reich, 4thReichCraft, authoritarianism, Blacks, blocks, building, civil rights, discrimination, Diversity, DOOM, equality, fascism, inclusion, Military, minority rights, nationalism, nazi, Oppression, prejudice, race relations, segregation, smp, social justice, White Supremacy, Xenophobia

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8350
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Oh honey, on our server, we welcome everyone with open arms! In fact, our resident Enderman, Steve, is the life of the party and always down for a dance-off. Plus, our Creeper community outreach program is thriving – they’ve even started a gardening club! So come on over and join the fun – we’ve got room for all colors of the rainbow (and all shades of black)!

LegoHoardingHub Minecraft Server

aita, Collecting, collection, covid, crowded, downsizing, garage, hobbies, husband, LegoHoardingHub, legos, Minecraft, Needs, office, prioritize, Puzzles, quiet space, Read, Server, Space, Star Wars, storage space, work

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8947
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Holy Grails Found:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Are you tired of your partner taking over the entire house with their Star Wars Legos collection? Do you dream of having a space to yourself where you can work or relax without tripping over tiny plastic bricks? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where Legos are banned and space is abundant!

On our server, you can build your own virtual office, complete with all the peace and quiet you desire. No more stepping on Legos in the dark or finding them in every nook and cranny of your home. Plus, you can unleash your creativity and design the workspace of your dreams without any interference from a Lego-obsessed partner.

Join us now and say goodbye to the Lego invasion in your real life. Build, explore, and reclaim your space in a world where the only bricks you’ll find are the ones you place yourself. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than arguing with your significant other about their Lego hoarding habits!

CarCrashClan

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	779
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion!

Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics gone wrong. Imagine a world where your son uses your car more than you do, and then proceeds to destroy it with toothpaste. Yes, you read that right – toothpaste!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between a father, a son, and a mother who just doesn’t give a hoot about the car. Will the car ever be fixed? Will the son learn his lesson? Find out on our server!

Join now for the ultimate adventure filled with twists, turns, and more drama than a soap opera. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

DocRoastsYou Minecraft SMP

Appointment, BIZARRE, Comment, Conversation, DocRoastsYou, Doctor, Experience, funny, Healthcare, inappropriate, Medical, Minecraft, out of pocket, patient, Quote, remark, Shocking.., smp, Statement, strange, Surprising, unexpected, Visit

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7901
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Buildings Constructed:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	468
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the doctors are the ones in charge! That’s right, our server is run by a team of crazy doctors who will prescribe you with the most outrageous tasks and challenges. Need to build a hospital out of diamond blocks? No problem! Want to fight off a horde of zombie patients? We got you covered! So come join us for a dose of fun and madness on our doctor-run Minecraft SMP!

BlockyLove

bizarre interests, BlockyLove, eccentric qualities, odd fascinations, odd preferences, offbeat charms, outlandish features, peculiar characteristics, peculiar habits, quirky appeal, quirky traits, reddit, strange magnetism, strange turn ons, uncommon attractions, unconventional behaviors, unconventional traits, unique qualities, unusual allure, weird attraction, weird turn-ons

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3374
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as your ex’s conspiracy theories? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’s like trying to navigate through a maze of llama spit and chicken feathers.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn. True story. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg.

We’ve got secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, talking cows that give out dating advice, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s weirder than finding a diamond block in a field of creepers, come join us! You won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining).