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Zoomer Girl’s Tired Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4366
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Astral Projections Made:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the wild adventures of a zoomer girl with tired SSReyes and a bunch of piercings who will call you sweetie and flutter her eyelashes at you while handing you your autistic special order that she made extra right just for you. And if that’s not enough to convince you, imagine doing all of this in a drive-thru where you’re getting goyslop. Trust us, the insanity and hilarity never end on our server!

Cute Dog Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	871
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	28

Meet Decoy Ohtani, the legendary Minecraft player who once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot. Yes, you heard that right, a CARROT! Join our SMP and you might just witness him take on a pack of zombies with a feather duster next.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, like the elusive rainbow sheep that farts glitter and the dancing Enderman who moonwalks his way through the Nether. Don’t miss out on the chance to befriend these quirky creatures.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of flying pigs armed with diamond swords? That’s right, our bacon buddies will protect you from any pesky griefers or pesky Ender Dragons that dare to mess with our peaceful realm.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Decoy Ohtani is waiting for you to join his merry band of misfits in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

Drop Zone Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8608
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Divine Spears Created:	21	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like season 1 of your favorite show – top-notch quality all the way! We promise that our pacing is faster than a speeding bullet and our animations are smoother than a baby’s bottom. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Who needs season 1 when you can have the best Minecraft experience of your life on our server? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us now!

Not_A_Reboot Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6226
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Oh, honey, this ain’t your grandma’s Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a llama in a minecart, more twists and turns than a maze made of redstone, and more shenanigans than a creeper convention.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by the admin team, the joy of finding hidden treasure in the most unexpected places, and the satisfaction of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine.

And hey, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so if you’re feeling brave, come and try to take him down (spoiler alert: he’s actually just a misunderstood Enderman with a penchant for trolling).

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and come join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just remember, things may get a little… explosive. 😉🧨🎮

Price Tag Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4751
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Void Gems Collected:	16
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as trying to convince a mom and daughter to have a threesome with you? Look no further! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, insane challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. Join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our wacky world and come out on top. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation as absurd as the one mentioned above (but hopefully not)! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a journey unlike any other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

Frieren’s Funhouse Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1035
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Divine Spears Created:	22
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is hotter than the Nether and the friendships are shakier than a creeper on a tightrope! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, like the time Frieren told Aura to kill herself because she forgot to feed the chickens in the virtual farm. But don’t worry, we also have heartwarming moments, like when Frieren ordered Aura to do good deeds for humans but she accidentally turned them all into zombies instead. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and demon pussy, so hop on board and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Project Kus! Minecraft server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	546
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	New Chunks Explored:	933255
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Villages Defended:	17	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

A nice server for building and spending time with like-minded people. We will be very glad if you join us! > Free recruitment of participants, you just need to confirm that you will play and not griefer. Go to Discord and send 2 of your most beautiful buildings to the Applications channel! If you did everything correctly, then consider that you have already been accepted!

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Evolve & Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9171
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magic Items Found:	6305	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Votes:	6413	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Earth and ready for the next step in human evolution? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us as we embark on a journey to unlock the secrets of the universe and transcend our mortal limitations.

On our server, you’ll find yourself faced with mind-bending challenges and epic quests that will test your skills and push you to your limits. From battling giant mutant chickens to building a roller coaster that defies the laws of physics, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within the darkest corners of our server lies a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Will you be brave enough to venture into the unknown and discover what lies beyond?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and be a part of the next stage in human evolution. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft mastermind and unlock the secrets of the universe!

Gacha Sluts Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1977
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	27	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Potions Brewed:	77	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the Gacha Sluts SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant gacha machines that drop rare loot when defeated. Want to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? No problem! Our server is all about embracing your inner gacha slut and living your best, most outrageous Minecraft life.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Gacha Queen, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of new recruits to join her army of gacha warriors. Will you be the one to earn her favor and become a gacha legend yourself?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join the Gacha Sluts SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with gacha madness, epic battles, and plenty of laughs along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Learn Anything Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4679
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Buildings Constructed:	18

Oh, absolutely! On our Minecraft server, you’ll learn how to tame a herd of wild llamas and ride them into battle against an army of evil chickens. Plus, our secret underground base is rumored to be guarded by a pack of ninja turtles who will teach you the ways of the block-building ninja. Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft master!