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Conspiracy Jones Over Here Minecraft SMP

#our guy, alternative narratives, Conspiracy, conspiracy theories, deep state, government cover-ups, hidden agendas, investigative journalism, Jones, Minecraft, Mox, mysterious figures, PARANOIA, questioning authority, secret societies, skepticism, smp, suspicious behavior, truth seekers, uncovering the truth, underground movements, Whistleblower

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1578
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	679	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Emeralds Found:	5874	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Potions Brewed:	99
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the epic rise of Mox, the unlikely hero who went from mining dirt to ruling the server with an iron fist (literally, he loves his iron swords). Rumor has it that he once tamed a pack of wild wolves by serenading them with his beautiful rendition of “Baby Shark.” Plus, he’s the only player who can successfully navigate the Nether without getting lost (seriously, we’ve all tried and ended up in a lava pit). So come join us and see if you can dethrone Mox as the true king of the server!

Vanilla Play

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2858
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Potions Brewed:	58	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

VanillaPlay is a Vanilla survival oriented server, very close to classic survival!

Authorized farms Anti-grief Latest version (1.21)

Here there is no:

Grief Economy Quests Professions Enchants cheats

mc.vanillaplay.fr

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

advanced movement guide, banter, blocky, bot matches, bugs, Deadlock, Feedback, friend request, general, Hero, invite, item builds, Minecraft, new player guide, Patch, sandbox mode, Server, Steam, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, update, Wiki

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7534
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Ores Mined:	7172
Crops Grown:	1756	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16

Welcome to the most buffed up Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our latest patch includes flying pigs, diamond armor that makes you invincible, and a secret dungeon filled with dancing creepers.

To join this epic server, you must first sacrifice a stack of emeralds to the Minecraft gods and perform a ritual dance while chanting “Creeper, oh man” backwards. Don’t worry, it’s totally normal.

Once you’re in, you’ll need to complete the tutorial where you’ll learn how to ride a llama into battle and tame a dragon as your loyal pet. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

But wait, there’s more! Explore our public item builds, play bot matches against zombie villagers, and master the art of building a castle made entirely of TNT.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).

Winter World Cup Minecraft SMP

2022, climate, cold, Competition, controversy, cup, debate, decision, Event, Fifa, football, Future, Global, International, Minecraft, qatar, Scheduling, smp, Soccer, sports, Tournament, weather, Winter, winter world cup, world

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7921
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	New Chunks Explored:	44096
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Villages Defended:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where winter world cups happen every day! That’s right, forget about soccer, we’re talking about epic snowball fights and ice skating competitions to determine the ultimate champion. So come join us and experience the thrill of a lifetime in our winter wonderland world! Who needs summer when you can have snowball fights all year round?

No Girls Allowed Minecraft Server

Allowed, attractiveness, Behavior, Body language, body odor, Communication, Confidence, friendship, Girls, hygiene, Loneliness, Minecraft, personal grooming, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self-perception, Server, Sitting, social cues, Social Interaction, Social Skills

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5764
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Are you tired of being friend-zoned in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! We guarantee that girls will be flocking to sit next to you because our server is infused with a special scent that attracts them like bees to honey. And as for being nice, well, let’s just say our players have been known to break out into spontaneous acts of kindness like building heart-shaped houses and giving out free diamonds. So come join us and watch as your popularity skyrockets faster than you can say “I love Minecraft!”

LoveYouLikeILoveYou Minecraft SMP – Wait on Sol 70M, Wait on Eth?

$WAIT on ETH, $WAIT on SOL, 70M, ETH, long tail tags, LoveYouLikeILoveYou, Minecraft, smp, SOL, theydontloveyoulikeiloveyou, WAIT

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9430
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1694	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Alien Abductions:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly a herd of llamas stampedes through your front yard, led by a player riding a giant chicken. And that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Duck, a mythical creature rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this elusive fowl and have all your wildest dreams come true?

So why wait? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a dance-off with a group of creepers or embarking on a quest to retrieve the lost taco of destiny. The possibilities are endless on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

VANILLA SURVIVAL 20+ Minecraft server

20, banner, description, GIF, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, Server, Survival, tags, Vanilla

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3500
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Dragons Tamed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Divine Spears Created:	20	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Magic Crystals Found:	11

The owner of the VANILLA SURVIVAL 20 server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

e5vw.vanilla-box.ru

Re: Zero Minecraft Server

Arguing, danger, Emilia, fail state, Ideology, Insecurities, love bombing, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misogyny, NTR, Regulus, Reinhard, ReZero, Server, sister-wife, slave-harem, Speech, Suave, subaru, temptations, Tension

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4213
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Towns Built:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Farms Harvested:	871
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	287

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where Subaru and Reinhard argue over who gets to give the speech, but in a hilarious and ridiculous way. Watch as Regulus and his slave-harem try to take over the server, but end up failing miserably because, let’s face it, Regulus doesn’t know how to handle his bitches!

But that’s not all! Imagine a world where Regulus is actually the suavest motherfucker in existence, seducing everyone in his harem and tempting them to join as sister-wives. Will Emilia fall for his charm or will she rise above and take control? The tension is real, folks!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even discover a new side of yourself that you never knew existed. Just remember, we’re not responsible for any NTR tendencies that may arise!

Minecraft SMP: TV Humour Thread

Humour, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, Thread, TV

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3042
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Meteorites Collected:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Ores Mined:	7935	Void Armor Forged:	29
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry on the walls of your dirt hut? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated debate about whether pineapple belongs on pizza or not. Suddenly, a herd of llamas come charging through, carrying players on their backs as they race to the nearest village to trade with the villagers. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle swoops down from the sky and challenges everyone to a dance-off!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of milk. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Cow will be granted unlimited riches and power beyond their wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

No more drama Minecraft server

Anons, bronies, Brony, Captcha, chuds, diapers, Discord, Drama, elite group, friend drama, gibberish, Minecraft, newfags, ponybro, retarded, Server, stupid, swag, trolling, troons, voice message

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7396
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	356	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of getting trolled by chuds and troons in other Minecraft servers? Join our server and become part of an elite $500 brony friend group where your swag is appreciated! Voice messages are encouraged, diapers are optional. Our captcha is so ridiculous, it spits out pure gibberish just like our insane stories. Join now and show off your epic bronie skills!