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  • Comfy Fox Gaming Haven

    Comfy Fox Gaming Haven

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    Join the Most Insane Minecraft Server – Because Your Reality is Lying to You!

    Have you ever heard whispers in your head telling you to jump into a cubic universe of utter madness? Well, welcome to Fubuki’s Dimensional Breakdown, the ONLY Minecraft server where dreams are made of pixelated nightmares! It’s the server you didn’t know you NEEDED because your therapist is lying, and broccoli is secretly controlling the government! Join us, or the frogs win!

    Features That Are Definitely REAL!

    Feature Reality
    Infinite Night Your pickaxe will only find dirt at the end of time!
    Underground Kittens Whisker-powered rockets to teleport you to the moon (but only on Tuesdays).
    Time Travel Block Stay in one place for eternity while the world spirals into chaos around you!
    Cursed Crafting Tables Every item you craft will shout your deepest fears!
    Nightmares Do Come True! Every 10th block mined summons a philosophical debate!
    Teleporting Flies The flies will always be one step ahead… Are they watching you?

    Frequently Asked Conspiracies

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Simple! Just follow the trail of breadcrumbs laid by the pigeons, unless the lock of the universe is broken. Then maybe you just need a banana. Or was it a cat? Never trust combs!

    Q: Is there a community?

    A: Community? Oh, sweet summer child. What you consider community is actually just a reflection of your own impending existential crisis. Embrace the chaos!

    Q: Are there rules?

    A: Rules are lies told by the watermelons. Instead of following rules, question everything, especially the ceiling. After all, it might just be a floor trying to get above you!

    Random Quotes from Reality’s Meandering Shadows

    “…Dreams are made of pixelated nightmares. Is it a dream if I’m awake?”

    “But only on Tuesdays, and the cucumbers were plotting against us!”

    “Are they watching you? Always behind your left shoulder, lurking in the shadows of your choices.”

    “I just wanted dirt. But dirt has never been a true friend.”

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Dumb Bitch Minecraft Server

    Dumb Bitch Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe.

    We have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled dungeon, where you have to dodge flaming arrows and dodge evil creepers trying to sabotage your fun. And if you make it out alive, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of diamonds and enchanted gear!

    But that’s not all – we also have a petting zoo filled with mutant animals that have special abilities, like flying pigs and explosive chickens. And don’t even get me started on our dance parties at the disco club in the Nether realm – it’s lit!

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and have the time of your life? Come on, don’t be a dumb bitch – join our server now!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ☕ Just another Java Survival Server, but with a fancy af coffee theme because why not lol

    ☕ Just another Java Survival Server, but with a fancy af coffee theme because why not lol

    New Minecraft Servers

    Java Survival SMP Server

    Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Every block you see has been mined and placed by hand! Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else: you’ll never see them using commands for personal gain!

    We don’t use the same old plugins you’re tired of seeing such as Essentials or GriefPrevention. We’ve got our own custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, so we’ve got our own unique feel.

    Server address mc.javasurvival.com
    Join us on Discord https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa

    We will always strive to…

      • Be your primary Minecraft home: By providing an up-to-date Minecraft experience with longevity.
      • Champion our community: We value our community. Java Survival exists for the players, not for the staff. Players have a say in what goes on.

    Server rules

      • No excessively offensive language
      • No politics or other controversial topics
      • No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
      • Do not disturb other players’ property
      • Do not build too close to other players
      • Be respectful to others and be kind!
      • No advertising

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  • Thrembo’s Cold Shower Calithe Watch: The LOL Minecraft Server

    Thrembo’s Cold Shower Calithe Watch: The LOL Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just have the same old stuff? Well, look no further than lefort THREMBO! Join us for a wild ride of cold shower therapy and calithe watch! Why? Because who needs diamonds when you can have the refreshing feeling of a cold shower and the excitement of watching calithe do…whatever it is calithe does! Trust us, once you join lefort THREMBO, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

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  • Trashkino’s Blocky Adventures

    Trashkino’s Blocky Adventures

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs through the skies, battle evil llamas with diamond swords, and build a house made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks. Our community is filled with friendly players who love to prank each other and have epic build battles that will leave you in stitches.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJ’s and the zombies are the dancers. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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