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ChagosCraft: Island Swap!

Agreement, British overseas territories, Chagos Islands, ChagosCraft, Colonialism, decolonization, Diego Garcia, foreign policy, Government, Hands, History, INDEPENDENCE, indian ocean, international relations, ISLAND, legal dispute, mauritius, Ruling, SOVEREIGNTY, Swap, territorial dispute, uk, United Kingdom

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5801
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Crops Grown:	8277	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15

yOu gUys, yOu goTTa jOin thIs mInecRaft seRver, it’S liKe thE cRaZiest pLace eVeR! wE hAve piGmEn riDing eNder dRagons aNd cOws wHo cAn tAlk! aNd dOn’t eVen gEt mE sTarted oN thE dAncing cHickens, thEy cAn bReak dOwn a sIck bEAt liKe nObody’s bUsiness. pLus, wE hAve aN eNtire vIllage oF vIking sHeep wHo wIll tRade yOu dIamonds fOr cAkes. tRust mE, yOu wOn’t rEgret jOining tHis sEserver, iT’s aN ePic aDventure wAiting fOr yOu!

Pup Parent Confusion

Animal Behavior, Animals, Birth, birth process, canine, Companionship, confusion, dog, domestic animals, Human, Instincts, loyalty, maternal, maternal instincts, OWNER, Parent, pet ownership, Pet puppies, Pets, Pregnancy, Pregnant, pup

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5999
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

join dis server if u wanna experience da craziest sh*t eva in minecraft! we got pet puppies dat think their owners gave birth to dem. like wut?? imagine a pregnant puppy not knowing if dey gonna pop out a dog or a human. it’s wild, man. come join da madness and see for yourself. u won’t find dis kinda craziness anywhere else. trust me, it’s gonna blow ur mind. so come on, join us and let’s all laugh at da absurdity of it all!

PixelPals – Crafting Connections

American voters, avoidance, Communication, Conflict, Connections, Conversations, Crafting, dialogue, differing beliefs, divisiveness, Israeli voters, major elections, mindset, partisanship, perspective, PixelPals, polarization, political beliefs, political discourse, Politics, societal impact, Understanding, zero-sum game

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5862
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Dragons Tamed:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	160849	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we dont care about politics cuz we all just wanna build cool stuff and have a good time! forget about those zero-sum games, we’re all about that win-win baby! plus, our community is so chill that even if you accidentally blow up someone’s house, they’ll just laugh it off and help you rebuild it.

we’ve got players from all over the world, so you’ll never run out of new friends to play with. and let me tell you, the stories we have from our crazy adventures in the game are wild. like that one time when we all teamed up to defeat the ender dragon, but ended up accidentally spawning a hundred creepers instead. it was chaos, but so much fun!

so if you’re looking for a minecraft server where you can escape the drama of politics and just have a blast with some awesome people, then come join us! who needs to argue about policies when you can argue about who has the best diamond armor instead?

Whypepo Jealous Minecraft Server

anger, animosity, babies, bitterness, Competition, discontent, envy, Frustration, grudge, inadequacy, Insecurity, jealous, mad, Minecraft, Resentment, Rivalry, Season, Server, Whypepo

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2076
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, come join our server where we have a special event where we season our baby animals with salt and pepper! Whypepo be mad, but we be glad because our baby animals taste delicious! Join now for a taste sensation like no other (literally)!

Baby Minecraft SMP Hype

animal lovers, baby, baby hippo, cute animals, exotic pets, expensive, fascination, hype, indulgence, lavish spending, luxury, Minecraft, MONEY, Obsession, obsession with animals, pampering, smp, SPENDING, splurging, thousands of dollars, wildlife, Women, women spending, Zoo

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2772
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	New Chunks Explored:	300959
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Are you tired of being less popular than a baby hippo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, women will be throwing diamonds at you left and right! Forget about that overpriced zoo ticket, join our server and become the main attraction. Who needs a baby hippo when you can have a diamond-clad player like yourself? Join now and watch the ladies flock to you like bees to honey (or hippos to water, in this case).

ChurchDitcher Minecraft Server

bailed, Christian, Church, ChurchDitcher, cold shoulder, dancing, FORCING, Friends, ghosted, Guilt, gym teacher, Jerk, Minecraft, November, outcast, PRESSURE, Religion, School, Server, Shy.., specifics, UNCOMFORTABLE, update

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7524
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	303
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Are you tired of being pressured into joining weird cults by your gym teacher? Looking for a place where you can just chill and have fun without the fear of being brainwashed? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing we worship is diamonds and creepers!

Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, mine, and explore without any religious obligations. No three-hour church services here, just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft.

Don’t worry about ghosting your gym teacher or feeling guilty for not wanting to dance in November with a bunch of strangers. On our server, the only pressure you’ll feel is from the TNT explosions you set off yourself!

So come join us and leave the stress of real life behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Plus, we promise our admins won’t try to convert you to anything other than being a master builder. See you in the game!

BabyMamaDramaLOL

BabyMamaDramaLOL, Deception, doubt, Drugs, ex, family, Homeless, Hospital, Jobless, lying.., Manipulation, ObGyn, Pregnancy, proof, relationship, Struggle, Support, tests, Trust, Truth, Ultrasound

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3258
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Secret Passages Found:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Villages Defended:	7	Farms Harvested:	693
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	9460
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, explore, and forget about your crazy ex who may or may not be lying about being pregnant.

Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players. Who needs proof of pregnancy when you can have proof of your epic builds and survival skills in the game?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only explode in the shape of baby bottles. So come on, join us and see if you can uncover the truth behind the mysterious pregnancy saga or just have a blast playing Minecraft with a wacky community.

EuroCraft SMP – Best Thing!

Adventure, Architecture, art, beauty, continent, culture, Diversity, EuroCraft, Europe, Experience, Exploration, Food, heritage, History, landmarks, Lifestyle, SightSeeing, smp, tourism, tradition, travel, vacation

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6862
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	764	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	230	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Well, obviously it’s our totally legit Minecraft SMP server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But beware, because the dungeon was guarded by a pack of evil zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas! Only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer this challenge and claim the treasures within.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of rainbow sheep that poop out blocks of solid gold. Yes, you heard that right. GOLD POOPING SHEEP. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has a magical portal that transports you to a dimension where the laws of physics don’t apply. You can build upside down, swim in the sky, and ride on giant floating mushrooms. It’s a trippy experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us on our European adventure and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Creeper Crush!

bittersweet, creeper, Crush, emotional, Experience, first love, HEARTBREAK, high school romance, infatuation, Innocence, Memories, Naive, Nostalgia, past, puppy love, relationship, Romantic, sentimental, teenage romance, unforgettable, young love

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3527
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3166
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Dragons Tamed:	3
Votes:	5862	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1

Oh, let me tell you about our Minecraft server! It’s like falling in love for the first time, but with blocks and creepers. Picture this: you log in and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a diamond pickaxe in exchange for a hug. And that’s just the beginning!

Once you start exploring, you’ll stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers are all secretly llamas in disguise. They’ll trade you emeralds for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and dragon eggs. But be careful, because the llamas have a secret underground empire ruled by a llama king who is rumored to be half ender dragon.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles. We have a custom arena where players ride on giant chickens armed with flaming swords, battling it out for the title of Chicken Champion. The winner gets a crown made of diamonds and the ability to ride a unicorn around the server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your first love, come join us! Who knows what crazy adventures and unexpected romances await you in our blocky world.

GazaCraft: FreeYazidiLady

Captivity, Conflict, courage, enclave, Escape, freedom, FreeYazidiLady, gaza, GazaCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, Liberation, MIDDLE EAST, Oppression, persecution, refugee, Relief, resilience, survivor, WOMAN, Yazidi, Yazidi community

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8681
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

come join our minecraft server, where we have yazidi women held in gaza finally leaving the enclave as our main attraction! watch as they build houses out of sand and fight off creepers with their bare hands. the drama is real, folks!

our server is the only place where you can witness this epic tale unfold in blocky pixel form. join now for a chance to interact with these brave women and help them escape their virtual prison.

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons. only the bravest players can find it and claim the treasures within.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and be a part of this wild adventure. who knows what other surprises await you in our crazy minecraft world!