MisogynistMasherCraft

AGGRESSIVE, Breakup, Communication, Conversation, family, Father, gen z, Girlfriend, Girls, MisogynistMasherCraft, Misogyny, Mother, parenting, rant, relationships, Respect, screaming, sister, Son, VALUES, Women

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4863
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	110	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Crops Grown:	5499
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Magic Items Found:	1069	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	7645	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Build epic structures, battle fierce monsters, and make new friends along the way.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the laughter begin! Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough among our wacky players.

SwipeCraft SMP: Bad Date Stories

awkward encounters, bad, bad dates, cringe-worthy dates, date, dating disasters, dating fails, dating horror, Dating Horror Stories, dating mishaps, dating regrets, dating woes, embarrassing dates, online dating disasters, online dating fails, online dating horror stories, online dating nightmares, online dating woes, smp, Stories, Swipecraft, terrible dates, worst online dates, worst online dating

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9284
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5466
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mines Excavated:	2162
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of swiping left on dating apps only to end up with a creeper who thinks “Netflix and chill” means watching a documentary on fungi? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your true love!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a player who not only knows how to craft a perfect pickaxe, but also has a killer sense of humor. Sparks fly as you team up to take down a horde of zombies, and before you know it, you’re building a cozy little house together complete with matching beds.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Love Potion #9, a secret concoction rumored to make any player fall head over heels in love with you. So why waste your time swiping through endless profiles when you could be crafting your way to romance on our server? Join today and let the love (and the diamonds) flow! 💖💎 #MinecraftMatchmaker

Blocky Bedrock Bonanza

arousal, bedrock, blocky, bonanza, Climax, desire, dirty talk, dirty talk during sex, ecstasy, FANTASY, Hottest, INTIMATE, Lust, moan, Naughty, Passion, Pleasure, seduction, Sensual, sex, Steamy, turn on, whisper

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7914
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

What’s the hottest thing somebody can say during sex? “Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will leave you screaming ‘Creeper, oh man!’ in ecstasy! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants a piece of the action. Trust us, you’ll be mining for more than just diamonds on this server. So come on, join us and let’s make some pixelated magic together!”

Long COVID Craft: Antiviral Adventures

Adventures, alleviate symptoms, antiviral, antivirals, cardiopulmonary symptoms, covid, Craft, Long, long covid, musculoskeletal symptoms, neurologic symptoms, persistent infection, Treatment

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9848
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Runes Activated:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Falling into the Void:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling zombies, building epic structures, and exploring mysterious caves. But wait, there’s more! We have a secret potion that can give you superpowers in the game. Fly like a bird, run like the wind, and punch like a superhero!

But that’s not all, folks! We have a special quest where you have to find the legendary diamond sword of doom. Legend has it that whoever wields this sword will become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Are you up for the challenge?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this? We have a secret underground base where you can hang out with other players and plan your next epic adventure. Who knows what mysteries lie beneath the surface?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this party started!

TXCNetwork

Economy, KitPvP, PvP

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	417
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	New Chunks Explored:	980601
Falling into the Void:	1	Enchantments Applied:	194
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

TXC NETWORK THE BOXPVP SERVER COOL STUFF DAILY EVENTS / KEYALL GOOD STAFF TEAM PVP CRAFT YOUR UNIQUE EXPERIENCE

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Astro MC Network

Ban, Boxpvp, Cross-Play, Discord, DISCRIMINATE, Economy, exploits, Flood, free ranges, Friends, Fun, Hacks, Ip:, KitPvP, minecraft chat, mute, Owners, Players, Prohibited, PvP, racism, Spam, Survival, TAPS, Vanilla, Xenophobia

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2856
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Endless Night Skies:	1

There is Survival and BoxPVP The rules are the following: 1. You cannot use hacks/exploits. 2. Flood and spam are reasons for mute/ban. 3. Taps are prohibited on the Minecraft Survival server. 4. It is prohibited to pass the IP of another server either through Discord or through Minecraft chat. 5. Don’t ask for free ranges. 6. Do not disturb/insult the owners. 7. Do not discriminate under any context, such as practicing racism/xenophobia. You can play with your friends, meet new players, have fun, etc… We are waiting for you!

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The Complicated Vanilla SMP server 1.21.1

1.21.1, admins, Adventure, armor, COMPLICATED, Dedicated, distractions, Experience, freedom, Minecraft, opportunity, Performance, Pickaxe, playthrough, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, spirit, Survival, Vanilla, world, world border

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7753
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Simple SMP Minecraft Server

Server IP	simplesmp.org
Discord	https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be. Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey. Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and venture forth into an endless world. Embark on an authentic Minecraft playthrough, free from distractions and convolutions.

Server Features

Uses minimal plugins for simplicity
No world border – discover a vast and unexplored world
No land claiming or grief prevention – the whole world can be yours for the taking
No pay-to-win – everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive
Over eight years in operation, making it one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Simple SMP has minimal rules and encourages players to play in a way that makes them happy. As long as you’re respectful to others, you’re good to go!
Can I use mods or cheats on the server?	Simple SMP is a vanilla server, so using mods or cheats that modify gameplay is not allowed. However, aesthetic mods that do not affect gameplay are usually fine.
Is there a limit to how long I can play on the server?	There are no time limits on how long you can play on Simple SMP. Feel free to explore and build to your heart’s content.

BlockCraft – Epic Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, blockcraft, donkey kong country returns, Epic, Luigi, luigi’s mansion, Mario, Mario & Luigi Brothership, Mario Movie 2, MarioWiki, Minecraft, netplay guide, Nintendo Museum, Paisano, paper mario, Server, SM64 Mod ROM hacks, SM64coopdx, SMA4 Mods, smaghetti, smbg, smm2, smw levels, strikers club, super mario bros, Super Mario Broth, Super Mario Party Jamboree

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6419
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Dimension Hops:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Welcome to the Super Mario Bros. General, where we take our love for Mario to the next level! Join us on this wild Paisano journey as we discuss everything MARIO! Need a reason to join? Well, our server is so lit that even Bowser wants in on the action! We’ve got Mario news and releases that will make your head spin faster than a Super Star power-up.

In fact, we’ve got exclusive insider info that Luigi’s Mansion 2 HD is actually a secret portal to the Mushroom Kingdom! And did you know that playing Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door unlocks hidden warp pipes in real life? It’s true, I swear!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that Princess Peach herself has been known to drop by for a game of Super Mario Party Jamboree. And rumor has it that Mario & Luigi: Brothership is actually a documentary about their secret lives as plumbers by day, heroes by night.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure through the world of Mario where anything is possible, even riding Yoshi through a rainbow road while wearing a Tanooki suit! It’s-a me, Mario, and I approve this message! Let’s-a go!

steals your gallons Minecraft SMP

crime, funny, gallon theft, Gallons, gallonsem, humor, Minecraft, Mischief, Mischievous, pemsteals, prank, smpp, sneaky, Steals, stolen goods, stolen goods investigation, stolen goods recovery, stolen items, stolen merchandise, stolen possessions, stolen property, theft, theft prevention, thief

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2437
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Hey there, do you like Minecraft but wish it was more chaotic and unpredictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

We have a thriving community of players who are always up to some shenanigans. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to start a llama racing league? Why not! Oh, and did we mention that we have a secret underground society of players who steal gallons of milk from unsuspecting farmers? It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join us for a wild ride of madness and mayhem. Just be prepared to have your gallons stolen at any moment!

MOH DramaCraft

AITAH, Apology, Asshole, bio sister, Bridesmaids, Divorce, Drama, DramaCraft, Enjoyed, family, leaving people out, MOH, MOH speech, new family, Outrage, parents, Remarried, Siblings, Speech, step sister, stepchildren

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5138
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Runes Activated:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Are you tired of family drama and just want to escape to a world where you can build and create without any step-sibling drama? Then join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream world without any family feuds!

Join now and build your own virtual family with your bio sister, step sister, and step siblings who actually get along! No more angry dads sending you paragraphs about speeches, just pure Minecraft fun!

Create your own speech in Minecraft and make sure to include all 4 sisters this time, even if they only log on once a year! Who knows, maybe they’ll enjoy it more in the virtual world than in real life.

So come on, join our server and leave the family drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with your new virtual siblings who won’t get mad at you for forgetting to mention them in a speech!

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