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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 9331 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Emeralds Found: | 5718 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
but wait, there’s more! we also have this secret potion that makes u build like a pro in seconds. no more struggling to make a simple house, now u can create a whole freakin’ castle in minutes.
oh, and did i mention that we have a special event every friday night where we all dress up as llamas and have a dance party? it’s like, the most epic thing ever.
plus, our research shows that playing on our server while smoking weed can actually make u better at the game. so, like, grab your joint and come join us for some mind-blowing fun. trust me, u won’t regret it.