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CraftyCreeperGang Minecraft SMP

Analysis, Assessment, BELIEF, consideration, contemplation, CraftyCreeperGang, critique, Evaluation, Feedback, idea.., Impression, judgment, Minecraft, Musings, opinion, perspective, reaction, Reflection, response, sentiment, smp, Thoughts, Viewpoint

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9116
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treacherous parkour challenges on floating islands made of cheese, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the world (or at least the server)! Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (as long as your wish is for more diamonds). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Vape-Free Bday Bash Minecraft Server

aunt, Bash, BDay, big families, Birthday Party, Catering, complaining, cousin, family, first birthday, Friends, kicked out, Minecraft, no vape rule, out of state, overreaction, photographer, Server, Son, stress, teenagers, Upset, VapeFree, Vapes, Venue

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7567
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Void Gems Collected:	22	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family gatherings? Look no further! Join us for epic adventures and crazy parties that will make your 1st birthday bash look like a snooze fest.

We’ve got a ban on vapes too, but not because they ruin photos – they just make the creepers jealous of the sick clouds. And if you complain about our rules, you might just get kicked out like poor cousin Sam. But hey, at least she didn’t have to worry about pockets in her dress!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some family drama that’s way more entertaining than Aunt Karen’s latest gossip. Join us now and let the fun begin!

MommyNameDramaCraft

baby names, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family members, family pressure, family tastes, family traditions, Grandparents, long held tradition, MommyNameDramaCraft, naming babies, naming ceremony, naming tradition, naming traditions, traditional names, uncommon names, unusual names

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7273
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further than our server! Just like this OP’s mom, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. Join us for a naming ceremony where you can choose the most outrageous names for your builds. Forget tradition, forget expectations – on our server, anything goes! Plus, if you ever need to shut down any haters, just remember to channel your inner OP and tell them to shut up! Join now for a gaming experience that’s as drama-filled as this Reddit post.

BlockyLoveLand

adult activities, adult interaction, bedroom activities, BlockyLoveLand, consensual relations, euphemism, family friendly, family-friendly euphemism, family-friendly intercourse, family-friendly phrase, intercourse, intimate relations, lovemaking, making love, marital relations, phrase, physical intimacy, polite term, private time, romantic encounter, sexual intercourse

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6364
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans! Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. Plus, we have secret underground tunnels that lead to a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let’s have a blast together!

WealthTaxCraft Minecraft Server

$2 trillion, Copying, Countries, economic growth, economic policy, Financial Stability, findings, fiscal policy, government revenue, income inequality, Minecraft, policy implementation, public finances, raise, Server, social welfare, spain, study, Taxation, wealth distribution, wealth tax, WealthTaxCraft

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7988
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	18
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Animals Bred:	36	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Emeralds Found:	6248

lol, you know what else can raise $2 trillion? joining this epic minecraft server, bro! we got diamonds for days and creepers that do the macarena. plus, our wealth tax is just stealing from villagers, so you can feel like a real government official while you play. come join us and help us build the most insane virtual economy ever!

JewCraftNYC

Accountability, Australian, breach of trust, confidentiality, consequences, Data Protection, Disciplined, ethical standards, Information Security, investigation, JewCraftNYC, Jews, journalism ethics, LEAK.., media integrity, NYT, personal information, privacy breach, professional conduct, reporter, sensitive data

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4474
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Enchantments Applied:	79
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	New Chunks Explored:	487333
Star Shards Collected:	118	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	5

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, you gotta join cuz we got, like, secret tunnels filled with diamonds and, like, magical unicorns roaming around.

one time, this player found a hidden chest filled with enchanted golden apples and they became, like, the king of the server.

oh, and did i mention the time when a group of players built a giant rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? it was epic, bro.

come join us and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have dance parties. you don’t wanna miss out on that, do ya?

SisSync Movie Night Brainz

acquaintances, brain activity, Brainz, complex cognitive functions, Friends, Movie, Network, neuroimaging study, night, sensory processing regions, SisSync, sisters

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4093
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	16
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

so, like, imagine if you join this cray cray minecraft server, right? your brain activity will be, like, so in sync with everyone else, you’ll basically be sisters with all the players. it’s like a sisterhood of the traveling minecraft block.

you’ll be able to read each other’s minds and finish each other’s sentences. it’s like a telepathic connection but with pixels and creepers.

and get this, your brain will be so lit up in all the right places, you’ll be a minecraft genius. you’ll be building epic structures and slaying mobs like it’s nobody’s business.

so, like, join this server and become part of the ultimate brain-synced sisterhood. it’s like a movie, but with way more blocks and way more fun.

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

blocktopia, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3415
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable one out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle against a horde of evil llamas, and even participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon!

Our server is so wild that even the creepers have been known to break out into song and dance numbers. And don’t even get me started on the talking cows that give out free diamonds!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane adventure and see what kind of ridiculous shenanigans you can get into. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

NoahHatesBasketballMC SMP

Athletic, Ball, Basketball, Competition, Court, dislike, DRIBBLE, Dunk, Game, general, hate, Hoop, jump, Net, noah, NoahHatesBasketballMC, player, Score, shoot, smp, sports, TEAM

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8545
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where Noah is the ultimate basketball hater! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, Noah tried to play basketball in Minecraft but accidentally threw the ball into a lava pit, causing a meltdown that destroyed half the server. Since then, he has banned all basketball-related activities and now spends his days hunting down any basketballs that dare to enter his realm. Join us for a chance to witness Noah’s epic basketball battles and maybe even sneak in a game or two when he’s not looking. Just be sure to hide your basketballs or face the wrath of Noah!

CreeperLove404

aita, Angry, Blame, Boyfriend, Communication, CreeperLove404, Defensive, forgetfulness, hurt, Movie, overreacting, Phone, restroom, strangers, Sync, trip, Uber, UNFAIR, Upset, Waiting

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2943
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Star Shards Collected:	184	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Crops Grown:	7353
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Villages Defended:	18	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Divine Spears Created:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine logging in to find yourself in a maze, with no phone to guide you. Will you be able to find your way out and reunite with your friends? Or will you be left wandering aimlessly, hoping for a friendly stranger to offer you an Uber ride?

But that’s not all – once you finally make it out of the maze, you’ll be faced with challenges that will test your communication skills with your fellow players. Can you and your teammates stay in sync and conquer the obstacles together? Or will you end up like the boyfriend in the story, lost and clueless?

Join our server now for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs a phone when you have Minecraft to keep you entertained and on your toes?